[a goth scum]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

He is not a bastard, silly, I am!

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[Trulychristiankask]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

congratulations!! I am so proud of you, God isn't unjust and he knows that woman dont seem to appreciate that they came from OUR rib, if they don't like it, then they can give it back!!!

Hit your wife I tell ye!! Hit her good!

[Jay84722]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Or maybe I should say God did. This morning my wife went to take a shower and I figured it'd be a good time to go into the hallway closet and have a quick prayer session. After I finished I went into the bedroom and she was putting her makeup on. She asked where I was and I told her I was working in the garage and she said I checked the garage and you weren't in there. I told her I must have been in the corner where she couldn't see me.

She asked if everything was ok, and that she noticed I had ordered a Bible from Amazon. I told her that I was reconsidering my views on God and there were going to be some changes in our house. I told her that she was going to have to leave or sell her company, we were going to start going to Church and she was to stay home to cook, clean and homeschool the kids. And keep in mind the whole time she's looking at me like I'm crazy and I'm feeling disrespected in my own house. I got around to Halloween and how we would not be observing it anymore and that pumpkin pies were not to be made anymore. I told her it had to stop.

She looked me in the eye and said "Are you out of your mind?!?" and that's when God himself spoke to me and said "This is your house, I am your God and she is your wife, CONTROL HER!"

I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.

After a few moments I asked her if she understood the changes we would be making and she nodded yes, never looking up at me. I said "Good, now I've worked up an appetite, why don't you go make some lunch." She replied that we didn't have anything to make and asked if she could go to the store and I said that was fine. She then asked if she could take the kids with her as they haven't been outside all day and that it would give me some peace and quiet to study my Bible.

I feel our talk was very productive and that she understands her role as she asked me permission to leave the house. And I feel overjoyed that God himself entered me and filled me with his Love and showed me firsthand how to deal with a disobedient wife. But most importantly I feel I have the proof I've spent my whole life searching for. God took control of my body and spoke to me personally!! I feel so blessed that he chose to reveal himself to me.

The wife should be home any minute now, she's been gone an hour and a half, I don't know what's taking her so long. I guess we were very low on food so she had a lot to buy. Thanks for reading, I just wanted to share the progress I've made!

Disgusting. How can you call yourself a Christian?

[James Dewitt]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Disgusting. How can you call yourself a Christian?

Mind telling me what he did that was sooooo disgusting?

[Brother Helge]

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Mind telling me what he did that was sooooo disgusting?

Did you not read that part where Joseph mentions that he hesitated?

[James Dewitt]

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Did you not read that part where Joseph mentions that he hesitated?

Yea, I chalked it up to newlywed jitters.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

u sick bastard i hope she left you your not worthy of a wife and kids

It makes me sad when people are deliberately mean to each other. You owe Joseph an apology.

[BibleReader]

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Congradulations Brother! I hit my stupid wife every day I am alive, she doesn't shutup, and if she complains, then I hit her more

Keep it up, soon she will learn her proper place.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Congradulations Brother! I hit my stupid wife every day I am alive, she doesn't shutup, and if she complains, then I hit her more

Keep it up, soon she will learn her proper place.

This is exactly the kind of encouragement all men should be employing unto their wives. Good for you, remember to remind her that you are beating her because you care, and showing her the relevant scripture. She will learn eventually to be submissive. (1 Timothy 2:12) My wife barely ever speaks at all now!

[lilith34]

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Ok....where do I start???
Did you know that hitting ANYONE is a crime??I mean maybe not in your convenient Bible, but by the laws of your country,great old America....
I hope your wife never returns to a freak such as you and denounces you, as should any beaten wife do with you, bunch of women hating idiots.
I am happier than ever that I am not American or a Christian, and I pity all the American that have to share country with biggots such as you!!

Love from a French, living in sin slut, atheist and with a demon boyfriend (I guess he is to your standards, since he gives me mind blowing orgasms all the time...)

Have fun in heaven....if it exists and is filled with nutcases such as you, I'll have a good time in hell with the rest of the humanity!!

[James Dewitt]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Ok....where do I start???
Did you know that hitting ANYONE is a crime??I mean maybe not in your convenient Bible, but by the laws of your country,great old America....
I hope your wife never returns to a freak such as you and denounces you, as should any beaten wife do with you, bunch of women hating idiots.
I am happier than ever that I am not American or a Christian, and I pity all the American that have to share country with biggots such as you!!

Love from a French, living in sin slut, atheist and with a demon boyfriend (I guess he is to your standards, since he gives me mind blowing orgasms all the time...)

Have fun in heaven....if it exists and is filled with nutcases such as you, I'll have a good time in hell with the rest of the humanity!!

OH my where to start.
1 We don't hate women, we just do as we are told. Hey if you silly females did the same, well you might not get punched.

2 I am also happy that you are a cheese eating surrender monkey. I hope that you will enjoy hell, Satan has a special position for French Sluts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ok....where do I start???

You can start by taking a bath (with soap this time), giving up your degenerate French lifestyle, and accepting Jesus as your personal Savior!

[believer1]

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No man should EVER hit a woman! If you truly love someone, you will never lay a hand on them! If my boyfriend ever so much as tries to hit me, I will kick his ass and throw him out! That will not be tolerated!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

If my boyfriend ever so much as tries to hit me, I will kick his ass and throw him out!

If he's that much of an effeminate wimp that you could do such a thing, nobody would blame you even though you are a shrill feminazi harpy.

[believer1]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

If he's that much of an effeminate wimp that you could do such a thing, nobody would blame you even though you are a shrill feminazi harpy.

He is not a wimp, actually very strong. But I've been into MMA for years, which he hasn't. I am not a feminazi harpy, just because I defend and take care of myself. I love to cook for him, take care of him, I will do almost anything for the man. But I will never tolerate him hitting me.