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It's like explaining mountaineering to a fish.

Look, feminazi, God only created Eve so Adam had some help and could plant babies in her womb.

Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

1 Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

All these liberal wishy washy people ranting on about women's rights yadda yadda are flying in the face of Biblical values. I really do hope we get back to these laws and values soon.

Hello my learned tampon,

Just a quick question...Did "god" create woman so she could sleep with here murderous son? who killed her other son! I am staggered that you all advocate sleeping with your OWN children in the name of a "Man Made" icon your weak minds seem to need to function in this universe....you lot are clearly in another dimension

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There seems to be little evidence for your butterfly idea. Jesus, however, mentions Hell on numerous occasions. Are you trying to say Jesus was lying?
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There is/was NO Jesus, just a fairy tale scripted by the founders of LSD and synthetic narcotics....

[Redeemed Papist]

Hello my learned tampon,

Just a quick question...Did "god" create woman so she could sleep with here murderous son? who killed her other son! I am staggered that you all advocate sleeping with your OWN children in the name of a "Man Made" icon your weak minds seem to need to function in this universe....you lot are clearly in another dimension

Adam and Eve clearly had daughters at some point but seeing as daughters are insignificant they are not mentioned. Cain's wife came from somewhere. This is before God's prohibition against lying with your sister therefore perfectly OK.

Genesis 4:17*And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

This is a common misconception among the unsaved. Try reading the Bible before scoffing.
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Adam and Eve clearly had daughters at some point but seeing as daughters are insignificant they are not mentioned. Cain's wife came from somewhere. This is before God's prohibition against lying with your sister therefore perfectly OK.

Genesis 4:17*And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

This is a common misconception among the unsaved. Try reading the Bible before scoffing.
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Oh I see, so then the bible is not an accurate portrayal of what actually happened. Sounds like the British press a bit but they are clearly more trustworthy that some of the cranks that post on here on a daily basis.

[Redeemed Papist]

Oh I see, so then the bible is not an accurate portrayal of what actually happened. Sounds like the British press a bit but they are clearly more trustworthy that some of the cranks that post on here on a daily basis.

I assure you that the Bible is perfect.

2 Timothy 16:17
16*All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: 17*That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.
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I assure you that the Bible is perfect.

2 Timothy 16:17
16*All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: 17*That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.
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I thought it had one or fifty flaws in it and find it hard to understand. I started to read it but there was clearly some pages missing as there was no mention of he dinosaurs?

Did Noah really build an ark? If so and he took two of everything along with him then what did he feed to meat eaters on?

How much feed was needed for the herbivores.

Was the woodworm/lice kept in jars?

Who checked the sex of the insects?

What happened to all the freshwater aquatic life once the sea level had risen?

How was lethal creatures dealt with?

How did the hippos and crocodiles get along in the same tin bath?

How were the animal excercised

How bloody big was this Ark?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Noah took fourteen of each clean animal on (by sevens) and a pair of the unclean animals.

Please do not under-sell the wonder of God's miracles. You really do need to read the Bible. You're making yourself look a bit silly.
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Noah took fourteen of each clean animal on (by sevens) and a pair of the unclean animals.

Please do not under-sell the wonder of God's miracles. You really do need to read the Bible. You're making yourself look a bit silly.
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So how big was this vessel? How did they know that they were getting an even mixture of lets say...Fleas or bedbugs.....how did they know which was male or female.

The Bible is for weak minded fools who need some comfort in their lives and to be guided by others of a similar ilk.

PS, you forgot about the omission of the dinosaurs in the bible.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

The Bible is for weak minded fools who need some comfort in their lives

You make me sick: if I have to beat my wife do you think it brings me comfort? It's one of the hardest things I have to do. But I make that sacrifice so my wife will not go to Hell (that's all the comfort I need, buddy).

I found myself; in Jesus
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You make me sick: if I have to beat my wife do you think it brings me comfort? It's one of the hardest things I have to do. But I make that sacrifice so my wife will not go to Hell (that's all the comfort I need, buddy).

I found myself; in Jesus
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If you HAVE to beat your wife then you need a good kicking from a fellow man....who can hit back, twice as hard.

[SpiritDoctor]

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If you HAVE to beat your wife then you need a good kicking from a fellow man....who can hit back, twice as hard.

and you will feel the smack of God's hand across your ignorant face

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and you will feel the smack of God's hand across your ignorant face

Sorry but what god? I don't believe in stories of fallacy and pure fantasy. When he appears then I may, just may start to believe.

[SpiritDoctor]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Sorry but what god? I don't believe in stories of fallacy and pure fantasy. When he appears then I may, just may start to believe.

yet another ignorant sinner completely disrespecting the Lord God's love and sacrifice of his own son for us... why is there so much hate in the world?

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yet another ignorant sinner completely disrespecting the Lord God's love and sacrifice of his own son for us... why is there so much hate in the world?

You don't really believe in all that shite do you mate? If there was a god then WHY does he let his children suffer at the hands of evil? Where was he when Adolf was on his way to having the blood of 54 million people on his hands.


Why did he let those planes hit the twin towers?

Why is there NO factual proof of Jesus's existance?


Aliens are more believable than god, sorry but that is true.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Aliens are more believable than god, sorry but that is true.

Are you retarded? Aliens was by all accounts pretty good film, (I've never seen it) but how can a 70s movie compare with the greatest book ever written?

Hint: it can't

Exodus 34:6 And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth,

Jesus told me the Truth!
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