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  • #31
    Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

    Originally posted by ultimeci View Post
    Do not refer to me as your friend. I am by no means your friend.
    Christ wants me to be your friend and help you. Why do you spurn my fellowship friend?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #32
      Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Christ wants me to be your friend and help you. Why do you spurn my fellowship friend?
      Christ is my friend. You, are not.

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      • #33
        Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

        Originally posted by ultimeci View Post
        Do not refer to me as your friend. I am by no means your friend.
        You finally made a statement of truth.

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        • #34
          Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

          Were I a moderator here I would be assigning infractions all over the place.

          This thread started as a simple one: TSA allowing negroids to sit and look at the nether regions of my wife, daughters, and loved ones (should they not be my wife or daughters) and this thread has degenerated into screeds well beyond what I had intended.

          I shall repair to my study to make further inquiries into the KJV 1611 to further castigate those Unsaved Trash who have ventured here.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • #35
            Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

            Originally posted by ultimeci View Post
            Christ is my friend. You, are not.
            Why can't I be a friend? Christ accepted tax collectors and whore into His fellowship. By refusing the fellowship of a fellow Christ you don't sound like you following His example.

            Please friend, open your heart to His love and turn away from hate! I am sure even a Hell bound sinner who wallows in blasphemy and coprophilia can do it, with His help!

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • #36
              Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Why can't I be a friend? Christ accepted tax collectors and whore into His fellowship. By refusing the fellowship of a fellow Christ you don't sound like you following His example.

              Please friend, open your heart to His love and turn away from hate! I am sure even a Hell bound sinner who wallows in blasphemy and coprophilia can do it, with His help!
              It is indeed true that He did accept all sorts of people, including the most worst of sinners. However, He did also reject the false pharisees, even though they claimed to follow the one true faith (hey, they sounds like you guys!)

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              • #37
                Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                Originally posted by ultimeci View Post
                It is indeed true that He did accept all sorts of people, including the most worst of sinners. However, He did also reject the false pharisees, even though they claimed to follow the one true faith (hey, they sounds like you guys!)
                No one is forcing you to stay here, hatemonger.


                Except Jesus...Think about it.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #38
                  Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                  Originally posted by PM
                  Dear ultimeci,

                  You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

                  Reason: Spewing hatred and lies about God's favorite church
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                  First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                  Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                  Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

                  I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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                  Dear sir,

                  Your PM's are starting to bore me. Please find something new other then the same boring things you have been PMing me with.

                  Second, in what way do you find that I am spreading lies in what I have said? I do compare you to the false Pharisees from Jesus His time, as I think this would be very relevant. You follow the the Bible to the letter, but refuse to follow what He is trying to tell you, just as they did.

                  Besides, if you want to get rid of me why not just ban me?

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                  • #39
                    Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                    Originally posted by ultimeci View Post
                    Dear sir,

                    Your PM's are starting to bore me. Please find something new other then the same boring things you have been PMing me with.

                    Second, in what way do you find that I am spreading lies in what I have said? I do compare you to the false Pharisees from Jesus His time, as I think this would be very relevant. You follow the the Bible to the letter, but refuse to follow what He is trying to tell you, just as they did.

                    Besides, if you want to get rid of me why not just ban me?
                    Request granted.

                    That's the thanks I get for trying to guide him into Christ's loving embrace.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #40
                      Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Request granted.

                      That's the thanks I get for trying to guide him into Christ's loving embrace.
                      It's a thankless job, indeed, Brother. For example, you would think that when we pass out Gospel tracts and shout bullhorns at people at a homosexual wedding telling them they are mocking God and will burn in Hell, they would at least feel some appreciation for us trying to save them. Obviously we care enough about their souls that we are willing to get in our Hummers and Escalades and drive all the way out to their wedding and witness to them the good news that Jesus Christ died for their sins.

                      The Bible tells us there is nothing wrong with us of course, but rather them.

                      Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • #41
                        Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Request granted.

                        That's the thanks I get for trying to guide him into Christ's loving embrace.
                        I am not sure if a simple girl's opinion means much to you, Sir, but I think it is just impossible to save every soul of evil people and I hope you don't feel sad about that guy.

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                        • #42
                          Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                          yes this worries me also. but what would be a suitable alternative? let people kill us with bombs in their underwear?

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                          • #43
                            Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                            Apologies: I can get a little lazy when typing quickly.

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                            • #44
                              Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                              Originally posted by mark lewis View Post
                              yes this worries me also. but what would be a suitable alternative? let people kill us with bombs in their underwear?
                              Maybe not allow people who are not Christians to fly at all.

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                              • #45
                                Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

                                Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
                                I needed my Father to explain that to me. If the belt is too tight it could cause harm to my body, it could cause a thrombosis (I am not sure about the spelling) and if it is too tight it could even cause a damage to my abiltiy to have babies and that is a risk which no Father would ever take.
                                Sounds like your Father is a wise man. Of course, if he is a Pastor, then he has to be extra careful. In that case, he would have to burn you if you 'knew' a man before marriage (Lev 21:9)

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