Terrorism and Ladies Behind the Wheel: A Nightmarish Combination

[Old Man Hatchet]

Female drivers are our great nation's Achille's heel. Think about it. We're conditioned to women being terrible drivers--we scarcely notice when they plow into a building or mow down a crowd of people. Our apathy towards reckless female drivers is exactly what the terrorists wish to prey upon. Arabs could easily plant bombs on women's cars, and the women in turn would drive these bomb-laden cars into federal buildings, schools, neighborhood banks, and busy supermarkets.




I've been told that this theory is "crazy" and "could never happen." Well, that's what people said about my previous terrorist theory until the September 11 attacks happened, at which point they were too distracted to bother with the absurd ramblings of a paranoid old man.

Join me in petitioning Congress to make it illegal for women to drive. The future of our great nation may very well depend on it.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Sad but true Brother Hatchet. It is a well known fact that all traffic congestions are caused by women.

The problem with woman behind wheels is that they have no idea that they are supposed to pay attention to the traffic. Instead of that they are paying attention to their looks and rambling on and on and on with their silly pink mobile phones.

[Felicity]

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@Old Man Hatchet I am glad my father said I am never allowed to drive a car!

[Bobby-Joe]

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FACT: the first rum running car drivers were WOMEN. WOMEN drivers have been out to destroy America for as long as there have been cars.

FACT: Islamic countries women aren't ALLOWED to drive. Coincidence? I think not!

FACT: Doris Day and Susan Summers are BOTH women DRIVERS!!! Do you think it is a good think to have two malevolent sex fiends out to destroy our society operating HEAVY equipment??? NO!!!

Need I point out Hillary Clinton has a driver's license??? More like a license to kill.

Yet again Old Man Hatchet is willing to speak TRUTH to evil and it is about time.

Woman + cars = Islamic murder machines!

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

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Dear Friends,

Ever since that communist Stalin introduced women driving cars, America has been going downhill. The biggest problem with this is women have forgotten about their rightful place in society. "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee." (Genesis 3:16)

Instead of properly homeschooling their children, women drive their children to public schools which poison the children with communism.

I didn't know terrorists were using female drivers, but it makes a lot of sense. The terrorists clearly made those planes crash into the world trade center by replacing the pilots with women.

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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There is a reason that women need men to supervise them around the clock! God doesn't just command that women serve men like gods arbitrarily. Women can't be trusted with power, or we will steer it straight into a herd of pedestrians! And cars are power!

Imagine if men had allowed a woman to drop the bomb over Hiroshima? She would have dropped it on New York City, or Cairo, Egypt. Anywhere, but Hiroshima. And imagine what a disaster it would have been with all those japs still running around fornicating.

What if men had allowed a woman to pen the second amendment? We would all be walking around with the right to bear farms. How many of us, (aside from James Hutchins) would find that a useful way to keep ethnic people from organizing and taking over?

What if men had just decided to have women run everything? The Oval Office would be some lieberal harlot's menstra-shack, and the UN would be too busy having pot lucks to do important things like extradite Palestinians and give Muslims holy land away to Jews. Instead of nuking Japan, we would have been whining about global warming way back in the 40s. Then we would all be speaking German and making sheiste videos.

If God had intended women to rule, He would have given us penises.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[SUV]

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Who, me?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Come on people: Elinore Roosevelt drove a car!

That's right Elinore I-Hate-America Roosevelt!!!

WAKE UP

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Sisters, this is the Men's Forum.

But bless you Brother Hatchet! I'll give you one guess as to the gender behind the wheel of this "oopsie!" incident. And she probably blamed the bank for not getting out of her way.

