[eliot mayfield]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

Aren't you curious as to else was there? Out yourself, I may have to out you for your own good!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

eliot[/LEFT]

mayfield

;497606]I got something pulled and bumped something else. Come on and join in brother. Who needs God. What's he ever done for us anyway?
Look at all those perverts! Doesn't it look fun? You know you want to try it just once.

I am sorry Eliot, you are on your own. God does not like

homersexurals

, in fact He down right hates them. I will go to my prayer closet and pray for you to repent your sinful ways and return to the Light of God. Eliot I am so very ashamed of you, a True Christian gone the way of Satan. I do hope that you are just playing with us and will make a point. I would hate to lose you as a Brother In Christ.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

Mrs. Rogers, excuse me for my euphemism. It was a phallic reference, and we should be directing our slander not towards ourselves brothers and sisters, but towards those God hating, Bible burning, Jesus killing homos and Jews

Mike such hate and homophobia can only mean one thing, you're denying yourself what you really want.
I bet you want a big fat juicy one of these!

[eliot mayfield]

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I am sorry Eliot, you are on your own. God does not like homersexurals, in fact He down right hates them. I will go to my prayer closet and pray for you to repent your sinful ways and return to the Light of God. Eliot I am so very ashamed of you, a True Christian gone the way of Satan. I do hope that you are just playing with us and will make a point. I would hate to loose you as a Brother In Christ.

Somebody around here "Loosed" me real good. I never would have guessed what ecstasy and paradise really meant, A-Men!

[Mike Hawk]

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Ahh, good reference to Matthew, Mr. Dewitt. Go into your closet and pray, and you will be rewarded. I love your spirit and enthusiasm on this subject, and would love getting to know you better at my estate. Maybe crack open a bottle of Jesus juice, and listen to Dido as we waste the night. Oh, but no wives allowed, unless you need someone to prepare the food, but I will have my wife make a sufficient number of sandwiches for the weekend. Oh, and I only have one bed, so we may have to share, but no big deal, Brothers and Sisters share their bed with Christ, as we are all children of God

[Mrs. Rogers]

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I love your spirit and enthusiasm on this subject, and would love getting to know you better at my estate. Maybe crack open a bottle of Jesus juice, and listen to Dido as we waste the night. Oh, but no wives allowed

Listen to Dido? Son, this thread already has one poof too many posting on it -- don't make it two!

[James Dewitt]

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Ahh, good reference to Matthew, Mr. Dewitt. Go into your closet and pray, and you will be rewarded. I love your spirit and enthusiasm on this subject, and would love getting to know you better at my estate. Maybe crack open a bottle of Jesus juice, and listen to Dido as we waste the night. Oh, but no wives allowed, unless you need someone to prepare the food, but I will have my wife make a sufficient number of sandwiches for the weekend. Oh, and I only have one bed, so we may have to share, but no big deal, Brothers and Sisters share their bed with Christ, as we are all children of God

Are you hitting on me? You are one of them Homers aren't you!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Mike such hate and homophobia can only mean one thing, you're denying yourself what you really want.
I bet you want a big fat juicy one of these!

Eliot, are you suggesting that "Anonymous" is a bunch of corndogs?

I'm sorry, this is no laughing matter.

Eliot must be taught what he is getting himself into. He must understand what Hell will be like for a homer.

We must take the Muslim path.

. . . the judge and jury and passes a sentence of gang rape against a young girl to shame her family . . . In June this year, in remote Meerwala village, 610 kms from the capital Islamabad, young Mukhtiar Mai wept and pleaded for mercy when she heard the verdict. But the 18-year-old was dragged into a mud hut and gang raped, while a crowd of a few hundred stood outside.

Eliot, being a homer, has no daughters and no wife. So, Brothers, there is only one thing to do. I think you know what I mean.

[James Dewitt]

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Eliot, are you suggesting that "Anonymous" is a bunch of corndogs?

I'm sorry, this is no laughing matter.

Eliot must be taught what he is getting himself into. He must understand what Hell will be like for a homer.

We must take the Muslim path.



Eliot, being a homer, has no daughters and no wife. So, Brothers, there is only one thing to do. I think you know what I mean.

I don't know about the gang rape thing, I am going to have to pray over this one.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Eliot, honey, you go girl!

I have finally taken the plunge and admitted that I am gay as well. We do not need to hide. We have to come out of the closet and live in pride.

You have my support, hon.

-Rev. Jim

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

Don't try to play sweet to me after what you said and now you have a 24 year old stud muffin on the side!

But we could for a log cabin Baptist church i suppose.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

Well you go, sugar shorts!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

Don't try to play sweet to me after what you said and now you have a 24 year old stud muffin on the side!

But we could for a log cabin Baptist church i suppose.

You have no idea how hard it is for me. My heart was yearning, torn between two men that I loved. Ultimately, I chose him. But there's no reason why we can't forget that special thing we shared. I'll never forget the way you looked, kneeling before me, with our costumes on. You had this look in your eyes of desire and I was the man to fulfill it.

Please don't make this harder for me than it really is, love.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

Well you go, sugar shorts!

That is so stereotypical and insulting.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

You have no idea how hard it is for me. My heart was yearning, torn between two men that I loved. Ultimately, I chose him. But there's no reason why we can't forget that special thing we shared. I'll never forget the way you looked, kneeling before me, with our costumes on. You had this look in your eyes of desire and I was the man to fulfill it.

Please don't make this harder for me than it really is, love.

You made me call you Father and made me confess! I feel so used. I hope you got that pm and noticed those attachments. Never call me love or hon again!
Officer Don, I may need to show you something!