[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

Well, this has really and truly made me lose whatever faith I still had in humanity. I'm not even going to bother arguing, I'm past the point of trying to make yous people see even a glimmer of how messed up yous all are. But I just hope yous know that every time I do my feminist campaigns or gay pride marches, I smile thinking how pissed off yous would get, and that honestly makes me sincerely happy. I hope yous all enjoy your meaningless lives full of discrimination and bible bashing. Maybe one day yous will all see how piffleeed up yous all are.

You're the one using foul language, but we're the ones who are angry.

Riiiiiight.



You know, the Blood of Our Savior will wash that blackness right out of your heart if you'll simply give up your hateful hobbies.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Luke J]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

I've read the satanist bible if that helps.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

I've read the satanist bible if that helps.

Of course you have. Your master satan demands it.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

But God's law does not. If God expects our faith to "progress" along with secular cultural values, why doesn't the Bible say so?

One of my daughters is starting to give Mr. Etheldreda lip about "women's lib" stuff. We like to use "over correction" as part of our disciplary repetoir, and so to that end she has become the sole housekeeper, meal preparer, child tender, and over all help meet to her father and brothers. She's been too exhausted to give us lip, but I think sleeping in the garage may be pampering her too much because I still see her give "the look." Anyway pastor, I just wanted to let you know that I've told her when she can answer this question, she may be released to enjoy her previous privileges of studying and helping serve, rather than being the sole server. If she can answer it in light of Brother Bob's handy reminder, she may even start sleeping in the house again. I will not encourage sinful activity in my home.

[5atan is better]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

i beg thy to slay thy self, froth of earth.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

Sometimes I wish there was no menstruation because that would make women much more clean.

[Didymus Much]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

i beg thy to slay thy self, froth of earth.

Why do you hate America?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

Sometimes I wish there was no menstruation because that would make women much more clean.

The appropriate solution is to marry off one's daughter as soon as she develops breasts. Then if her husband is a righteous man, he will impregnate her with haste and give her a purpose. No parent who loves their daughter would want them to be awash in Satan's Waterfall if they could avoid it.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

i beg thy to slay thy self, froth of earth.

Hello Fiveatan,


If you're going to use old ways of speech, at least get the grammar right. One would say, "I beg thee to slay thyself, froth of earth."


"Thy" is a possessive, as in "Thy breeches are sagging, and I behold thy undergarments."
"Thou" is used to refer to another person, as in "Thou shalt not sag."
It can refer to one person but is primarily used when referring to more than one.
"Thee" is primarily used when addressing one person, but it can be used to refer to a group. Example: "I told thee twice not to wear red." If four or five people were with me and I was giving them grief over wearing red, I could say the same thing.


It's one of the reasons why people stopped using that word and began using "you." And since we're in modern times, there's no reason why you can't use "you."