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    New Manly Method For Recruiting Christian Men

    I like this idea. Let's get a ring setup and bring some young studly men to Christ. We'll have Bobby-Joe take on all comers.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • #2
    Re: New Manly Method For Recruiting Christian Men

    I like the idea. And it would keep those homers out of the church as well.

    Praise the Lord!!

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    • #3
      Re: New Manly Method For Recruiting Christian Men

      You know, I used to be quite the rassler in high school. They called me Don "The Jackhammer" Richards.

      Those rassling skills still come in handy when I'm body-slamming sinners to the ground to slap the cuffs on them for Jesus.
      Latest Headlines From Sheriff's Office:

      Sheriff Richards Rescues Wayward Wife from the Influence of Evil Neighbor Kids

      Sheriff Richards Busts Up Satanic Cult Operating out of local Haunted House

      Sheriff Richards a Hero for saving Dying Man

      Sheriff Richards Schools the Amish in Scripture

      7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way

      Sheriff Richards cleans up 4-way stop

      Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane!

      FPD to Enforce the No-Lifeguard-But-Jesus Ordinance

      Sheriff Don W. Richards Cleans Up County Roads

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      • #4
        Re: New Manly Method For Recruiting Christian Men

        I would but those darn anal cysts that keep me from serving in Iraq would preclude me from mixing it up in a ring. It's really a shame too, because I would seriously mess you guys up if my doctor would allow it.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #5
          Re: New Manly Method For Recruiting Christian Men

          I'd love to participate in a little 'Smack Down for Jesus'. My half brother would love to participate too. Though he is a dirty fighter.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: New Manly Method For Recruiting Christian Men

            you're really gay.

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            • #7
              Re: New Manly Method For Recruiting Christian Men

              Hmmm....... I prefer good old fashioned boxing. The way these men grab each other seems rather disturbing sometimes, although it is a lot better than wrestling.
              PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

              Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

              Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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