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  • #1

    Shaving One's Genital Area

    Gentlemen, shaving the nether regions is fashionable nowadays. But God put pubic hair down there for a reason--to obscure the unmentionables. In His infinite wisdom, He made it thick and bushy so that our procreative tools, much like the Viet Cong in the jungle during the Vietnam War, could easily hide. Wild, woolly hair promotes modesty. Think of your pubic hair as a sweater that you never take off.

    Men, don't mow down the thicket with which God Himself has endowed you. I even have a combover to ensure that my modesty is at its utmost. Can you say the same?
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  • #2
    Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

    The only one's that are making it fashionable is the homers. They say it tickles there noses when there doing there "oral" activities.

    We should all stay natural as god has made us.

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    • #3
      Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

      Some guys (and some women as well) just find more hygenic to have no pubic hair. Nothing wrong with that.
      "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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      • #4
        Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

        Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
        Some guys (and some women as well) just find more hygenic to have no pubic hair. Nothing wrong with that.
        1) Try using soap. You rub it on on your body to wash the filth and stink off. Everywhere.

        2) No amount of shaving will remove those dripping , festering sores you harlots have down there. When you commit whoredoms, Jesus smites you.

        The best thing of course is to accept Christ and let him wash your sins away with His Blood. Then your worries are over.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

          Ain't nothing wrong with a brazillian wax.

          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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          • #6
            Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

            Originally posted by Seeker View Post
            Ain't nothing wrong with a brazillian wax.
            What is that, some kind of demonic codespeak?

            Brazil is infested with mary worshipers, and some of the most beautiful nigresses in the world, or so I'm told.

            Harlots every one, or course.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              What is that, some kind of demonic codespeak?

              Brazil is infested with mary worshipers, and some of the most beautiful nigresses in the world, or so I'm told.

              Harlots every one, or course.
              A brazilian wax is where all your pubic hair is waxed off. It's usually done at beauty salons.
              "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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              • #8
                Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                Hello, anyone who was curious could have googled that; for some that might have been too much information.

                And we're talking about men shaving down there. I say there's no need to get a razor blade anywhere near my family jewels.

                Guys, let's just keep the shaving above the neck. And don't let your women convince you to wax your back, either. That would hurt.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                  Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                  A brazilian wax is where all your pubic hair is waxed off. It's usually done at beauty salons.
                  Well not totally, but men are getting into it too! Yeah!

                  Bikini waxing - Wikipedia
                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_waxing

                  If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                    This sort of thing is for the Islamic perverts!
                    The fitrah consists of five things: circumcision, trimming the moustache, cutting the nails, plucking the armpit hairs and shaving the pubic hairs”
                    Waxing Unwanted Hair - Fiqh - IslamOnline
                    http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?cid=1119503543336&pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaEAskTheScholar
                    Aslamualaikum.i wanted to ask Islam's stance on removing of hair from ones private parts . i know it is greatly encourged in Islam.but my question is :is it allowed by one women to get her hair removed from her private parts by waxing from another women.thanx
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                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • #11
                      Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                      Is this before or after the ceremonial diapering of the head?
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                      • #12
                        Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        Hello, anyone who was curious could have googled that; for some that might have been too much information.

                        And we're talking about men shaving down there. I say there's no need to get a razor blade anywhere near my family jewels.

                        Guys, let's just keep the shaving above the neck. And don't let your women convince you to wax your back, either. That would hurt.
                        Christian scientists have shown that shaving to daddy bits is done by homers as a repressed of act of self destruction. What they really want to do is cut off their tallywacker so Jesus can love them again.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                          This sort of thing is for the Islamic perverts!


                          http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/S...EAskTheScholar
                          So homers and mooselimbs both do it? I guess the devil sometimes has trouble coming up with something original.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                            This sort of thing is for the Islamic perverts!


                            http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/S...EAskTheScholar
                            Ah, so that's what the five pillars of Islam are, I can never remember them myself. Is the trimming of the mustache part compulsory for the women, or does it not matter because no-one can see their faces anyway?

                            As for the goff witch's suggestion that people should go to public places of business in order to let complete strangers get up to monkey business with their unmentionable parts, the ONLY person who should be touching you there is your spouse. And if your wife starts trying to stick a razor down your pants, there's something very wrong with your marriage.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                              Dingleberries are just a plain old nuisance though.
                              I've found Jesus, he was behind the couch the whole time!

                              God bless me

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