Let's Talk: Men's Hygiene

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

We need to talk. As you know, I'm quite a pungent fellow, as is the nature of your average Quebecois. Nonetheless I understand, cleanliness is next to Godliness, and I have been approached by a faith based committee, Safety, Morality and Ethical Godliness for Men and Animals, ascribed by a dear doctor on these web parts. It's no secret, I emit le essence de fromage, most becoming for most members of the Frottage clan, as we indulging in food stuff fermentation within the God given folds of our bodies. Of course, this is quite off putting for many, and even on my Amazon delivery routes, I leave a lingering vapor one cannot ignore. I've looked to the Bible to contemplate this. I found this one interesting Jeremiah 13 and the tale of the stinky girdle. I was inspired in a mad fit on my morning route to take my cheesy, ripe undies and leave it on the door step of a customer (I admit, I've been getting on edge with Amazon's wages) and then I came back, and they were really angry. And I knew, passing my fromagey, Frottage goodness, was actually good for nothing!

[Adam Fag]

Are you French?

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

Oui, je viens d'un petit village : Métabetchouan–Lac-à-la-Croix, dans la région du Saguenay–Lac-Saint-Jean, sur les rives du lac Saint-Jean, à l'embouchure de la petite rivière Couchepaganiche. On y trouve la célèbre fromagerie L'Autre Versant, où Frottage Cheese importe notre délicieuse marque familiale.

[Adam Fag]

I don't speak French.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

You speak fag.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

As of late, I've feeling a burning itch in my burning bush - it's a regular jungle down there, and while in my company there's a term called, "Amazonian itch", I want to ask the gentlemen here very bluntly...what could cause an itch in the pubic region if there's no sign of lice?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Mr. Frottage, our mission here is to stamp out sin. It is not to promote sin. I would urge you to stop focusing your life on private parts of the body which cause sin.

[Adam Fag]

_if there's no sign of lice?

Fleas.

[Basilissa]

As of late, I've feeling a burning itch in my burning bush - it's a regular jungle down there, and while in my company there's a term called, "Amazonian itch", I want to ask the gentlemen here very bluntly...what could cause an itch in the pubic region if there's no sign of lice?

You should put some capsaicin on it, and maybe rub some chili pepper on top of that. The burn will get worse but it will be a perfect solution for sin. As Brother Mayor notes, sin is always the root of the problem.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

You should put some capsaicin on it, and maybe rub some chili pepper on top of that.

I see you've taken to the Frottage de la cuisine, a bit of salt, some capers, will be getting in that jacuzzi with a fine Marlot.

[Isabella White]

Oui, je viens d'un petit village : Métabetchouan–Lac-à-la-Croix, dans la région du Saguenay–Lac-Saint-Jean, sur les rives du lac Saint-Jean, à l'embouchure de la petite rivière Couchepaganiche. On y trouve la célèbre fromagerie L'Autre Versant, où Frottage Cheese importe notre délicieuse marque familiale.

I realize that I should not be in the Men's Forum, but I must insist, dear Mr. Frottage, that you kindly refrain from speaking any foreign jibber-jabber on . Here, at , we speak only the finest of English. Your cooperation will be appreciated.

[Adam Fag]

Ruth 3:5

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

Ruth 3:5

Your verses are as grated parmesan from my grand-mere's carbuncle.