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  • Fernando Martinez
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 2

    #91
    Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

    I'm not saying Jesus is a slant. You have insulted the Lord. Your name is probably 'Achmed'. You think because the towel is off your head, you can fool a warrior of the Lord!? No sir. Praise the Lord!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #92
      Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

      Originally posted by Fernando Martinez View Post
      I'm not saying Jesus is a slant. You have insulted the Lord. Your name is probably 'Achmed'. You think because the towel is off your head, you can fool a warrior of the Lord!? No sir. Praise the Lord!
      Sorry, we don't allow 16 year old dago trolls to disrupt our Godly forum.

      Gong!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • CaveManJoke
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2008
        • 62

        #93
        Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

        I think I may braid my 'genital area hair' so they look like the Jewish sideburns, hell, I think it's all the rave now! After that I think I may braid my side burns too, could be alot fun.

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #94
          Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

          Originally posted by CaveManJoe View Post
          I think I may braid my 'genital area hair' so they look like the Jewish sideburns, hell, I think it's all the rave now!
          Well aren't you disgusting. You want to dress your penis up so it looks like a yid?

          What do you plan to do; pull it out and chase little old Christian ladies down the street with it yelling I killed Christ?

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          • CaveManJoke
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2008
            • 62

            #95
            Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
            Well aren't you disgusting. You want to dress your penis up so it looks like a yid?

            What do you plan to do; pull it out and chase little old Christian ladies down the street with it yelling I killed Christ?

            Hot damned! You just gave me a great idea! I think I'll try it next sunday at the local baptist church! I think I may have some luck too! I'm told its the latest rave and all the ladies find it super sexy!

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            • Brother McGregor
              Godly Brit
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 376

              #96
              Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

              Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
              Some guys (and some women as well) just find more hygenic to have no pubic hair. Nothing wrong with that.
              Pubic hair actually keeps the area clean. It stops bacteria from settling on places it shouldn't. A regular regimen of good toilet habits and soap and water on a daily or twice daily basis will take care of the rest. You have hairs in your nose as well for the same purpose.

              You might think that shaved cunny is a perfectly delightful thing and in reality its laden with more dirt and bacteria for being shaved.

              To you agents of false religions and atheists...
              Proverbs 16:2
              All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5388

                #97
                Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                Originally posted by CaveManJoe View Post
                Hot damned! You just gave me a great idea! I think I'll try it next sunday at the local baptist church! I think I may have some luck too! I'm told its the latest rave and all the ladies find it super sexy!
                Yes, please do that. Then you'll be arrested, and maybe you'll find the Truth in the drunk tank like I did.
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • knightablaze
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 7

                  #98
                  Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                  All this talk of waxing one's back and shaving this and that makes me feel blessed for having been born half native american.

                  Native americans don't have much in the way of body hair. It makes us sleek and ultra sexy.

                  God is so awesome to some peoples.

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                  • Brother McGregor
                    Godly Brit
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 376

                    #99
                    Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                    Yes He is and why He allowed us to take the land off half of your ancestors.

                    To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                    Proverbs 16:2
                    All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                    • ConversionTables
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 7

                      #100
                      Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      How the hell can it be the same as facial hair? Do you see men wearing underwear on their faces?

                      Now, if Brother William Jennings had a picture of a shaved penis on his avatar, then yes, I would wonder too if he was a fag. However, once I saw his True Christian title I would rest assured there was a good reason for it.
                      Sadly, I have seen homers wearing underwear on their faces. It was purely accidental that I stumbled upon them, but it was certainly horrifying...

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                      • Captain James T. Kirk
                        Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 155

                        #101
                        Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                        Trimming is good, but I don't like it when I'm with a chick and she's completely shaved down there as it looks much too pre-pubescent for my taste. But I'm not going to turn down some poontang pie when it's offered up for a generous helping! LOL!
                        Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                        • Roberta
                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1817

                          #102
                          Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                          The whole shaving thing was promoted by Gillette to sell more razor blades. I do not think God intended for women to denude themselves.

                          I bathe regularly and do not have any unusual body odor.
                          Come climb my mountains.

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                          • Sacha-DG
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 129

                            #103
                            Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                            Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                            The whole shaving thing was promoted by Gillette to sell more razor blades. I do not think God intended for women to denude themselves.

                            I bathe regularly and do not have any unusual body odor.
                            Perhaps so, but the armpits in yor picture are terrifying.
                            Men are instinctively attracted to shaven women, which may explain why pedophiles go for pre-pubescent children.
                            My point is, it is just as much instinct as it is to be attracted to large breasts and wide hips.

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                            • Roberta
                              Anti La Leche League Organizer
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 1817

                              #104
                              Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                              Have you ever been to Stowe? It is beautiful.

                              The vonTrapps live here and our culture is more European than American. We are in tune with nature and do not subscribe to the whims of NYC advertising. If you ever have the opportunity to be with a real woman I think you will change your attitude.

                              I am in my 30's and have not yet experienced coitus. I have just tried to decorate my body with Christian tattoos and leave it natural so that when the right man comes around he will love me. Please research pheremomes on the Internet. The scent of a woman is intoxicating.
                              Last edited by WilliamJenningsBryan; 01-30-2008, 12:13 AM. Reason: Spelling error
                              Come climb my mountains.

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                              • Brother McGregor
                                Godly Brit
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 376

                                #105
                                Re: Shaving One's Genital Area

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                I should point out hoods are an excellent way to deal with any five O'clock shadows issues.
                                I've always thought the hoods made you all look so much taller and wiser. It's very ennobling.

                                To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                                Proverbs 16:2
                                All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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