[godslefthand]

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Care to back that up with Scripture, boy?

And who asked for your unsaved opinion anyway?

Mathew 7: 1-3 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2*For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. I've read a lot of quotes where you judge people to be hellbound. I hope Jesus gives you the same judgment you have given so many. DO YOU THINK JESUS LIKES YOU PLAYING GOD? PREPARE TO RECIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE GIVEN. GOD BLESS TRUE FOLLOWERS OFF CHRIST NOT THESE "CHRISTIAN" HIPPOCRITS. THIS SITE IS NOTHING BUT RIGHT WING BULLSHITERS PUSHING THEIR OWN AGENDA. REST IN HELL

[Joshua The Repentant]

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Q: Why do women have periods?

A: Because they deserve them.


Q: What is loud and obnoxious?

A: A woman.

[Nobar King]

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A man on his Harley

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
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God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

[James Hutchins]

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I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"


Typical slopes

[James Hutchins]

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My eyes must be failing me as I was unable to make out the ropes or cement blocks on her ankles.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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There's a company in Texas getting harassed for making these decals for manly pick-up trucks. I'm going to send away for a few dozen to had out as Christmas gifts this year. The liberals and feminazis are trying to shut them down.

I think it's pretty funny.

[Paragon of virtue]

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NAG NAG NAG

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to
be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed
off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright,
had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

[Thomas Taylor]

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What's the similarity between a priest and a pint of guiness?

If you get a bad one of either you end up with a sore ass.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Whats the difference between a porcupine and a catholic church?

The porcupine has its pricks on the outside

[Alphonse Alban]

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How do you call an arab with a goat and a camel?

-bisexual

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Q: Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Witnesses?

A: Italians don't like any witnesses.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Here is manly Joke

Obama has stolen the presidency TWICE and destroying the country.

What is the punch line; there is none.

[Alvin Moss]

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I have a friend who is tainted with Jew blood, though he is saved. Praise God!

He says he's just a little bit Jew. He just got the guilt and, of course, he doesn't pay retail.

Here is a manly joke, though it is a bit risque:

Man and wife, married for 30 years, sitting and having coffee on a beautiful morning.

She asks him if he would get married again if she died. He is shocked and says "Why do you have to bring something like that up?" and he won't talk about it at all. Later she asks again. Same response.

For days she brings it up and finally he "Yes, OK, if you die I'll get married again". Well, Ok, she says, would you sell the house? No, No, of course not, he says. Would you sell our bed? No, it's our bed, he says. Oh!, she said. Would she drive the car? I guess so, he says, sounding a little impatient. Well, would you let her use my golf clubs? No, no, of course not, he says........she's left handed.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Hitler and Stalin are sitting at the bar. A patron walks up to the bar and asks the barman if that's Hitler and Stalin sitting over there. He says yes. The man goes over to Hitler and Stalin and asks what they are doing. "We're planning world war 3" says Stalin. "We're going to kill 14 million jews and 1 bike repair man" says Hitler "Why the bike repair man?" The patron asks. Hitler says to Stalin "See? I told you no one would ask about the jews."

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Why do women bleed from their cooters?

Because they are inferior to men according to the KJV Bible, God's Holy Word.



(If I was a woman I would totally kill myself!)