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  • #16
    Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

    Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
    I already tasted it, not too pleasant. Even if you gulped it the aftertaste would be horrid.
    I actually think there is a commercially available product for this very purpose (middle item). You should try it.

    Stop whining
    (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
    (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
    (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
    (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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    • #17
      Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

      First of all, Brother Zechariah, let me extend my deepest sympathies for being flooded with this kind of filth. I am truly sorry. A man of your stature shouldn't have to deal with topics like bleaching anus's or shaving pubic hair or piercing nipples or genital studs or the best way for a lady to shave a landing strip in her pubic region. Being from Chicago, I, unfortunately, am surrounded by the Devils toys and have developed a knack for immunity when it comes to these matters. Men performing fellatio on one another, women making out in their lesbian night clubs and queer movie theaters with RIDICULOUSLY high prices that I am sure the average gay man can only attend a film once or twice a month, unless perhaps its a live show but that is neither here nor there. While subjects like these need to be exposed for the evil they are, perhaps you could assign me the task of researching these things and reporting back to you on the true evilness that is out there. Also, could you send me a link to the anus bleaching site so I can get a firsthand look at this filth?
      Deuteronomy 23:1
      Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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      • #18
        Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

        Only pornstars bleach their ass I think XDDD
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • #19
          Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

          Good grief, I just saw on Fox News that this procedure will be covered under ObamaCare.

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          • #20
            Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Good grief, I just saw on Fox News that this procedure will be covered under ObamaCare.

            Sphincter jewelry will also be covered under Obamacare.

            God help us!

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            • #21
              Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

              I think I may have a stomach demon. Pray for me while I exorcise it! The idea of anal cosmetics just made me feel very very ill.

              What will the sodomy lobby think of next?
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #22
                Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Have you ever heard of a golem? Here is a picture of one (note the joo writing on its forehead):

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                Somehow the joos have bastardized Psalm 139:16 to mean some kind of "mud monster" that they can conjure to destroy their enemies.

                Anyway, I've heard that is the way joos justify anal sex, so that their "mud" (poopy) can be used to make golems.

                Joos. They're crazy!



                YiC,

                Zech
                How'd you all not get arrested for such hate speeches???? BTW wasn't Jesus a Jew???

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                • #23
                  Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

                  Originally posted by rolledup View Post
                  wasn't Jesus a Jew???
                  No.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

                    Originally posted by rolledup View Post
                    How'd you all not get arrested for such hate speeches????
                    Both this church and its server are in a country with strong protections for freedom of speech, dear friend.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                    • #25
                      Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                      Both this church and its server are in a country with strong protections for freedom of speech, dear friend.
                      Sure Pastor, but your country is also a condemner of Hitler, Nazis and even the Ku Klux Klan.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

                        Originally posted by rolledup View Post
                        Sure Pastor, but your country is also a condemner of Hitler, Nazis and even the Ku Klux Klan.
                        Don't be silly. Christians know the many wonderful contributions of the KKK. Why, they stood for honor and patriotism and pride in God and Country. This is what True Christian™ children learn every day.







                        "[The Ku Klux] Klan in some areas of the country tried to be a means of reform, fighting the decline in morality and using the symbol of the cross.
                        Klan targets were bootleggers, wife-beaters, and immoral movies. In some communities it achieved a certain respectability as it worked with politicians."

                        United States History for Christian Schools, 3rd ed., Bob Jones University Press, 2001
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          Don't be silly. Christians know the many wonderful contributions of the KKK. Why, they stood for honor and patriotism and pride in God and Country. This is what True Christian™ children learn every day.







                          "[The Ku Klux] Klan in some areas of the country tried to be a means of reform, fighting the decline in morality and using the symbol of the cross.
                          Klan targets were bootleggers, wife-beaters, and immoral movies. In some communities it achieved a certain respectability as it worked with politicians."

                          United States History for Christian Schools, 3rd ed., Bob Jones University Press, 2001
                          Your kids will turn out to become one of those kids who go around on shooting sprees.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

                            Originally posted by rolledup View Post
                            Your kids will turn out to become one of those kids who go around on shooting sprees.
                            And? True Christian children only shoot at people who God wants them to shoot at, mocker.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                              Good grief, I just saw on Fox News that this procedure will be covered under ObamaCare.

                              Thank the GOOD LORD President Trump is doing away with ObamaCare! It was naught but an excuse to get Decent, Family Values Oriented Americans to pay for the smutty pleasure of sinners!
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals!

                                This is what Christ intended for you to experience
                                our lord is all you need amen

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