[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I was raped by a ghost!

Hell is full of arseholes like you. your a beastie basturt who will get his come upance soon enough

Why are you attacking this man for being raped?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I was raped by a ghost!

We've been hearing about this at Landover Baptist more and more lately and I think I can speak for everyone when I say Obama is to blame. The rate at which he invited demons into the nation is astounding. We know that so-called "spirit husbands" and "spirit wives" are really demons infecting Americans in their sleep. They cause lady-problems and are the reason some men can't successfully keep "it" up. Men, the answer is not to hit your member with a hammer and yell to your lady friend to hop on quick before the swelling goes down. The answer is PRAYER!

[shortstack9797]

Re: I was raped by a ghost!

We've been hearing about this at Landover Baptist more and more lately and I think I can speak for everyone when I say Obama is to blame. The rate at which he invited demons into the nation is astounding. We know that so-called "spirit husbands" and "spirit wives" are really demons infecting Americans in their sleep. They cause lady-problems and are the reason some men can't successfully keep "it" up. Men, the answer is not to hit your member with a hammer and yell to your lady friend to hop on quick before the swelling goes down. The answer is PRAYER!

Dear Mary,


I apologize for being so stringent, but the rules clearly state men only.

[Basilissa]

Re: I was raped by a ghost!

Dear Mary,


I apologize for being so stringent, but the rules clearly state men only.

Hello and back after your rather prolonged absence, sweetie!

Please remember that Sister Mary (that's Mrs. Etheldreda to you) is a Saved True Christian™ woman, while you are just an unsaved trash not really worthy of our attention.

Therefore, Sister Mary is beyond rebuke for someone like you. I hope you understand. I will pray for you.

[Isabella White]

Re: I was raped by a ghost!

Dear Mary,

I apologize for being so stringent, but the rules clearly state men only.

Dear Miss Tack: Rather than presuming that a guest of should tell a beloved what she should be doing, might I suggest that you make your way over to our Introduction Forum, and post a proper introductory message, as we've so kindly requested? The link to that friendly forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Whilst there, please pay close attention to the simple requests that we've listed at the top of the page. Since you may very well miss them, I shall include them here, for your benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We look forward to getting to you know here, at .

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: I was raped by a ghost!

Frozen in terror with my eyes clamped shut I was too scared to move or do anything about it. Pretty soon he had my pants completely off, he climbed onto my back and nibbled on my ear for a bit, I could feel the bulge in his pants against my leg. I was terrified. I tried to scream out but I had no voice. He pulled his member out of his pants and I could feel it as it slithered between my butt cheeks. I clenched my teeth and prepared for the penetration I was about to endure.
...
The ghost humped me over and over for hours, his deathly-cold member shredding my fragile rectum to pieces. When he was done my bed sheets were covered in blood and shit and semen, which was odd because up until then I never realized that ghosts could cum.

I think we all know there's another explanation that Mr. Bocchino may be withholding to protect the weak. Rectal demons.