[Seth Campbell]

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Well I let the wife drive, and she does drive a big vehicle. The only time she really worries me is when the boys are acting up and she gets focused on them. However I would rather she drove as who knows where she would end up with public transportation, or what she would run into on a bus.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Like creeping socialism from DEMONcrats, few realize that the spiraling cost of automobiles has been entirely due to women drivers. First came the electric starter (women were too weak to use a hand crank), then automatic chokes and spark advance (try to explain those concepts to women), after that was automatic transmissions (women can't coordinate their left foot on a clutch and their right hand on a gear shift), then it was power brakes and anti-lock braking systems, and power steering (women had no hope of parallel parking without it, and by most accounts still can't do it right). Even with automatic chokes, women still managed to flood an engine so we next had to have fuel injection and computerized engine controls. With the ensuing menace, we then had to have seat belts and air bags to lessen the growing death tolls. If there was ever an experiment in "equality" gone bad, it's women drivers.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Like creeping socialism from DEMONcrats, few realize that the spiraling cost of automobiles has been entirely due to women drivers. First came the electric starter (women were too weak to use a hand crank), then automatic chokes and spark advance (try to explain those concepts to women), after that was automatic transmissions (women can't coordinate their left foot on a clutch and their right hand on a gear shift), then it was power brakes and anti-lock braking systems, and power steering (women had no hope of parallel parking without it, and by most accounts still can't do it right). Even with automatic chokes, women still managed to flood an engine so we next had to have fuel injection and computerized engine controls. With the ensuing menace, we then had to have seat belts and air bags to lessen the growing death tolls. If there was ever an experiment in "equality" gone bad, it's women drivers.

Amen Brother. GPS was invented entirely for the woman incapable of plotting a simple 4-block trip on a map. What man needs a sissy voice telling him when and where to turn?

Heated seats! It's not as if most of them don't have plenty of insulation on their bottoms anyway.

Collision avoidance in a sedan!! Men can back a forty foot refer anywhere needed with just two mirrors, but without a microprocessor simpleton women can't get out of the driveway without tripling your insurance premiums.

[Jo Freddie]

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For years, it's been the same argument. Men are better drivers than women. Despite the lack of any real proof, there are few men that would honestly put their hands on their hearts and admit that their wives or girlfriends were better drivers than they are.

So, who is more likely to get a traffic violation? Or be in a fatal accident?

Insurance companies have already made up their minds on the matter – and they have the data to back it up.

"All the evidence points to young males having riskier driving habits than young females. Men between the ages of 16 and 25 are much more likely to be involved in accidents, or be cited for traffic violations," explains Insurance.com VP, Sam Belden. "Insurance companies bear this kind of behavior in mind when quoting rates."

Insurance.com's own data supports this, too. Based upon information provided by consumers in the first half of 2008, Insurance.com reports that 68% of women have no traffic violations versus 64% of men.

Of those reporting violations, 30% of women have 1–3 traffic violations versus 33% of men, and 2% of women have 4+ traffic violations versus 3% of men.

According to TrafficSTATS, a risk analysis study by Carnegie Mellon for AAA in 2007, men have a 77% higher risk of dying in an accident compared to women. The study, using information from both the Fatality Analysis Reporting System (FARS) and the National Household Travel Survey estimated fatalities per 100 million trips to be 14.61 for men and 6.53 for women. The total number of fatalities between 1999 and 2005 were 175,094 for men and 82,371 women.

Argue all you want. However, you'd be hard-pressed to find documented proof that men are superior to women as drivers. But gender certainly impacts car insurance rates.

[Bobby-Joe]

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argh, argh, avast, argh

So what? You're English - you don't even know what side of the road to drive on!

Let's face it, women only DEMANDED, scratch that, radical FEMINISTS only demanded the special privilege of driving just to they could have an excuse to RUN men down. After they PARK their car on some poor slob's head, they just bat their pretty eyes and say "Oh dear me, I was to weak and lost control"

Incompetent women drivers are an EXCUSE. Women know perfectly well what they are doing. They want cars just to KILL men.

Just ask Sister Talitha. Doesn't she have all those stories from her sinner days with that lesbian biker gang???

FACT: Lady Gaga is possibly a woman and she has a driver's license.

[James Hutchins]

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I never have allowed Mrs. Hutchins to drive. As a mere woman, she is preoccupied with getting her chores done and cleaning the Hutchins home. We have the most sparkling toilets in Jefferson and Nelson Counties (she has won the 'Cleanest Crapper' prize seven years running.) So she has little mind left to understand the complexities of automobile operation. She is quite content to ride in the bed of the Power Wagon the few times she is allowed to go into town.