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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22348

    #301
    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by rockinrobin View Post
    Can I ask, in all respect, why my previous post was deleted?
    This is a nice and friendly family forum. We do not allow porn here.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • rockinrobin
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Mar 2010
      • 8

      #302
      Re: What is Fap?

      Then I am truly sorry. I felt a picture that had been published by the lady herself would be acceptable.

      Again, you have my apologies.

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      • SemperFi89
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2010
        • 3

        #303
        Re: What is Fap?

        you better be sorry boy, or shall the "one" smite you!

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22348

          #304
          Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by SemperFi89 View Post
          you better be sorry boy, or shall the "one" smite you!
          Why are you and why are you here?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • SemperFi89
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Mar 2010
            • 3

            #305
            Re: What is Fap?

            Sorry it was out of jest, i know RockinRobin and its a Private joke we have,

            Again my Bad, sorry peoples

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22348

              #306
              Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by SemperFi89 View Post
              Sorry it was out of jest, i know RockinRobin and its a Private joke we have,
              Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • rockinrobin
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Mar 2010
                • 8

                #307
                Re: What is Fap?

                Semper, we both understood what you meant, but try to show respect for the other users here.

                After all, not only does your Corps demand that you should remain Always Faithful to the strictures of honesty, decency and respect that your country expects of you, and you swore to uphold. The Word of God also says:

                "Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour."

                Romans 13:17

                In other words, show respect to those who deserve respect.

                Not trying to flame you my friend, please don't take this in that way.

                God Bless.

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                • SemperFi89
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 3

                  #308
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Sorry Cranky old man,

                  but i am not a Fag, so do not show reason that i am a Homosexual,

                  again i am sorry,

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22348

                    #309
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    Originally posted by SemperFi89 View Post
                    but i am not a Fag, so do not show reason that i am a Homosexual
                    So what then are you and "RockinRobin" doing with your private parts? It seems to me you are in denial here. God does not like that.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #310
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Are you two homers going to continue to say sorry all the time and talk back to us?

                      Go to the introduction forum and PROPERLY introduce yourself. Church you attend, bio, favorite verses from the KJV 1611, sins, the lot.

                      On the double!
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • tfs32r6f
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 1

                        #311
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        Donald Duck...Fapping

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22348

                          #312
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Originally posted by tfs32r6f View Post
                          Donald Duck
                          You must be the biggest idiot in the universe. That is Daffy Duck.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #313
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            I'm not sure what an R6 is. Does that refer to retarded level 6?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • DTcrew4
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 7

                              #314
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              This thread is epic and all of you FAIL!

                              Fap = [filth removed along with Gay Porn Link]
                              Palin = fappable :fact

                              oh, and you are gonna ban everyone for talking about masturbating when your sign up code word is "breasts"??

                              Fill in the blank using your King James Bible: Song of Solomon 8:10 I am a wall, and my ______ like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.
                              Just hearing the word breasts makes me think of fapping. :fact

                              Get with the times people...


                              This forum requires that you wait 180 seconds between posts. Please try again in 33 seconds. :cuss
                              Confirmed disbeliever of God and other imaginary friends

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                              • Sadam69
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 1

                                #315
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                The definition of FAP can be found on this [Link toGay Porn Site Removed].

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