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  • Dead Dog
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2008
    • 84

    #16
    Re: short skirts and trousers

    Originally posted by Aaron Portway View Post
    You are thinking of a prostitute I believe. I never called you a prostitute. Lots of people think money has to be exchanged for a slut to be called a whore. But see the definition below from dictionary.com. I added the blue for emphasis:

    whore /hɔr, hoʊr or, often, hʊər/[hawr, hohr or, often, hoor]noun, verb, whored, whor·ing. –noun
    1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet. –verb (used without object)
    2. to act as a whore.
    3. to consort with whores. –verb (used with object)
    4. Obsolete. to make a whore of; corrupt; debauch.

    But I'm nothing if not accomodating. If you do not want me to call your a whore, I will not. So why do you hate Jesus slut?
    Alright, we can go by your definition if you like.

    I don't hate Him.

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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #17
      Re: short skirts and trousers

      Originally posted by Dead Dog View Post
      Alright, we can go by your definition if you like.
      Thank you, but it's not my definition, it is the standard usage. But we do not need to agrue that point.

      Originally posted by Dead Dog View Post
      I don't hate Him.
      If you don't hate Jesus, why have not accepted him into your heart?

      You need to abandoned your sluttish, knowlegde-seeking lifestyle and just accept that EVERYTHING you need to know is between the covers of a KJV1611 Bible, not between the sheets of the bed where you are fornicating your Soul straight to Hell!
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      • imanothertool
        Unsaved trash
        • Sep 2008
        • 15

        #18
        Re: short skirts and trousers

        Would you take a Catholic's view of God as being worth something? A psychopath's idea of justice, as being worth something? A demoncrat's idea of democracy as being worth something? Do you not understand that your opinion of how a brain operation should be performed is totally and completely worthless!Yes they are worthwhile but it doesn’t mean you have to go by their opinion when you make a decision on something. Often when you listen to someone else opinion you look at things in a different light, and therefore other people opinions can change people’s minds or give them inspiration.
        Which makes them worthwhile.

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        • imanothertool
          Unsaved trash
          • Sep 2008
          • 15

          #19
          Re: short skirts and trousers

          sorry the quote thing did'nt work.

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          • Sledge Riprock
            The Lord's Favorite Head Trauma Victim
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2008
            • 188

            #20
            Unsaved Slut in Promise Enforcers!

            Originally posted by Dead Dog View Post
            Yes, I was waiting for someone to cotton on. But it's true, I am female. Though I wouldn't go quite as far to say a whore, but hey, your opinion's your own. I didn't put anyone straight when they called me 'boy' purely because I thought I'd have more standing if that is what you all assumed.
            You are Unsaved Trash and you are Female and you are posting in a Men Only forum. PASTORS!! PASTORS!! There is an unchaparoned girl in Promise Enforcers!
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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22922

              #21
              Re: short skirts and trousers

              Originally posted by imanothertool View Post
              Often when you listen to someone else opinion you look at things in a different light, and therefore other people opinions can change people’s minds or give them inspiration.
              Which makes them worthwhile.
              I note your use of the word "Often" I see you are backing away from the idea that everyone's opinion has a value.

              I note how you say, "people opinions can change people’s minds." You're backing still further away from your earlier sweeping statement. Good! You are learning - not everyone's opinions are worth something all the time.

              Therefore we can say that some people's opinions on some things are worthless!

              Imanothertool... this is a Godly forum. The Word of God, as per KJV1611 permeates the very screen you are reading! For your opinions to have any validity at all, they must coincide with the exact, unamended Word of The Almighty.

              However, if you manage that, your opinions are already written in KJV 1611. You see - I suggest you ask questions rather than express untutored, worthless opinions based only on your limited experience.
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              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: short skirts and trousers

                Originally posted by imanothertool View Post
                To be honest I don’t think it matters what women wear in this day and age. They have rights know.
                But if a women believes for religious reasons that she should wear a long skirt that’s fair enough but she shouldn’t be forced to wear one.
                Your opinion is worth less than nothing. Please keep it to yourself.

                Originally posted by Dead Dog View Post
                I always wear trousers for I do not like my legs and long skirts are impractical.
                Then you are a whore and God hates you.

                Originally posted by imanothertool View Post
                No ones opinion is worthless.
                You shouldn’t try and take other peoples right to free speech away.
                Unsaved trash have no standing with Jesus, therefore their opinions are worthless by definition. Once you're in hell gulping sulfur for all eternity, then you'll understand. Of course by then it will be far too late.

