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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    More danger that lurks inside the shower:

    We already discussed ad nauseum about the potential danger of letting your woman use the shower unsupervised: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

    Now there is a new threat to men and women alike in the shower, although women, being the weaker sex, are surely more susceptible:
    Water From Showerheads May Harbor a Bounty of Germs

    New research suggests that ordinary showerheads are awash in germs, particularly a type that can cause lung disease in people whose immunity to illness is compromised. The germs could be "blasted out of the showerhead and inhaled by the person showering," said study co-author Leah M. Feazel, a researcher at the University of Colorado's department of molecular, cellular and developmental biology.
    The researchers analyzed germs found in the film formed in 45 showerheads from nine U.S. cities. They found a variety of bacteria in showerheads, levels of certain germs that could spell trouble were 100 times above what they were in water before it made its way to the showerhead, the researchers said.

    The unique thing about showerheads is that the germs could be inhaled. People are unlikely to inhale other kinds of household germs that fit into the category known as biofilms.
    Manly Christian men may not want to resort to taking baths, so they should consider buying a new showerhead every year:
    "I imagine that if you looked at the kitchen sink, faucet and drain, the insinkerator, your dishwasher, the toilet, your washing machine and the hose in the yard, you might find similar pathogens," said George A. O'Toole, an associate professor in the department of microbiology and immunology at Dartmouth Medical School.

    An all-metal showerhead -- not a plastic one with a metal coating -- is another alternative, as is replacing a showerhead several times a year, Feazel said.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: More danger that lurks inside the shower:

    My husband, Mr. Whitford, just read this and told me to post here (and offer his apologies for allowing me access). From now on, it's sponge baths for him. If I'm not available, he'll have to have the butler or pool boy do it.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    • TC Patriot
      AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2008
      • 1060

      #3
      Re: More danger that lurks inside the shower:

      Showers can kill people with compromised immune systems? PRAISE! Aids infested homers should shower!

      Jesus loves Dick



      Cheney/Palin 2012

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: More danger that lurks inside the shower:

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        My husband, Mr. Whitford, just read this and told me to post here (and offer his apologies for allowing me access). From now on, it's sponge baths for him. If I'm not available, he'll have to have the butler or pool boy do it.
        This is new for Joe? But he's been bragging about how his pool boy gives great sponge baths down at the station house for a while.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • 4HisGlory
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 46

          #5
          Re: More danger that lurks inside the shower:

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          We already discussed ad nauseum about the potential danger of letting your woman use the shower unsupervised: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

          Now there is a new threat to men and women alike in the shower, although women, being the weaker sex, are surely more susceptible:Manly Christian men may not want to resort to taking baths, so they should consider buying a new showerhead every year:
          I live me life showered by God's Love. I will continue to shower daily and inhale deeply for I have never lived a day without God in my life and I have never been sick a day in my life. God protects and cares for those who truly worship Him.
          38 John said to him, "Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
          39 Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him. There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name who can at the same time speak ill of me.
          40 For whoever is not against us is for us. Mark 9:38-40.

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          • Jared H. Price
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 58

            #6
            Re: More danger that lurks inside the shower:

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            We already discussed ad nauseum about the potential danger of letting your woman use the shower unsupervised: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

            Now there is a new threat to men and women alike in the shower, although women, being the weaker sex, are surely more susceptible:Manly Christian men may not want to resort to taking baths, so they should consider buying a new showerhead every year:
            Brother, you sure are smart. I was wondering if there was any information about the chance of disease if your primary means of showering is underneath an irrigation unit on the back forty? Does the type of crop matter?

            I'm only asking because you seem to be very wise. According to Solomon, wisdom is more valuable than pearls and so talking to you must be more valuable than getting a pearl necklace. Thank you, Brother.
            Jesus will return the favor with nails of truth and the hammer of righteousness.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: More danger that lurks inside the shower:

              Originally posted by Jared View Post
              Brother, you sure are smart. I was wondering if there was any information about the chance of disease if your primary means of showering is underneath an irrigation unit on the back forty? Does the type of crop matter?
              Since your irrigation unit probably doesn't have a showerhead that disperses tiny droplets or water mist, and since you aren't showering in an enclosed space, I suspect that you are safer using the irrigation unit. The water is probably pumped from a spring, so you might even be able to charge the hippies to come shower there.

              Edit--
              Hippies don't wash, so ignore my last point.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • TC Patriot
                AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2008
                • 1060

                #8
                Re: More danger that lurks inside the shower:

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Since your irrigation unit probably doesn't have a showerhead that disperses tiny droplets or water mist, and since you aren't showering in an enclosed space, I suspect that you are safer using the irrigation unit. The water is probably pumped from a spring, so you might even be able to charge the hippies to come shower there.

                Edit--
                Hippies don't wash, so ignore my last point.
                Hippies don't shower or take baths.

                Jesus loves Dick



                Cheney/Palin 2012

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384

                  #9
                  Re: More danger that lurks inside the shower:

                  Without seeming to change the subject here (we are talking about Godly cleanliness and our daily ablutions), there is the subject of the jacuzzi / spa hot tub. Aside from the rumors that unsaved harlot trash occasionally develop a depraved fondness for the jets in these devices, there is the matter of contamination and disease. All Christians should avoid spa tubs like the plague Jesus has in store for you if you ignore this warning.


                  In a recent study by Dr Rita B. Moyes, a microbiologist at Texas A & M University, nearly all hot tubs house some type of microbial growth. In 95 per cent of the tested tubs, bacteria derived from feces were present, while 81 per cent had fungi and 34 per cent contained potentially deadly staphylococcus bacteria. According to Dr. Moyes, a teaspoon of normal tap water contains about 138 bacteria and many samples are bacteria-free. On the other hand, a teaspoon of whirlpool tub water contains an average of more than 2 million bacteria.



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                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22882

                    #10
                    Re: More danger that lurks inside the shower:

                    Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
                    Showers can kill people with compromised immune systems? PRAISE! Aids infested homers should shower!
                    Perhaps this is how all those two or three hundred joos died in the last war? It was just an unfortunate infection.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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