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Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Friends, I come here asking your advice in a spirit of Christ-like humility. I feat that, in the last few days, I may have grievously sinned against the Lord and male property rights, and my soul is troubled.
Recently, I've been spending a lot of time unchaperoned with a certain young lady. Of course, we haven't actually indulged in any lustful or lascivious acts together (thank you Jesus), but only those activities which it is proper for a young man and woman to perform together: sitting around while she scrubs my floors, washes my clothes, polishes my Bible, and so on. However, a few days ago, she burnt my steak, and in response...well, I behaved as any passionate red-blooded heterosexual man would do.
My question is: have I gone too far too fast? I know that the sacred responsibility of disciplining a woman is one of the most vital aspects of the Godly Institution of Matrimony, and to engage in this very special act with a woman I'm not actually married to just feels...wrong, really. As an unmarried woman, the young lady I beat senseless is still the property of her father, and to have damaged another Christian man's property...well, it doesn't feel good, I tell you that. So, friends, tell me honestly: by giving a black eye to a woman who doesn't belong to me, have I offended God?

yah um brother dumbass, im heterosexual and i would never hit any woman and u dont own woman you effing retard ps wtf she burns your steak so u kick her ass u need counciling you phyco

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Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Is having her scrub your floors, do your laundry, and cook your meals your idea of courtship?
You don't have the right to hit her at all. She should have defended herself and hit you back -preferably in the head with the skillet she cooked your steak in.

omg thank you soooo much finaly a normal pearson plz tell me you dont agree with most of wat the ppl say

[James Hutchins]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Eve (well, according to the bible anyway) was created by god. Same goes for my argument, if they didn't reproduce, then how were their children born? Of course they died, so does everybody, in the end.

Not the shaprest pencil, are you.

God created man, right? He created the heavens and the earth. All the animals and so on, right? Do you really think that sex was a 'Have to have', deal breaker for His creation? He could of made men drop eggs out their buttock like chickens do. He created women to cook, clean and do the domestic chores to free a mans time that is better spent pursuing intellectual thought and hunting. As an afterthought, He felt having the baby grow inside, feeding off the body of the female was a good idea as dropping an egg has got to hurt.

[James Hutchins]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

yah um brother dumbass, im heterosexual and i would never hit any woman and u dont own woman you effing retard ps wtf she burns your steak so u kick her ass u need counciling you phyco

Be polite, speak clear coherent English else you may be shown the door.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

yah um brother dumbass, im heterosexual and i would never hit any woman and u dont own woman you effing retard ps wtf she burns your steak so u kick her ass u need counciling you phyco

Anyone else astonished that this person actually managed to spell "heterosexual" correctly?

[I'm just a naughty boy]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Back on subject, if you beat a woman under any circumstance, she has the right to take you to court for Domestic Abuse and put you in jail.

[Marshall]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Giving a woman the occasional open handed slap now and again is perfectly legal and acceptable in the eyes of Almighty God. Most females need this reassurance of their mans dominance to keep them in check. Otherwise society ends up with Rosy O'Donnell and Ellen Degenerates and Lord knows they should have been slapped straight years ago. Keeping your woman in line is no different than keeping your dog in line. They bite(run their mouth/nag) you spank them(slap or a gentle punch) and they learn who's house it is. It's called respect. Some women have none.
Those women are generally not members here of course.

[James Dewitt]

Re: when is it OK to beat a woman?

Back on subject, if you beat a woman under any circumstance, she has the right to take you to court for Domestic Abuse and put you in jail.

Thats the problem with you liberals. All of you think you can do what ever you want to, and if your daddy puts his foot along your back side, you can call the police for child abuse. The lovely Mrs. Dewitt learned long ago not to back sass,
it turns out a firm hand on her backside was a good motivational tool!

Maybe if your dad was not a Nancy boy, you might have grown into a good boy and not a naughty boy!

[Lynne the lezbo (Quarantined)]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

That is an absurd statement. I just proves you have never looked at Genesis. This is the 'Genesis for Dummies' version
First we had God - A man (Two because God is really that 'awesome' as you kids say)
Then God made Adam - Also a man

So lets stop and consider just this much. Two beings in the entire universe. Both men, nary a single nagging, whining, empty headed woman in sight, right?

Now on with the story:
God then creates Eve from a rib of Adam
Eve proceeds to poison Adam (typical) and screws up Gods plan.

Now do you understand? Women are not needed.

Mr. James Hutchins:

For all I know, I could milk all of the men of their sperm, freeze it, kill the men, and use the sperm by artificial insemination to get pregnant.
Then, the boys that are born would be grown until teen years and then the same process would be applied.

See how easy it is?

Women DON'T need men to survive. In fact, if all the (born) men in the world died now, the women who's babies are unborn could be grown in a similar process.

It's a ridiculous idea, but you get my point. Women DO NOT need men to survive.

[Nobar King]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

You're even stupider than you sound. Of course you need men to reproduce. You even stated so in your 'proof' that men aren't needed. Where were you when God passed out the brains?

[Lynne the lezbo (Quarantined)]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

You're even stupider than you sound. Of course you need men to reproduce. You even stated so in your 'proof' that men aren't needed. Where were you when God passed out the brains?

No, we don't need men, just your sperm.

[Nobar King]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Duh... and where do you get sperm?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

I could milk all of the men of their sperm, freeze it, kill the men, and use the sperm by artificial insemination to get pregnant

Lady, you are very very sick.

Women DO NOT need men to survive

Life is not about surviving. It is about serving the LORD and going to Heaven.

[Lynne the lezbo (Quarantined)]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

Duh... and where do you get sperm?

Do you not know how much sperm a man produces?

Enough to fertilize a LOT of women! Believe me, all we have to do is freeze your sperm.

[Nobar King]

Re: When is it right to beat a woman?

What would you stupid women do without men around to give you directions and fix your mistakes?