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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #16
    Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

    Brothers I know its hard to believe but. Last year in NYC we had a nice young couple joined our church. After 3 weeks of being members they got married. 6 weeks latter they had a 9lb baby boy. Just one little problem the baby was a niggra and the parents where like us caucasian, ya know normal. It was either a miracle( and that's not totally out of the question) or as my Grandpappy would say "I think there was a niggra in the wood pile". I wonder if they where trying to get around the bastard clause in the Bible.


    P.S. the supposed father was not very happy about the color of his son.

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    • Alfred King
      Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
      • Feb 2010
      • 398

      #17
      Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      P.S. the supposed father was not very happy about the color of his son.
      And why would that be? Is he some kind of a racist?
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      • Nathan B. Forrest
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2010
        • 394

        #18
        Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

        Is this true? Does the first baby develop faster, because it's so eager to get out into the world and spread the Love of Jesus?

        I don't know about the 6 weeks thing....surely it's a Miracle? I have delivered a half-dozen or so as a local Iowa EMT, and let me tell ya, by the time the 6th or 7th is ready to come out, get your catchers mitt ready 'cause they sure as heck come out fast!!

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #19
          Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

          Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
          And why would that be? Is he some kind of a racist?
          Dear Al ( LOOSER) if your wife had a caucasian child, oh never mind you married a white woman.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

            Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
            And why would that be? Is he some kind of a racist?
            Are you still here boy? We have vagrancy laws you know.
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            • Logan
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2010
              • 220

              #21
              Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

              Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
              And why would that be? Is he some kind of a racist?
              God is not a racists, he has legitimate reasons listed here: Why does God hate Africa?
              God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
              -Psalms 7:11
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              • spurk015
                Unsaved trash
                • Apr 2010
                • 4

                #22
                Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

                Seriously? Seriously?!?

                Um, they were pregnant before they got married. Duh.

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #23
                  Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

                  Originally posted by spurk015 View Post
                  Seriously? Seriously?!?

                  Um, they were pregnant before they got married. Duh.
                  You're telling me the God who created the universe in seven days and impregnated a virgin who remained a virgin couldn't perform a miracle like this?
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                  • Bobby-Joe
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                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #24
                    Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

                    Originally posted by spurk015 View Post
                    Seriously? Seriously?!?

                    Um, they were pregnant before they got married. Duh.
                    You have any evidence to back up your slander? These are good Christian women, not atheists harlots who don't bother to wear pants in case there is a surprise orgy.

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                    • Jacqueline the Bulldyke
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 34

                      #25
                      Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

                      Actually, the human pregnancy lasts about 40 weeks (or nine months). If the baby comes earlier, then the baby is premature. Seeing your obvious ignorance in the topic of gestation, I will post a few pictures of different embryos at different weeks.

                      Going into details would take a whole page, but pregnancy is complicated and not as simple as you believe. Having faith doesn't make things real.

                      Conception






                      1.5 to 3 day fetus



                      3 to four day fetus



                      5-12 day fetus



                      3 week fetus



                      4 week fetus



                      5 week fetus



                      6 week fetus



                      7 week fetus



                      8 week fetus



                      9 week fetus



                      10 week fetus




                      11 week fetus




                      Fotos del feto de 12 semanas

                      3 month fetus


                      13 week fetus


                      24 week fetus





                      28 week fetus



                      If I went into more details, I'd probably take up the whole page.

                      As you can see, a 6 week fetus would probably be deformed and not even capable of surviving by itself, therefore it is illogical to say a baby was born 6 weeks after a wedding. She had to have premarital sex.

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #26
                        Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

                        Babies do not look like that, what did you do photoshop them?

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                        • Nathan B. Forrest
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 394

                          #27
                          Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          Babies do not look like that, what did you do photoshop them?
                          I like it when people just make stuff up and expect us to believe obvious forgeries.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #28
                            Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

                            Originally posted by Nathan B. Forrest View Post
                            I like it when people just make stuff up and expect us to believe obvious forgeries.
                            So do I. Are we True Christians™ supposed to believe farfetched things just on someone's say-so?
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #29
                              Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              Dear Al ( LOOSER) if your wife had a caucasian child, oh never mind you raped a white woman.
                              I corrected your typo, Brother.
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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22373

                                #30
                                Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

                                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                                So do I. Are we True Christians™ supposed to believe farfetched things just on someone's say-so?
                                Fortunately we are not. I am glad she got banned now. Those photo-shopped pictures scared the children.
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