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  • #46
    Re: Men, I have to admit something

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    I had a gay experience. I did it while dressed as an altar boy and another Pastor from our very own church played the priest. I enjoyed it and intend to convert to Catholicism tomorrow.
    While I am happy that you have found Catholicism, this is not the way to go about it. Maybe you can PM me so that we can have a confession of your sins.
    Thy Lord is my Shepherd

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    • #47
      Re: Men, I have to admit something

      Brother, just because you like having sex with other men regularly and have no interest in women does NOT make you gay!

      Trust me, I know from experience.

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      • #48
        Re: Men, I have to admit something

        I'm going to watch a western, Brokenback Mountain so i'll be gone two hours.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #49
          Re: Men, I have to admit something

          I tried to be straight, but no woman would have me. Then I tried to be gay, but no man would have me.

          So I settled for bestiality and married an eskimo.

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          • #50
            Re: Men, I have to admit something

            I knew it! Proof that the gay is contagious! It's spreading like wildfire!

            I must pray for guidance.

            Which way is Mecca, again?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #51
              Re: Men, I have to admit something

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              You could join us! It's fun! I'm dressing as a nun tonight because i always wanted to be a girl anyway, you can be the altar boy and more than a few fine upstanding Pastors and security forces could chastise us!
              Do nuns wear those pantyhose with the garterbelts? I really want to try those on!!
              dude.... just... just...
              HIGH FIVE MAN!!!

              its about time one of you stood up for what you believe is the way you should live life, and not let one of these schmucks tell you other wise!!

              IM ROOTIN FOR YOU!

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              • #52
                Re: Men, I have to admit something

                Originally posted by IAmJustAMan View Post
                dude.... just... just...
                HIGH FIVE MAN!!!

                its about time one of you stood up for what you believe is the way you should live life, and not let one of these schmucks tell you other wise!!

                IM ROOTIN FOR YOU!
                Stop infecting Landover men with the Gay!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #53
                  Re: Men, I have to admit something

                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                  I tried to be straight, but no woman would have me. Then I tried to be gay, but no man would have me.

                  So I settled for bestiality and married an eskimo.
                  Very amusing. Male or female?
                  Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Men, I have to admit something

                    Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                    Very amusing. Male or female?
                    How does one tell?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #55
                      Re: Men, I have to admit something

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      I knew it! Proof that the gay is contagious! It's spreading like wildfire!

                      I must pray for guidance.

                      Which way is Mecca, again?
                      That's not gayness, it is just LOVE!! Jesus loves all of us, and we will all go to heaven!!

                      96 degrees east, Brother                      .
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Men, I have to admit something

                        Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                        Very amusing. Male or female?
                        I never asked. Does it matter?

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                        • #57
                          Re: Men, I have to admit something

                          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                          I never asked. Does it matter?
                          Well since it gave you children, I'm assuming it's female. The males don't lay eggs.
                          Drama queen

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                          • #58
                            Re: Men, I have to admit something

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            Well since it gave you children, I'm assuming it's female. The males don't lay eggs.
                            Oh. So it's female then. I thought they might be like penguins. Male penguins lay the eggs right? Or something like that.

                            Whatever, it knows when to shut up and do the dishes, so I'm happy.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Men, I have to admit something

                              This entire thread is disgusting.

                              Have I entered some alternate universe where most of my beloved brothers are really going to HELL for being depraved perverts?
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                              • #60
                                Re: Men, I have to admit something

                                I agree Sister Thumper
                                ... after I go offline I'm going to get the 'Easy-Off Bamm' out to sterilise my pc, then spend several hours in prayer and fasting.

                                YIC Bryan - homosexually is still a sick deathstyle!
                                Joshua 24:15
                                And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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