[Titus Templeton]

Re: Please pray for my friend HEATHER LOCKLEAR

She doesn't look like someone who votes for obama.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Please pray for my friend HEATHER LOCKLEAR

Sorry to be blunt, ladies.

But should someone, perhaps? maybe??? offer to 'pee' on her face? Only for medical reasons of course...

[Godfly]

Re: Please pray for my friend HEATHER LOCKLEAR

Cookie dear I hope you don't think it's too forward of me to ask but as you know I've been looking for a new wife for quite some time now. Heather has two strikes against her, she's is far passed the maximum age of 19 and 1/2 that I've set for the new wife and of course she's been married. Still she's managed to keep up her appearance.

What I need to know from you is Heather still fertile? Though I'm still in my prime I can't afford to waste my seed on a barren field. Oddly enough Wikipedia doesn't say either way.

[GoGodGoXI]

Re: Please pray for my friend HEATHER LOCKLEAR

She is a hussy and will burn in hell fire. Deuteronomy 22:5 A woman shall not wear a man's garment, nor shall a man put on a woman's cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God.

[abutterflyloves]

Re: Please pray for my friend HEATHER LOCKLEAR

I was lead here today because God was weighing on my heart to pray for Ms Heather Locklear today. Lord, please raise her up an free her. She would be welcomed in my house here in Illinois to heal, pray, and be free of judging. Please find her a place to put all her trust in you Lord, and make her strong!

Brothers and sisters of the church, I beg you to join me in praying that the lying vultures in the LIE-beral press will leave my close personal friend Heather Locklear alone.

No one knows what this poor girl has suffered since we were fitness models together in the early 80's. She was tricked into doing one sleazy TV show after another (each time promised it would be of an uplifting, squeaky clean nature) and then she was even drugged by the music "industry" and married off to rock musicians...twice!

But now the lowest accusations that can be flung at a woman are being heaped on my poor friend Heather.

That she is a wayward drunk, and that she has had plastic surgery.



Nothing could be further from the truth.

In the first picture, it looks like she was clearly choking on a fish bone, and needed something to wash it down quickly. This was an emergency situation.

The second picture is only a case of bad lighting.

And in the third...well, she told me she was working undercover at a Hollywood party that night, and gesturing to security in a predetermined "sign" that a drug deal was going on practically beneath her very nose.

Really, there are enough really evil people in Hollywood, but Sister Locklear is not among them. And I should know.

Why oh why cannot the evil press leave the true Innocents alone?

[scottmerriweather]

Re: Please pray for my friend HEATHER LOCKLEAR

I have a question...….How would her moving to Illinois (Being a demoncrat state) help her? Wouldn't moving her to a Republican state be more appropriate? Just my .02 .