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    Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

    Even though I am a virtuous, righteous True Christian™ pastor that doesn't have a single dirty thought in my mind, I have noticed that Conservative/Republican women all seem to be very attractive while the Liberal/Democrat types are just God awful ugly. Why is that? I don't think it's a coincidence and I think how you fare in being blessed with good looks affects your political outlook.

    My theory is that ugly women are angry at God for creating them that way, so they choose to rebel against God and embrace atheism and liberalism. The converse is true for attractive women: They are thankful that God has blessed them with beauty and don't stray from His side.

    What do you think, my fellow Christian men?


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  • #2
    Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

    Wow. That last pic perked me and then shot me down so fast I've got whiplash! Republican women sure are hand-crafted-by-God beauties. But of them all, who is the hottest female Republican?
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    • #3
      Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

      I guess you've never seen this list.

      To name a few:


      Paula Abdul
      Christina Aguilera
      Jessica Alba
      Jennifer Aniston
      Christina Applegate
      Tyra Banks
      Drew Barrymore
      Halle Berry
      Annette Bening
      Jessica Biel
      Lynda Carter
      Courtney Cox
      Cindy Crawford
      Sheryl Crow
      Penelope Cruz
      Jamie Lee Curtis
      Clare Daines
      Zooey Deschanel
      Kirsten Dunst
      Edie Falco
      Calista Flockhart
      Jodie Foster
      Jennifer Garner
      Heather Graham
      Melanie Griffith
      Maggie Gyllenhaal
      Daryl Hannah
      Anne Hathaway
      Goldie Hawn
      Salma Hayek
      Kate Hudson
      Helen Hunt
      Joan Jett
      Scarlett Johansson
      Heidi Klum
      Lucy Liu
      Lisa Loeb
      Lindsay Lohan
      Eva Longoria
      Wendie Malick
      Frances McDormand
      Demi Moore
      Julianne Moore
      Alanis Morissette
      Sarah Jessica Parker
      Gwyneth Paltrow
      Natalie Portman
      Julia Roberts
      Maya Rudolph
      Meg Ryan
      Kyra Sedgwick
      Shakira
      Cybill Shepherd
      Sarah Silverman
      Alicia Silverstone
      Amy Smart
      Jada Pinkett Smith
      Mary Steenburgen
      Gwen Stefani
      Sharon Stone
      Meryl Streep
      Charlize Theron
      Uma Thurman
      Marisa Tomei
      Naomi Watts
      Renee Zellweger
      Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
      For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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      • #4
        Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

        Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
        I guess you've never seen this list.
        But, if you notice, all these women are Hollywood actresses. None of these are women actively engaged in politics. I hope you're not so naive to think that people in Hollywood are truly liberal. They are liberal simply because it's fashionable and they want to be trendy.

        They are a type that is known as "limousine liberal" or "champagne liberal". They live conservative/Republican lives but pay lip service to liberal causes and ideas.

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        • #5
          Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

          "Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?"

          Smell?
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          • #6
            Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

            Hee! Hee! I frighten my grandchildren with illustrated tales of that Helen Thomas woman.

            But have you noticed how she looks like other people?
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            • #7
              Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

              If you're a Demoncretin politician, then by definition you hate God, and here is God's special beauty treatment for women who hate Him:

              Isaiah 3:16-24: Moreover the LORD saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing [as] they go, and making a tinkling with their feet: Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their secret parts. In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of [their] tinkling ornaments [about their feet], and [their] cauls, and [their] round tires like the moon, The chains, and the bracelets, and the mufflers, The bonnets, and the ornaments of the legs, and the headbands, and the tablets, and the earrings, The rings, and nose jewels, The changeable suits of apparel, and the mantles, and the wimples, and the crisping pins, The glasses, and the fine linen, and the hoods, and the vails. And it shall come to pass, [that] instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; [and] burning instead of beauty.

              This passage also explains why the Demoncretin women have such terrible fashion sense.
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              • #8
                Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

                If you are a liberal politician, that does not by any means mean you hate God. In fact, there has never been an atheistic President of the USA. All Presidents, including Obama (Christian), have been some form of Christian. There have been (as of 2006, not including Obama) 11 Episcopalians, 10 Presbyterians, 5 Methodists, 4 Baptists and Unitarians, 3 Disciples of Christ, 2 Dutch Reformed, Quakers, and Congregationalists, 1 Catholic, 1 Jehovah's Witness. Mixed in there have been some Democrats. In fact, Democrats used to hold most of the beliefs of modern Republicans, and Republicans used to hold those of modern Democrats. Funny how things switch, huh?

                As for Democratic hotties, it doesn't really matter one way or the other. You can be the most repulsive human being on the planet and have the best political mind and kindest heart out there. You can also be stunningly beautiful/"hot" and not be firing on all cylinders.
                Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                Blessed are the meek: for they shall possess the land.
                Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted.
                Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
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                • #9
                  Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

                  Ha ha you idiot. Obama is an Islamist!
                  He's so Muslim he has THREE Muslim names.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

                    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                    Ha ha you idiot. Obama is an Islamist!
                    He's so Muslim he has THREE Muslim names.
                    he has also shown that he has no support of Christian values.
                    how dare he cover a Cross.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

                      Democrats dont care if the women are attractive or not. They get in power because they are smart not because they are beautiful
                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                      • #12
                        Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

                        Originally posted by Godlovesall View Post
                        Democrats dont care if the women are attractive or not. They get in power because they are smart not because they are beautiful
                        By this statement I'm assuming that you're clinging to the idea that politicians are elected because of how smart they are. Good luck finding anyone who will agree with you.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          By this statement I'm assuming that you're clinging to the idea that politicians are elected because of how smart they are. Good luck finding anyone who will agree with you.

                          When your putting an X in that little box are you thinking about how good the candidate looks or what her policies are? It's really sad if you your thinking OMG that lady is so doable Im going to vote for her.
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • #14
                            Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

                            Originally posted by Godlovesally View Post
                            When your putting an X in that little box are you thinking about how good the candidate looks or what her policies are? It's really sad if you your thinking OMG that lady is so doable Im going to vote for her.
                            I'm going to vote for Sarah Palin for President in 2012. She's got beauty and brainpower.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Why are Republican Women HOT and Democrat Women NOT?

                              Originally posted by Godlovesally View Post
                              When your putting an X in that little box are you thinking about how good the candidate looks or what her policies are? It's really sad if you your thinking OMG that lady is so doable Im going to vote for her.
                              What is that a euphemism for?
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