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  • #46
    Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    Were you a waitress?
    I was going to guess that she's a teacher at some liebral nursery school.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #47
      Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

      You all being funny aren't you? You have to be to not know that before I started my family I was a STRIPPER. I'm fine with people knowing what I used to do. When you have a banging HOT body like mine you tend to WANT to show it off. I still look awesome for having had 4 children, but the life I led then is NOT the life I lead now.
      I also have recently confirmed I will be bringing forth another child in 8 months.

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      • #48
        Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

        Originally posted by DantesBbyGrl07 View Post
        You all being funny aren't you? You have to be to not know that before I started my family I was a STRIPPER. I'm fine with people knowing what I used to do. When you have a banging HOT body like mine you tend to WANT to show it off. I still look awesome for having had 4 children, but the life I led then is NOT the life I lead now.
        I also have recently confirmed I will be bringing forth another child in 8 months.
        Is this going to lead up to some kind of advertisement for webcam-porn?
        Cause we've heard similar stories before.. and none of them has ended well.
        They've all ended with what I said above. The world's really depraved, isn't it?
        You can't trust anyone (except True Christians) anymore, it seems..

        So until you provide some kind of proof, we're going to have a hard time believing you.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • #49
          Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

          Originally posted by DantesBbyGrl07 View Post
          You all being funny aren't you? You have to be to not know that before I started my family I was a STRIPPER. I'm fine with people knowing what I used to do. When you have a banging HOT body like mine you tend to WANT to show it off. I still look awesome for having had 4 children, but the life I led then is NOT the life I lead now.
          I also have recently confirmed I will be bringing forth another child in 8 months.
          You should be ashamed of yourself young lady. Jesus has a word for people like you.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #50
            Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

            Okay this thread looks dead in that there haven't been any replies lately and I take issue with something the OP said about the pubic hair being thick like the jungles of Vietnam in which the gooks hid to kill our brave soldiers who were valiantly fighting against communism. I think comparing that comparison is bad because i don't want a part of my body (even if it is a horrible and detestable part such as the genitals) compaired to no gook jungle. My daddy got shot in that war and I really don't like people comparing parts of the human body to the dirty jungles of vietnam.

            However I agree completely with you. Pubic hair was put there by god and the only reason to shave it is if you are gay looking for oral sex. Straight people do not engage in oral sex because that is clearly not for procreation. When I have sex with my wife it is only if we want another child and then only in missionary and as short as possible. I also make sure my wife gets no pleasure and that I get as little as is possible. Then I pray for forgiveness for the horrible act that I have committed.
            God Hates Homos

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            • #51
              Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

              I can't think of any Christian reason for shaving there. Seems queer to me.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • #52
                Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                Originally posted by onetrugod View Post
                Okay this thread looks dead in that there haven't been any replies lately and I take issue with something the OP said about the pubic hair being thick like the jungles of Vietnam in which the gooks hid to kill our brave soldiers who were valiantly fighting against communism. I think comparing that comparison is bad because i don't want a part of my body (even if it is a horrible and detestable part such as the genitals) compaired to no gook jungle. My daddy got shot in that war and I really don't like people comparing parts of the human body to the dirty jungles of vietnam.

                However I agree completely with you. Pubic hair was put there by god and the only reason to shave it is if you are gay looking for oral sex. Straight people do not engage in oral sex because that is clearly not for procreation. When I have sex with my wife it is only if we want another child and then only in missionary and as short as possible. I also make sure my wife gets no pleasure and that I get as little as is possible. Then I pray for forgiveness for the horrible act that I have committed.
                Well, you're right about one thing. Your wife receives no pleasure from having relations with you. I suspect the same can be said of the various boyfriends you impregnated with AIDS prior to your sham wedding. Friend, I pray you'll listen to me as if Jesus Himself were knelling before you. PRESS the PAYPAL button, and move on. OK?
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                • #53
                  Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                  And yet.....when we were originally created, God made us completely buck naked. No clothes. No need for clothes. Why? Because what He created was so pure and good.

                  It wasn't till the fall that MAN became ashamed of MAN.

                  But I disgress...I feel that a lot of guys only shave their nether region because it makes it LOOK bigger than it is. And ultimately some guys NEED to look like they are packing when they aren't.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                    Originally posted by Father Skeptic View Post
                    And yet.....when we were originally created, God made us completely buck naked. No clothes. No need for clothes. Why? Because what He created was so pure and good.

                    It wasn't till the fall that MAN became ashamed of MAN.

                    But I disgress...I feel that a lot of guys only shave their nether region because it makes it LOOK bigger than it is. And ultimately some guys NEED to look like they are packing when they aren't.
                    Are you some kind of a catlicker queer or something?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #55
                      Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Are you some kind of a catlicker queer or something?
                      Please do not lower yourself in front of me like that. OF course I am not queer.

                      I only suspect that you are trying to get laid. I can assure you that you'll get none of that from me.

                      For God invented the woman...and it was good.....and I my friend have sex with a woman.

                      I bet you are one of those guys that hangs out in men's restrooms slipping your feet under the door I suspect. Trying to have gay sex.

                      There is a place in hell for you child.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                        How dare you mock our Pastors! You and a friend have sex with a woman?
                        What, is she the whore of babylon? A jezebell?
                        God knows how to treat whores!
                        1 Kings
                        "23": And of Jezebel also spake the LORD, saying, The dogs shall eat Jezebel by the wall of Jezreel.
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • #57
                          Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                          How dare you mock our Pastors! You and a friend have sex with a woman?
                          What, is she the whore of babylon? A jezebell?
                          God knows how to treat whores!
                          1 Kings
                          "23": And of Jezebel also spake the LORD, saying, The dogs shall eat Jezebel by the wall of Jezreel.
                          Please learn to read....I....and then I called HIM....my friend....have had sex with a woman.

                          I have sex with my wife.....which is LEGAL in the eyes of the lord.

                          I can't help you guys can't get any.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                            I trim my pubes
                            so my girlfriend doesnt choke on pubes when she s*cks me off

                            EDIT: That's two strikes 'tard. Next one we ban you. BJ Tabor.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                              Originally posted by Owthedevilbitmybum View Post
                              I trim my pubes
                              so my girlfriend doesnt choke on pubes when she s*cks me off

                              EDIT: That's two strikes 'tard. Next one we ban you. BJ Tabor.
                              You actually have a girlfriend? What's his name?

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                              • #60
                                Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                                Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
                                You actually have a girlfriend? What's his name?

                                I'm fairly sure his girlfriend is Micheal Jackson.Or maybe Elvis, or Elton John...Meh.

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