[TheDrunkenScot]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

One of the best ways of overcoming masturbation is to stay busy, busy, busy. As the old saying goes, idle hands are the devil's playthings. Between my full-time job here as senior pastor, my television program, my anti-pornography ministry, my niglet ministry, my rape counseling ministry, traveling around the world doing Rev. Jim's Miraclefest™, consulting with my accountant team about donations and tithes, to spending weekends ministering to young women who need it most like porn stars, strippers and prostitutes....I simply don't have time to abuse my self. It's not even on my mind.

Believe me, after a long day of doing television taping, when you are in a hotel alone with an unsaved 19-year-old harlot, giving your testimony to her until your tongue hurts....you won't even think about masturbation.

Yeah, why masturbate when you've got that 19-year old there? I bet your tongue hurt... but hang on, isn't oral sex AND giving women orgasms against the KJV? Naughty naughty, reverend...

[GOD=life]

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but hang on, isn't oral sex AND giving women orgasms against the KJV?

It's the rule here that if you make a statement about what the Bible says, you back it up with relevant scripture.

Oh, and don't change quoted text to suit your agenda. I know how you operate

[Aaron Cyril]

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Yeah, why masturbate when you've got that 19-year old there? I bet your tongue hurt... but hang on, isn't oral sex AND giving women orgasms against the KJV? Naughty naughty, reverend...

Typically homer God mockers who try to see everything in terms of sex and violence. Just what does giving a testimony against someone (a 19 year old girl this time) has to do with these two things ?.

I pray for you that you may find the right path.

[Nefiron]

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I think you guys are lying!

According to the bible. Masturbation is a way to avoid sin!
You guys have misread the bible!
Because you studied it and not felt it by soul and despair.

May Cyril burn in hell!

[Levi Jones]

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I think you guys are lying!

According to the bible. Masturbation is a way to avoid sin!
You guys have misread the bible!

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. The ball is in your court.
Scripture or it didn't happen, chantard.

P.S. congratulations on surviving another post.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I think

That's your first mistake. Don't do things that are beyond your capabilities.

According to the bible. Masturbation is a way to avoid sin!

That's not what my Bible says:

• Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."
• Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
• 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

You guys have misread the bible!

Which of the above parts did I misread?

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

One of the best ways of overcoming masturbation is to stay busy, busy, busy. As the old saying goes, idle hands are the devil's playthings. Between my full-time job here as senior pastor, my television program, my anti-pornography ministry, my niglet ministry, my rape counseling ministry, traveling around the world doing Rev. Jim's Miraclefest™, consulting with my accountant team about donations and tithes, to spending weekends ministering to young women who need it most like porn stars, strippers and prostitutes....I simply don't have time to abuse my self. It's not even on my mind.

Believe me, after a long day of doing television taping, when you are in a hotel alone with an unsaved 19-year-old harlot, giving your testimony to her until your tongue hurts....you won't even think about masturbation.

Reverend, I would hope someday to help you in testifying to these lost women, so that they may see and feel the power of God. I would really like to know more and learn your sanctified ways.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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I can honestly say, hand on heart, thanking the Lord and Pastor Zeke, that all temptation of nether fiddling has not appeared in me for a year now.

Praise the Lord! I'm an ex-masturbator too.

[blackmanforchrist]

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I will confess that I still masturbate, even after i've had sex with my woman ... I don't know how to overcome this sin.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I will confess that I still masturbate, even after i've had sex with my woman ... I don't know how to overcome this sin.

You are an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the firethat never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

Also your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to Hell .

[darkdonkey]

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I don't get how none of you masturbate, when clearly none of you get laid.

[Seth Campbell]

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I don't get how none of you masturbate, when clearly none of you get laid.

I'm married, I get "laid" whenever I want. It's sad that you atheist scum can only feel any self worth by the number of notches in your headboard.

[Master Gordon]

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I don't get how none of you masturbate, when clearly none of you get laid.

I am also married and I have fathered 7 children, I can assure you I get laid when ever want as well.

[Jesus is Lord]

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I don't get how none of you masturbate, when clearly none of you get laid.

I'll have you know I am a happily married man and I have relations with my wife whenever it pleases me. The numerous children she have bore me are testament to that.

Why did you think that we don't get "laid"? While relations aren't as big of a priority for us Saved™ as it is for the unsaved trash we do have relations. Our wives are loyal and obedient to us as the Bible commands so we can have relations whenever the mood strikes us (unless, of course, it is during her unclean time).

Relations have one purpose, to create children. Relations for any other purpose (or spilling one's seed) is a vile sin.

[despising david]

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This is an amazing guide to helping those who haven't stopped masturbating!!! I only wish I had found this several years ago when I made the commitment to quit, It took me months to find a way to distract myself and find inspiration to reject Satan from my hands!!! You have some great advice on here that would have helped me a lot years ago!!! You have done a great job with this!!