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  • #106
    Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

    Originally posted by sagerose View Post
    The majority of the world aren't Baptists, so the majority of the world does enjoy it.
    Dear friend, we already know that the majority of the world is unsaved and will go to hell:

    [Matthew 7:13-14 KJV] 13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14 Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • #107
      Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

      My sensual wife, Jennifer, claims to have had numerous orgasms during our marriage. Some of you may say, "Hats off to you, Doc," but the reality is that it seems to cheapen our marriage bed. I have asked her to read a book or knit when we are engaged in coitus for the purpose of bringing yet another son into the world. I am usually on my iPhone during the act looking up things of interest in the Bible.

      How selfish when God tell us to be fruitful and multiply to think that the process should be enjoyable. Horrors.

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      • #108
        Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

        Originally posted by M. Mansfield, MD View Post
        My sensual wife, Jennifer, claims to have had numerous orgasms during our marriage. Some of you may say, "Hats off to you, Doc," but the reality is that it seems to cheapen our marriage bed. I have asked her to read a book or knit when we are engaged in coitus for the purpose of bringing yet another son into the world. I am usually on my iPhone during the act looking up things of interest in the Bible.

        How selfish when God tell us to be fruitful and multiply to think that the process should be enjoyable. Horrors.
        She's clearly a pervert and probably a lezbean.

        How often do you beat her?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #109
          Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

          Originally posted by M. Mansfield, MD View Post
          I have asked her to read a book or knit when we are engaged in coitus for the purpose of bringing yet another son into the world.
          Reading can be difficult - the KJV is quite heavy - and knitting is plain dangerous. Back in the days when my late husband and I used to engage in marital ghastliness (this was when he was still alive, obviously), I used to take advantage of those few quiet moments between prayers for a son to make mental shopping lists or plan menus for the following week.
          2 Timothy 3:16

          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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          • #110
            Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

            My wife never had one of these "orgasms" so I am certain they are indeed a myth.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #111
              Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

              I just lie there. I think it's more bearable if you think of Jesus, and imagine it's Him punishing you for your sins. My husband once asked me what I was thinking, and when I told him, he said that thought the same thing, except that Jesus was stroking him rather than punishing him.

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              • #112
                Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

                My wife once started having some sort of seizure under me when I was impregnating her. Writhing about and moaning and taking the LORD's name in vain.

                A swift punch to the side of the head followed by a sound thrashing soon put a stop to that nonsense and she lay nice and quiet while I finished off.

                It worked, as well. Another soldier for Jesus was in the oven and I had no need to go near her filthy woman parts for the best part of a year.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #113
                  Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

                  Your wife was moaning and writhing because you sir, hit her G spot, and made her have a wonderful orgasm. It sounds like she most definitely enjoyed it, but its amusing it has taken you this long to figure out how to please your own wife.
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • #114
                    Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

                    Can you keep your gutter talk out of this thread? As it stands, the thread's obscene enough to even think about.

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                    • #115
                      Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

                      Originally posted by mhselby View Post
                      Your wife was moaning and writhing because you sir, hit her G spot, and made her have a wonderful orgasm. It sounds like she most definitely enjoyed it, but its amusing it has taken you this long to figure out how to please your own wife.
                      Nonsense. Nothing is "wonderful" about writhing on your back like a retard, taking the LORD's name in vain, making one's husband uncomfortable enough to have to administer discipline. I would be mortified if Mr. Etheldreda was distracted enough to take notice of me. The only one he wants to be thinking about is Sweet Jesus.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #116
                        Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        She's clearly a pervert and probably a lezbean.

                        How often do you beat her?
                        My glorious and comely wife, Jennifer, has seen her share of discipline. However, I am blessed that she has become so obedient that it is not necessary for me to smack her daily any longer. Oh, of course I will call her in the room and swat her thighs with a cat of nine tails just so she will remember I'm the man of the house - and her sincere thanks just fills me with joy - but her desire to please me completely has made her quite malleable. I even let her decide which dress to wear once a month.

                        Praise God, she isn't a lesbian - although I suspect if I told her to be, she would.

                        I am very impressed by the ladies that have posted here. As a doctor, I am more than willing to address any of your questions in a more suitable thread. May God richly bless everyone.

                        Doc

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                        • #117
                          Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

                          Originally posted by M. Mansfield, MD View Post
                          May God richly bless everyone.

                          Doc
                          I hope that you are referring to every one of His believers.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #118
                            Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

                            Originally posted by mhselby View Post
                            Your wife was moaning and writhing because you sir, hit her G spot, and made her have a wonderful orgasm. It sounds like she most definitely enjoyed it, but its amusing it has taken you this long to figure out how to please your own wife.
                            What appalling witchcraft is this?

                            Get away from me, Whore of Babylon!

                            Come soon, please, Jesus, and burn this type of hideous harlot in the fire while we watch and sing your praises!
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #119
                              Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

                              The female orgasm is not a myth and has been well-documented.

                              There are four proven types of female orgasm.

                              1. Ecclesiastical orgasm: The woman tends to call out for the Lord as in "Oh God! OH GOD!!!!"

                              2. The negative Orgasm: The woman starts saying "No... No... Noooooo."

                              3. The Positive orgasm: The woman, while in the throes of passion, screams YES!! YEEEESSSSSSSS!

                              4: The fake orgasm: In this case the woman calls out "ZEKE... Oh ZEEEEEEKE".







                              Bless you, my joyless jettaturas,
                              Father Mo



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                              A Cardinal in the making.

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                              • #120
                                Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

                                Mr. Mo, we are talking about the alleged female orgasm. Altar boys are not female, no matter how many lace-ornamented dresses you make them wear.
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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