[Joseph McManus]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Well she didn't abide by the 24 hour period I allowed her, I checked the first house I thought she might be at and her car was in the driveway. I went to the local Walmart and got a few items and returned around midnight and made my way into the house. I gave her the option to come home once again and she declined and I made it known in no uncertain terms that I wasn't happy with her decision.

But the good news is that I've secured possession of my two boys. My wife apparently had told them a few lies about me and I've had a talk with them about that. But they were tired and stressed so I tucked them in and let them sleep. I'll wait until things have settled down to begin explaining that Mommy was a bad person who made a decision to reject God. In the meantime I'm just glad to have them back and ready to take the next step in our lives.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Well she didn't abide by the 24 hour period I allowed her, I checked the first house I thought she might be at and her car was in the driveway. I went to the local Walmart and got a few items and returned around midnight and made my way into the house. I gave her the option to come home once again and she declined and I made it known in no uncertain terms that I wasn't happy with her decision.

But the good news is that I've secured possession of my two boys. My wife apparently had told them a few lies about me and I've had a talk with them about that. But they were tired and stressed so I tucked them in and let them sleep. I'll wait until things have settled down to begin explaining that Mommy was a bad person who made a decision to reject God. In the meantime I'm just glad to have them back and ready to take the next step in our lives.

She is probably just upset that now you are a Christian and won't be providing her with perverse, sodomistic sex. She is out hunting for someone that isn't afraid to get a little dirty. Definitely put a stop to this sex crazed rampage of hers. You spoiled her with the dirty sex. Now you must accept responsibility and save her soul with the Rod of Correction.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

I'm a busy man and don't have time to read this whole thread. But whyever you hit her for the first time, hit her one more time for me!

Yours in Him,
BAB

[12bb1bb]

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To hit a woman... to hurt her... thats possibly the most unholy and immoral thing that anyone can possibly do. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. They are adults too, you do not need to "guide them". They can guide themselves. Who made you God?

[Seth Campbell]

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To hit a woman... to hurt her... thats possibly the most unholy and immoral thing that anyone can possibly do. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. They are adults too, you do not need to "guide them". They can guide themselves. Who made you God?

Whose fault is it that we're no longer in the Garden of Eden?


Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


Women are filthy little addle-brained beings that need to be kept in line. Look at what's happened to our society since the liberals let women decide things. Homosexuals everywhere, rude children, crime rates skyrocketing. All because women are out "discovering themselves" instead of being the homemakers that they're meant to be.


1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.


1st Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1st Timothy 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
1st Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord

Even if a woman is married to Unsaved Trash, she is to be obedient

1st Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;

[Daniella-of-Sweden]

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Or maybe I should say God did. This morning my wife went to take a shower and I figured it'd be a good time to go into the hallway closet and have a quick prayer session. After I finished I went into the bedroom and she was putting her makeup on. She asked where I was and I told her I was working in the garage and she said I checked the garage and you weren't in there. I told her I must have been in the corner where she couldn't see me.

She asked if everything was ok, and that she noticed I had ordered a Bible from Amazon. I told her that I was reconsidering my views on God and there were going to be some changes in our house. I told her that she was going to have to leave or sell her company, we were going to start going to Church and she was to stay home to cook, clean and homeschool the kids. And keep in mind the whole time she's looking at me like I'm crazy and I'm feeling disrespected in my own house. I got around to Halloween and how we would not be observing it anymore and that pumpkin pies were not to be made anymore. I told her it had to stop.

She looked me in the eye and said "Are you out of your mind?!?" and that's when God himself spoke to me and said "This is your house, I am your God and she is your wife, CONTROL HER!"

I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.

After a few moments I asked her if she understood the changes we would be making and she nodded yes, never looking up at me. I said "Good, now I've worked up an appetite, why don't you go make some lunch." She replied that we didn't have anything to make and asked if she could go to the store and I said that was fine. She then asked if she could take the kids with her as they haven't been outside all day and that it would give me some peace and quiet to study my Bible.

I feel our talk was very productive and that she understands her role as she asked me permission to leave the house. And I feel overjoyed that God himself entered me and filled me with his Love and showed me firsthand how to deal with a disobedient wife. But most importantly I feel I have the proof I've spent my whole life searching for. God took control of my body and spoke to me personally!! I feel so blessed that he chose to reveal himself to me.

The wife should be home any minute now, she's been gone an hour and a half, I don't know what's taking her so long. I guess we were very low on food so she had a lot to buy. Thanks for reading, I just wanted to share the progress I've made!

I dont want to sound sour, but i have 1 thing to ask you:

How on earth can you even look at yourself, and think that you did a "good job"??? a person should never hit another, AND especially not Woman!!

A man which can't settle things with words, is a weak man, and you should be denounced from christianity.

