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  • #151
    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    So you like screwing a cheap whore. Not only is this illegal, it will also destroy your eternal soul. Hellfire ain't fun my friend. You need to repent and choose Jesus before it is too late for you. And dump that whore ASAP, she is beyond saving anyway.

    1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
    for sayn that the girl i love is a whore 3 times in a single post i spit on you and everything you believe in..might as well switch to a religion that will have a better attitude to the people i love

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    • #152
      Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

      Originally posted by Maggot View Post
      for sayn that the girl i love is a whore 3 times in a single post i spit on you and everything you believe in..might as well switch to a religion that will have a better attitude to the people i love
      LOL How can possibly be showing her disrespect? What we want to do is treat women with respect. You are the one who artificially sterilizes her body and use it as a receptacle to ram an erection in.

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      • #153
        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

        Originally posted by Maggot View Post
        for sayn that the girl i love is a whore 3 times in a single post i spit on you and everything you believe in..might as well switch to a religion that will have a better attitude to the people i love
        No. I prefer to go to Heaven instead of joining you and your whore in Hell.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #154
          Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

          Originally posted by Maggot View Post
          for sayn that the girl i love is a whore 3 times in a single post
          He only said that once you silly! Learning to count might help if you want people to take you seriously.


          Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

          - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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          • #155
            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            No. I prefer to go to Heaven instead of joining you and your whore in Hell.
            Trust me i will make sure when the time comes and i go to hell if you are not waiting for me there i will personally drag your soul all the way from heaven to the pits in front of both God and Lucifer's eyes and the things i will do to you there will make even the strongest of demons to shake in pure fear.

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            • #156
              Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

              Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
              He only said that once you silly! Learning to count might help if you want people to take you seriously.
              well tbh it was 2 so welcome on my team and lets start learning the numbers
              and i srsly don't give a flyn crap if those fanatics and hypocrites take me seriously

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              • #157
                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                Originally posted by Maggot View Post
                Trust me i will make sure when the time comes and i go to hell if you are not waiting for me there i will personally drag your soul all the way from heaven to the pits in front of both God and Lucifer's eyes and the things i will do to you there will make even the strongest of demons to shake in pure fear.
                It will be great fun watching you with Jesus from Heaven trying that over and over again and you failing at it over and over again! It will also be great fun to see Satan rape your whore each and every day for all eternity while you are watching and crying in agony. Boy will Jesus and I have fun. Thank you for giving me something to look forward to!
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #158
                  Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                  Originally posted by Maggot View Post
                  well tbh it was 2 so welcome on my team and lets start learning the numbers and i srsly don't give a flyn crap if those fanatics and hypocrites take me seriously
                  You're completely right, silly me! Must have had too much sex lately.


                  Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                  - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                  • #159
                    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                    Originally posted by Maggot View Post
                    Trust me i will make sure when the time comes and i go to hell if you are not waiting for me there i will personally drag your soul all the way from heaven to the pits in front of both God and Lucifer's eyes and the things i will do to you there will make even the strongest of demons to shake in pure fear.
                    Trust you? You, who says you can overpower God's Angels and drag True Christians down into Hell?

                    That's just kooky talk. I hope you're really high, because if not you are abysmally stupid.

                    God will show you how powerless you are. As a tiny gnat is to you, so are you to God. He will barely notice you as He flicks your weak, flabby body screaming into the Lake of Fire. The demons will give you special attention, as you've just doubted their ability to inflict pain and terror.

                    They will show you the error of your ways. You have no idea, my friend.

                    Please, for your own sake, get on your knees and SUBMIT to THE LORD.
                    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                    • #160
                      Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                      Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                      You're completely right, silly me! Must have had too much sex lately.
                      I'm starting to like you...i am considering cheating at the moment.
                      Do you enjoy casual sex?

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                      • #161
                        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                        Originally posted by Maggot View Post
                        I'm starting to like you...i am considering cheating at the moment. Do you enjoy casual sex?
                        All my sex is casual sex, but I don't do assholes who cheat on their girlfriends.


                        Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                        - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                        • #162
                          Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                          Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                          All my sex is casual sex, but I don't do assholes who cheat on their girlfriends.

                          haha that was a joke i was hoping to grind some ones gear i wont actually cheat on my girlfriend but if someday something happens i will conceder some fun time with ya

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                          • #163
                            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                            Originally posted by Maggot View Post
                            haha that was a joke i was hoping to grind some ones gear i wont actually cheat on my girlfriend but if someday something happens i will conceder some fun time with ya
                            The DoF just e-mailed your "joke" to your girlfriend. I am sure she will laugh and laugh about it.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • #164
                              Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              The DoF just e-mailed your "joke" to your girlfriend. I am sure she will laugh and laugh about it.
                              well she is next to me reading the post laughing her ass off

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                              • #165
                                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                Originally posted by Maggot View Post
                                well she is next to me reading the post laughing her ass off
                                Like I said, she will laugh and laugh about it.
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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