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  • #421
    Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

    Originally posted by DeepIntheKnowledge View Post
    I only reject ignorance, intolerance, rasicm of anykind, hatred and pretty much everything what jesus would detest.

    I believe people should respect and love one and another.
    How interesting. You've come to advocate ideas Jesus Himself never did. I'm curious, from where did you get these ideas? The Bible talks of obedience and faith, not tolerance (Proverbs 3:5). Further, Jesus says no such thing about "respect and love one and another." He does, however, talk about loving our Brothers. You might be interested in learning what that actually means: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #422
      Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

      Originally posted by DeepIntheKnowledge View Post
      I see here people throwing the first rocks so eagerly, I hope you people remember, you are not in any way to judge other people, or you will be judged before them. blahblahblah....
      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #423
        Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

        You smoked some yourself or you are just mormon.

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        • #424
          Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

          Originally posted by Matafakin' Ateist View Post
          You smoked some yourself or you are just mormon.
          We are not mormons, we're Baptists. Can't you see? It's written right there on the top of the page. Landover BAPTIST Church.

          (And I'm out of here, sorry for dropping by).
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #425
            Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

            All of you sexist, homophobic, and immoral puritans are going to hell. I smoke the herb that was created by God for medicinal purposes. It is ridiculous that you think that Marijuana can make someone homosexual and you believe your "scientific" study is evidence that it does? you people need to move out of the bible belt and start living in the 21st century.
            If you delete this post it proves your ignorance and stupidity.

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            • #426
              Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

              Originally posted by 4chanishere View Post
              All of you sexist, homophobic, and immoral puritans are going to hell.
              Yes, yes, we know that civil introduction is not your forte, otherwise you'd have made it in the proper section.

              But your persecution only makes us stronger in our faith.

              Originally posted by 4chanishere View Post
              I smoke the herb that was created by God for medicinal purposes.
              From where in the KJV do you imagine that?

              No drug is permissible, satan uses any lack of vigilance.

              1 Peter 5:8

              Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:


              Originally posted by 4chanishere View Post
              It is ridiculous that you think that Marijuana can make someone homosexual and you believe your "scientific" study is evidence that it does? you people need to move out of the bible belt and start living in the 21st century.
              We believe that sin leads to sin and sin leads to death.

              James 1:15

              Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death

              Originally posted by 4chanishere View Post
              If you delete this post it proves your ignorance and stupidity.
              Did you think about this brilliant argument all by yourself?!?

              Try checking these threads, we have GOD by our side, you have the inteligence of a lobotomized ostrich.

              PRAISE THE LORD!

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              • #427
                Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                You guys are joking about marijuana having any correlation to homosexuality right? Like this whole thread is supposed to be comedic right? This is a 10 on the troll scale for sure you guys are hilarious!

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                • #428
                  Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                  Originally posted by Isthisforumajoke View Post
                  You guys are joking about marijuana having any correlation to homosexuality right?
                  No. Have you read the thread, or are you high right now?
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #429
                    Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    No. Have you read the thread, or are you high right now?
                    Definitely high. Probably got Dark Side of the Moon on while The Wizard of Oz is playing with the sound off.

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                    • #430
                      Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                      I watched the HLN and Nancy Grace posited that people who smoke marijuana shoot, stab and strangle each other! Did you know that Tarvon Martin smoked a blunt before trying to "polar bear" poor George Zimmerman? And George ended up being the scapegoat of the BGI. I know George is a papist but he is being treated like a pariah. AG Hohder thinks locking up people like Tarvon creates a "disparate impact". Any thoughts?
                      Come climb my mountains.

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                      • #431
                        Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                        Definitely high. Probably got Dark Side of the Moon on while The Wizard of Oz is playing with the sound off.

                        Or, OR, he's got Wizard of Oz on while playing Dark Side of the Moon with the sound off...



                        …with a couple of his "buddies" from the beach volleyball team...



                        …paying specific attention to the parts where Judy Garland sings...
                        Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                        • #432
                          Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                          trust me. lots of trolls and dummies out there
                          This space is reserved for KJV use ONLY, and not some dimwitted Pulp Fiction baloney.

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                          • #433
                            Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                            Originally posted by smartwhiteguy View Post
                            trust me. lots of trolls and dummies out there
                            Indeed there are. And at this point in time, it seems that you may be one of them. To allay our fears, how about you make an Introduction in http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16 and tell us what church you attend, your favourite verse from the Bible, and how you came to find Jesus.

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                            • #434
                              Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                              Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                              Indeed there are. And at this point in time, it seems that you may be one of them. To allay our fears, how about you make an Introduction in http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16 and tell us what church you attend, your favourite verse from the Bible, and how you came to find Jesus.
                              Oh my, Heather DEAR,

                              Have we wandered into the men's forum again? Whatever would Mark say? It is Mark this week, isn't it, darling? I just LOVE how you preach to both sides of the congregation. See you in the ladies prayer shack, sweetness.

                              Always in prayer for you,
                              NRL
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                              • #435
                                Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                                *smokes blunt* "huh, I think I like dick now."


                                is that how it happens, oh-wise-ones? but this theory, of course, is loads more logical than the idea that maybe gay people were born that way. correct?

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