                By the way, the Bible does not mention "free speech" anywhere in its pages. On this Godly forum you should entertain no expectations of "free speech." Please take a look at our "Welcome Visitors to the Landover Forums" thread.

                Thank you for visiting. Your rights on these forums are: NONE.

                None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Pistle and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.

                The FAQ contains the full draft of your legal rights, but the above is the gist of it.

                Thank you.
                Originally posted by imanothertool View Post
                Would you take a Catholic's view of God as being worth something? A psychopath's idea of justice, as being worth something? A demoncrat's idea of democracy as being worth something?

                Do you not understand that your opinion of how a brain operation should be performed is totally and completely worthless!

                Yes they are worthwhile but it doesn’t mean you have to go by their opinion when you make a decision on something. Often when you listen to someone else opinion you look at things in a different light, and therefore other people opinions can change people’s minds or give them inspiration.
                Which makes them worthwhile.
                You are a vile, perverted wad of unsaved scum, and a female to boot. Your opinion, even about opinions, is utterly worthless and is being ignored by each and every True Christian(tm), as God commands.

                No one invited you here, and you are certainly unwelcome. Praise Jesus!

                1 Corinthians 14:34-36
                Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #23
                  Re: short skirts and trousers

                  Originally posted by Dead Dog View Post
                  I always wear trousers for I do not like my legs...
                  Your legs are causing you to sin by crossdressing. You should cut them off.
                  Originally posted by Aaron Portway View Post
                  I just went back through your introduction thread and NOWHERE did you mention you were a girl/woman. You have been deceiving us you little trollop!
                  I think she's trying to trick our women into turning lesbian!
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • SayvedByTheLord
                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 3151

                    #24
                    Re: short skirts and trousers

                    You are obviously an illiterate asshat. What is your purpose here ?


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                      Scientific Advisor
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2373

                      #25
                      Re: short skirts and trousers

                      I just want to cast in my $0.02 worth here, but I suggest that if you wear a short skirt you also wear a long jacket. That's what I want.
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                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
                        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                        Salvation from Above
                        God's Favorite Pilot™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 6309

                        #26
                        Re: short skirts and trousers

                        Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                        I just want to cast in my $0.02 worth here, but I suggest that if you wear a short skirt you also wear a long jacket. That's what I want.
                        Now Doctor, I don't know if we can "have our cake and it too" in this situation. We must council these young ladies not to live a "Rock and Roll Lifestyle." The must dress modestly if they are to become True Christians™
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                        • Dead Dog
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 84

                          #27
                          Re: short skirts and trousers

                          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                          I just want to cast in my $0.02 worth here, but I suggest that if you wear a short skirt you also wear a long jacket. That's what I want.

                          Fair enough.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #28
                            Re: short skirts and trousers

                            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                            You are obviously an illiterate asshat.
                            You think? What tipped you off?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • savinggraceless
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 67

                              #29
                              Re: short skirts and trousers

                              Now Doctor, I don't know if we can "have our cake and it too" in this situation. We must council these young ladies not to live a "Rock and Roll Lifestyle." The must dress modestly if they are to become True Christians™
                              I think women can still wear pants and still keep it modest. I think it is important to evaluate to put one's self in the public's view point and ask what affect it has on them. Most of the time I wear tshirts and jeans, which in today's society is modest. Especially since I am not showing any skin other than my arms head and ankles. And the clothes are not skin tight. We must remember when analyzing Scripture that can tell the difference between culture and principles.

                              And Ezekiel,thank the Lord that He does not base salvation on your status in a forum! Your understanding of God is sad and idolatrious if you think the status on a forum makes you a believer.

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                              • PueptiA
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Aug 2008
                                • 12

                                #30
                                Re: short skirts and trousers

                                Originally posted by savinggrace View Post
                                I think women can still wear pants and still keep it modest. I think it is important to evaluate to put one's self in the public's view point and ask what affect it has on them. Most of the time I wear tshirts and jeans, which in today's society is modest. Especially since I am not showing any skin other than my arms head and ankles. And the clothes are not skin tight. We must remember when analyzing Scripture that can tell the difference between culture and principles.

                                And Ezekiel,thank the Lord that He does not base salvation on your status in a forum! Your understanding of God is sad and idolatrious if you think the status on a forum makes you a believer.
                                There are hardly ANY immodest clothes availble now. If they are immodest, then they are usually illigal.
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