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  • #61
    Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

    Originally posted by Owthedevilbitmybum View Post
    I trim my pubes
    so my girlfriend doesnt choke on pubes when she s*cks me off

    EDIT: That's two strikes 'tard. Next one we ban you. BJ Tabor.
    Thats why shaving is so homer. The gayboys can't stand the hair up their nose ##### for Satan. If it's your wife, be a man and tell her to summit to her wifely duties.

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    • #62
      Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

      Quick question what if I was to shave another man's genitals? Is that frowned upon?

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      • #63
        Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

        Originally posted by Meldrum View Post
        Quick question what if I was to shave another man's genitals? Is that frowned upon?
        Very funny, faggot.
        Just touching a man's genitals, even your own, is homersexural.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • #64
          Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

          Originally posted by Meldrum View Post
          Quick question what if I was to shave another man's genitals? Is that frowned upon?
          Frowned upon by Jesus, encouraged by satan. You chose.

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          • #65
            Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

            Originally posted by Owthedevilbitmybum View Post
            I trim my pubes
            so my girlfriend doesnt choke on pubes when she s*cks me off

            EDIT: That's two strikes 'tard. Next one we ban you. BJ Tabor.
            Look son, I know in some circles it's called nature's dental floss, but we live in an advanced civilization and there is no need for that.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • #66
              Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              I should point out hoods are an excellent way to deal with any five O'clock shadows issues.
              Bobby Joe you must be a redneck huh? are you in the KKK?

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              • #67
                Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                Originally posted by GunnerSquad View Post
                Bobby Joe you must be a redneck huh? are you in the KKK?
                We do not have Rednecks in Freehold.

                I think Kentucky Fried Chicken decided not to open here.

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                • #68
                  Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                  Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
                  Thats why shaving is so homer. The gayboys can't stand the hair up their nose ##### for Satan. If it's your wife, be a man and tell her to summit to her wifely duties.
                  *Long passage of pornographic rant deleted here...Pastor Zeke

                  i must say, no offense, but you fundamentalists do believe strongly in male domination, i believe in women's rights, the only difference between the genres is that the female has a beauty body, and the male has the working body. along with the pleasure cannon if you know what i mean.

                  i think there is no such thing as 'wifeley duties', if there are, god send me a lightning to strike me!

                  ....nothing happened...

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                  • #69
                    Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                    Gentlemen, shaving the nether regions is fashionable nowadays. But God put pubic hair down there for a reason--to obscure the unmentionables. In His infinite wisdom, He made it thick and bushy so that our procreative tools, much like the Viet Cong in the jungle during the Vietnam War, could easily hide. Wild, woolly hair promotes modesty. Think of your pubic hair as a sweater that you never take off.

                    Men, don't mow down the thicket with which God Himself has endowed you. I even have a combover to ensure that my modesty is at its utmost. Can you say the same?

                    How is shaving our pubic hair any different from cutting the hair on or heads, shaving our beards or cutting our fingernails or toenails? Isn't it all just a matter of personal preference?

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                    • #70
                      Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                      LBC god wont hate you for shaving your genitals, he has bigger things to deal with, shaving genitals is like getting a hair cut or shaving a beard. god put that hair there but its ok to shave or trim it. just like a haircut

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                      • #71
                        Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                        Originally posted by scotty View Post
                        LBC god wont hate you for shaving your genitals, he has bigger things to deal with, shaving genitals is like getting a hair cut or shaving a beard. god put that hair there but its ok to shave or trim it. just like a haircut
                        "Bigger things" are suggesting that God is somehow limited? God is all knowing, that means He knows what you are doing to yourself before you do it.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                          i dont shave my genitals thats just wrong, but im saying its not a sin for doing so. i never concluded that god has limited powers

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                          • #73
                            Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                            So none of you guys shave,cut your nails,or get circumsized.....

                            EWWWW......Although I do think guys with no pubes are kinda wierd. But cut your nails dude, srsly.

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                            • #74
                              Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                              Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                              Gentlemen, shaving the nether regions is fashionable nowadays. But God put pubic hair down there for a reason--to obscure the unmentionables. In His infinite wisdom, He made it thick and bushy so that our procreative tools, much like the Viet Cong in the jungle during the Vietnam War, could easily hide. Wild, woolly hair promotes modesty. Think of your pubic hair as a sweater that you never take off.

                              Men, don't mow down the thicket with which God Himself has endowed you. I even have a combover to ensure that my modesty is at its utmost. Can you say the same?
                              how can you say that since god put genitals there aswell so if he endowed us with them what do we have to hide if it was gods doing why should they be hidden?

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                              • #75
                                Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                                Originally posted by freemind View Post
                                how can you say that since god put genitals there aswell so if he endowed us with them what do we have to hide if it was gods doing why should they be hidden?
                                roflmao

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