And by the way, your wife sounds like a clever Woman, and I hope she left you, taking your children away, from a man, which cant control his temper and becomes violent.

[Cranky Old Man]

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a person should never hit another

As everything else that leaves your mouth, this is utter nonsense.

Proper education requires proper beatings: Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

And you are a clear example of how bad people turn out if their parents didn't give them proper beatings.

[Halleluyah Rob]

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This account is quite beautiful if I may say so myself, seeing a young married couple turning on to the path of Jesus brings tears to my eyes.

Reminds me of the first time I physically disciplined the wife, with my golden rod; it has the word "Daddy" engraved into it.

My father used it on my mother and passed it down to me, rest his soul.

[PraiseTheAmmunition]

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Well played so far, sir. In time, she will return like the lost, little dumb sheep that she is. If not, however, you may need to take things up a notch, just to send her a clear message. With my first wife, who has since gone home to be with the Lord, beatings lost their impact over time. I had to get creative whenever she disobeyed. Near the end of her life, she had a problem with being ungrateful for anything I did for our family. This included my paycheck, home repair, the time I let her see her parents, you know, things of that sort. I made a real breakthrough when I filled the bathtub full of water. Once it was full, I stunned her with a tazer and dragged her into the bathroom. When she regained her senses, I had her by the hair, with her face about an inch above the water in the tub. I then explained to her that everything she had in this world, including the ability to breathe air, was a gift from not only me, but God Almighty. With that, I dunked her head underwater for about 45 seconds before pulling her back out by the hair for about 5 seconds or so, before putting her back under. I repeated this process for about 15 minutes, at which point I felt that she had learned her lesson. I finished with a scripture reading, and forced her to give herself to me before having her make my lunch for work the next day.

Remember, simple hitting is effective, but sometimes you need to take things a step further in order to send the right message.
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sounds like you got what you deserved man sorry she left you but what did you expect beating women isn't gonna get you anywhere

[James Hutchins]

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sounds like you got what you deserved man sorry she left you but what did you expect beating women isn't gonna get you anywhere

A good woman learns, a bad woman runs away to ruin another mans life.

If a man does not strike his wife, he is not showing he cares. When my wife does well, I gently pat her on the head. When she makes a mistake, I ensure that she knows to never, ever make that mistake again.
Positive and negative reinforcement is a powerful tool and works wonders on lesser intellects,

[loveis..]

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First you can't come out of know where and push this on your wife.. is something that you should gradually sink into.. and nowhere in the bible does it say to beat your wife dont listen to these idiots on here! they twist the bible verses as they please!! I am sorry this happened to you but you went about it completely wrong..

[Gone Forever]

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I feel so sorry for you wife...

[a goth scum]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Or maybe I should say God did. This morning my wife went to take a shower and I figured it'd be a good time to go into the hallway closet and have a quick prayer session. After I finished I went into the bedroom and she was putting her makeup on. She asked where I was and I told her I was working in the garage and she said I checked the garage and you weren't in there. I told her I must have been in the corner where she couldn't see me.

She asked if everything was ok, and that she noticed I had ordered a Bible from Amazon. I told her that I was reconsidering my views on God and there were going to be some changes in our house. I told her that she was going to have to leave or sell her company, we were going to start going to Church and she was to stay home to cook, clean and homeschool the kids. And keep in mind the whole time she's looking at me like I'm crazy and I'm feeling disrespected in my own house. I got around to Halloween and how we would not be observing it anymore and that pumpkin pies were not to be made anymore. I told her it had to stop.

She looked me in the eye and said "Are you out of your mind?!?" and that's when God himself spoke to me and said "This is your house, I am your God and she is your wife, CONTROL HER!"

I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.

After a few moments I asked her if she understood the changes we would be making and she nodded yes, never looking up at me. I said "Good, now I've worked up an appetite, why don't you go make some lunch." She replied that we didn't have anything to make and asked if she could go to the store and I said that was fine. She then asked if she could take the kids with her as they haven't been outside all day and that it would give me some peace and quiet to study my Bible.

I feel our talk was very productive and that she understands her role as she asked me permission to leave the house. And I feel overjoyed that God himself entered me and filled me with his Love and showed me firsthand how to deal with a disobedient wife. But most importantly I feel I have the proof I've spent my whole life searching for. God took control of my body and spoke to me personally!! I feel so blessed that he chose to reveal himself to me.

The wife should be home any minute now, she's been gone an hour and a half, I don't know what's taking her so long. I guess we were very low on food so she had a lot to buy. Thanks for reading, I just wanted to share the progress I've made!

u sick bastard i hope she left you your not worthy of a wife and kids

[Cursed]

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u sick bastard i hope she left you your not worthy of a wife and kids

He is not a bastard, silly, I am!

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