[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

You prayed for the finger to turn into a female's. Yep, definitely a troll.

Oh ye of little faith. Jesus promises us that if we have true faith, we can do greater work than He did (and He reversed bodily decomposition due to death John 11:38-53; drove a herd of wild pigs to Suicide By Demon Luke 8:27-33, destroyed a fig tree for its insolence for not providing Him with its fruit off season Mark 11:12-14).

Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also;
and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father.
And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do,
that the Father may be glorified in the Son.
If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it.
John 14:12-14

[Lover of the lord]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

YOU ARE AN IDIOT! AND TO ALL OF YOU GUESS FREAKING WHAT? IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT ANOTHER PERSONS WORD AND BE RECEPTIVE, YOU ARE NO BETTER THEN ADOLF HITLER!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

YOU ARE AN IDIOT! AND TO ALL OF YOU GUESS FREAKING WHAT? IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT ANOTHER PERSONS WORD AND BE RECEPTIVE, YOU ARE NO BETTER THEN ADOLF HITLER!

Calm down, please (at least long enough to Google "Godwin Fail").

After that, could you please point out the Scripture that says Christians are supposed to listen to other points of view? Thanks.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

YOU ARE AN IDIOT! AND TO ALL OF YOU GUESS FREAKING WHAT? IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT ANOTHER PERSONS WORD AND BE RECEPTIVE, YOU ARE NO BETTER THEN ADOLF HITLER!

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[AtheistPolesmoker]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

Atheists will come up with any bogus reason they can to violate another man's anus. Now they have redefined anal sex as "medicine". What is next? Murder will be "exercise" and stealing will be "accounting"?

What if the man has an org*sm from having his anus fingered? Then the doctor is guilty of genocide from all the partial birth abortions coming out of the man's p*nis! I'll bet this is the real plan behind theier liberal plot.

So you would rather get cancer than a procedure that takes less than 2 minutes btw I'm pretty sure liberals are more focused on other things than tainting prostate exams. I lost my grandfather to prostate cancer and if he would have gotten his check ups he'd still be hear today if only he had medical marihuana

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

So you would rather get cancer than a procedure that takes less than 2 minutes btw I'm pretty sure liberals are more focused on other things than tainting prostate exams. I lost my grandfather to prostate cancer and if he would have gotten his check ups he'd still be hear today if only he had medical marihuana

Dear Miss Smoker,

Why should I worry about cancer? At best, it can hasten my entry into Heaven to be with Jesus. it would be a glorious GIFT from God to be able to die sooner and see the magnificent Creator eye to eye. In case my duties spreading the Gospel require me to stay on Earth longer than expected, any potential cancer is easily cured by prayer.



Matthew 10:1
And when he had called unto him his twelve disciples, he gave them power against unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease.

Matthew 10:8
Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.



Of course I'd rather get cancer than lose my place in Heaven due to the resurfacing of cast-off homeric impulses. This should be obvious.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

Dear Miss Smoker,

Why should I worry about cancer? At best, it can hasten my entry into Heaven to be with Jesus. it would be a glorious GIFT from God to be able to die sooner and see the magnificent Creator eye to eye. In case my duties spreading the Gospel require me to stay on Earth longer than expected, any potential cancer is easily cured by prayer.



Matthew 10:1
And when he had called unto him his twelve disciples, he gave them power against unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease.

Matthew 10:8
Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.



Of course I'd rather get cancer than lose my place in Heaven due to the resurfacing of cast-off homeric impulses. This should be obvious.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Amen, Brother! Doctors are "playing God," or, more correctly, playing with Satan by working against God's Will! Truly faithful don't need doctors to get cured:

James 5:14-16:
14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

Praise !

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

It seems that some people don't spend their free time after prayer and Bible study to read every thread on this forum.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=113096