Shaving One's Genital Area

**Rachael Van Helsing** · 10-01-2007, 04:21 AM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

Originally posted by Al Shipton View Post

I certainly understand that you poorly endowed white folk have the temptation to make your genitals seem more pronounced by shaving the hair the good lord gave you. I suppose someone of my race cannot understand the misery of having a less than pronounced appendage. Still try to have some dignity. Can I have an amen.

You know, most times men like yourself boast about having a sizeable 'appendage', the opposite is in fact true.

**Pastor Ezekiel** · 10-01-2007, 04:25 AM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

You know, most times men like yourself boast about having a sizeable 'appendage', the opposite is in fact true.

Pay it no mind. I think he's some kind of whigger wanna-be.

**Rachael Van Helsing** · 10-01-2007, 04:41 AM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

Pay it no mind. I think he's some kind of whigger wanna-be.

So he's a wannabe wannabe with a minescule appendage?

**Sister Noddy** · 10-01-2007, 05:02 AM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

Originally posted by Al Shipton View Post

I certainly understand that you poorly endowed white folk have the temptation to make your genitals seem more pronounced by shaving the hair the good lord gave you. I suppose someone of my race cannot understand the misery of having a less than pronounced appendage. Still try to have some dignity. Can I have an amen.

In your first post you shamelessly put the make on one of our GODLY Sisters, and here in your second one you arrogantly brag about the size of your man-thing. No, you may not have an amen, heathen.

**Al Shipton** · 10-01-2007, 05:57 AM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

Confession is truly good for the soul and since I have altered my identity by slightly changing my name I suppose there is no harm in allowing the truth to be told. I have a tiny member. There I said it and what little there is, is hidden away under mounds of discusting sweaty flab. In fact I'm not even sure if it hasn't fallen off by now. I was thinking of having a transplant God knows I have plenty of money from traveling around the country extorting money from people but I'm so out of shape I'd probably drop over dead with a heart attack if I did have something to work with. Forgive me lord for going into such revolting detail. Thank you Lord. Amen

**Sister Noddy** · 10-01-2007, 06:55 AM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

Originally posted by Al Shipton View Post

... what little there is, is hidden away under mounds of discusting sweaty flab ... probably drop over dead with a heart attack ... forgive me lord for going into such revolting detail ... thank you Lord ... Amen ...

Still talking about your man-thing? to get attention? to make us feel sorry for you? maybe if you're good and you ask Jesus nicely, he will give you an amen ...

**Al Shipton** · 10-01-2007, 07:48 AM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

It is truly wonderful to be getting so many responses to my posts. Thank you Jesus. Some in the press have labeled me as a shameless self promotor. This is not the case. I cannot help it if everywhere I go regardless of what I say though insignificant it may be that people hang on my every word. It is a curse but it is the cross I must bear as my people have always had to bear heavy burdens.

**Pastor Ezekiel** · 10-01-2007, 07:56 AM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

Originally posted by Al Shipton View Post

It is truly wonderful to be getting so many responses to my posts. Thank you Jesus. Some in the press have labeled me as a shameless self promotor. This is not the case. I cannot help it if everywhere I go regardless of what I say though insignificant it may be that people hang on my every word. It is a curse but it is the cross I must bear as my people have always had to bear heavy burdens.

So then you're used to being ignored. Good deal.

**Rachael Van Helsing** · 10-01-2007, 09:45 AM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

Originally posted by Al Shipton View Post

Confession is truly good for the soul and since I have altered my identity by slightly changing my name I suppose there is no harm in allowing the truth to be told. I have a tiny member. There I said it and what little there is, is hidden away under mounds of discusting sweaty flab. In fact I'm not even sure if it hasn't fallen off by now. I was thinking of having a transplant God knows I have plenty of money from traveling around the country extorting money from people but I'm so out of shape I'd probably drop over dead with a heart attack if I did have something to work with. Forgive me lord for going into such revolting detail. Thank you Lord. Amen

Now what was the point in saying that?

We already knew and now you're wanting people to visualize? Holy hell, have some respect for your fellow human!

**Brother Temperance** · 10-01-2007, 09:47 AM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

Now what was the point in saying that?

I could ask the same question about at least 4,308 of your posts, witch.

**Pastor Al E Pistle** · 10-02-2007, 04:51 AM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

No. Friends, I admit that I have my share of MANLY hair 'down there', but one of my parishioners whispered after the Sunday service that she would be happy to remove it so that no one can suggest, now or forever, that we have 'evolved' from hairy apes. I have an appointment tomorrow to try this wonderful new technique for renouncing Darwinism. My first treatment is called 'knees to navel' and is supposed to be completely painless as well as appropriately modest.

Friends, I will report on the results of this GODLY treatment tomorrow evening!

**eliot mayfield** · 10-02-2007, 05:46 AM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

Oh dear. Pastor Pistle, please use google before it's too late! I am praying for you!

**~~DantesBbyGrl07~~** · 10-05-2007, 07:59 PM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

Originally posted by roserougesang View Post

Some guys (and some women as well) just find more hygenic to have no pubic hair. Nothing wrong with that.

I opt to shave any and ALL body hair from my body. I hate it always have always will. In my opinion pubic hair and body hair is nasty, gross and completely repulsive. Besides in the line of work I used to be in before I had children nobody wanted to see a hairy twat.

**Pastor Al E Pistle** · 10-05-2007, 08:03 PM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

Originally posted by DantesBbyGrl07 View Post

I opt to shave any and ALL body hair from my body. I hate it always have always will. In my opinion pubic hair and body hair is nasty, gross and completely repulsive. Besides in the line of work I used to be in before I had children nobody wanted to see a hairy twat.

And obviously the line of work you are STILL in!

**Deaner** · 10-05-2007, 11:03 PM

Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

Originally posted by DantesBbyGrl07 View Post

Besides in the line of work I used to be in before I had children nobody wanted to see a hairy twat.

Were you a waitress?

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