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  • #46
    Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

    Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
    [...] Also why would women have 1/350th soul and not the combined mass of the body compared to the rib, like I mentioned in one of my previous posts.
    Either this was worked out by the Sages of Old or (b) someone here worked it out. The basis of it is that
    1. Adam had a soul
    2. The soul pervades the body
    3. Eve was created from a rib
    4. A rib is 1/350th of the body by volume therefore will contain that proportion of the soul.
    5. Eve and all subsequent women therefore have 1/350th of a soul.
    6. Technically man thus has 349/350ths of a soul but this is adjusted to unity.
    7. The effect of this adjustment on the the ability to express a woman's soul as 1/350th of a man's is insignificant. (1/350) + (1/(350)^2)

    Now go forth and preach this science!
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    • #47
      Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Either this was worked out by the Sages of Old or (b) someone here worked it out. The basis of it is that
      1. Adam had a soul
      2. The soul pervades the body
      3. Eve was created from a rib
      4. A rib is 1/350th of the body by volume therefore will contain that proportion of the soul.
      5. Eve and all subsequent women therefore have 1/350th of a soul.
      6. Technically man thus has 349/350ths of a soul but this is adjusted to unity.
      7. The effect of this adjustment on the the ability to express a woman's soul as 1/350th of a man's is insignificant. (1/350) + (1/(350)^2)
      Now go forth and preach this science!
      This explains why God don't want no female Pastors. How can we expect a mere woman to preach the word of God adequately, when they all have such a tiny part of a soul?

      Praise God for giving all women 1/350th of a soul! Praise God for giving our women-folks the chance of redemption! Praise!

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      • #48
        Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

        Originally posted by DebbieDufus View Post
        I agree and im a WOMAN hear me ROAR!
        WOMAN...
        your gastric problems and satan wrought terminal flatulence is of NO interest to us...

        keep it , and its satanic stench , to yourself...
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        • #49
          Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

          As to the issue of women and souls. It is a tricky one...

          I think there may well be a case to say certain women are granted one.
          That may even be a devine merit system the Lord operates.
          It may even have a lot to do with fulfilling their major functions under God's words.
          Jeremiah possibly hints at this by using childbirth as a comparison to the woman's state in the quote, almost as though the allocation of a soul is a reward for tribulations...

          Jeremiah 4:31
          For I have heard a voice as of a woman in travail, and the anguish as of her that bringeth forth her first child, the voice of the daughter of Zion, that bewaileth herself, that spreadeth her hands, saying, Woe is me now! for my soul is wearied because of murderers.

          as does

          Genesis 35:16-19
          And they journeyed from Bethel; and there was but a little way to come to Ephrath: and Rachel travailed, and she had hard labour. And it came to pass, when she was in hard labour, that the midwife said unto her, Fear not; thou shalt have this son also. And it came to pass, as her soul was in departing, (for she died) that she called his name Benoni: but his father called him Benjamin. And Rachel died, and was buried in the way to Ephrath, which is Bethlehem.


          I noticed both referred to a woman ,at least briefly, having a soul, but both were dealing wth burdens of their gender.

          Ok, so i wondered if we might be seeing God looking at a woman , deciding she had been a good one , and granting her tenure on a soul.

          Perhaps there is also an element of 'encouraging the others'...If a woman is rewarded for her efforts, for her gentle passive nature, or maybe even being of fairer more comely form than some others. that would be a good way to get them all to try harder.

          BUT...perhaps it also works the other way...
          Once you have the soul, your game better not slip or
          wham, God just takes that soul back.... as in Genesis above...
          and possibly here...


          1 Samuel 1:15
          And Hannah answered and said, No, my lord, I am a woman of a sorrowful spirit: I have drunk neither wine nor strong drink, but have poured out my soul before the LORD.

          is Hannah saying, I have been generally a good person, I have not abused alcohol etc, BUT,
          does her being 'a woman of sorrowful spirit ' mean she was a nagging, lazy, unwilling , lemon mouthed ,old harridan, who didn't heed her husband and see to his needs well enough. perhaps her pies were even poor grade, and her womanly efforts begrudged.
          maybe 'sorrowful spirit'...means she was just downright depressing to be around...
          Thus , as she made her husband's life more hardship prone instead of easing it, she realised she had lost her claim on the soul she had been allocated , and therefore ,
          'poured out my(her) soul before the LORD.'
          as in realised, or been told her error , and surrendered it as pennance or justifiable compensation. Her soul had been a loaner, and she knew she had broken the terms of the agreement...

          This is a hard one...
          I do feel there must be some women in the glorious hereafter...Why would God let the Devil have all the comely ones, good ones , and those who could keep it shut and turn out good pies...
          So, I think some must get a run at having a soul...
          Maybe , it's God's way of stressing the natural order and reminding women to keep their butts in gear when it comes to serving men's needs...
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          • #50
            Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

            Originally posted by LyingDingDong View Post
            Realistically women should make the best of their lives on Earth if they're innevitable desetination is Hell.
            I agree. What better way to spend your life on earth than cooking, cleaning, praying, reading the Bible, and making babies?
            Originally posted by DebbieDufus View Post
            I agree and im a WOMAN hear me ROAR!
            I'm a MAN, hear me TELL YOU TO GET BACK INTO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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            • #51
              Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

              In my experience, i have found through dissection that women do not have souls, but do seem to have these Satanic pouches located above the lungs that seem to posses demonic liquids probably used during anal intercourse with black men.

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              • #52
                Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

                .Re Soles,We had them fooled with the right to vote and the quest for multiple orgasams But "SHOES" gave them mobility. We fukked up.
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                • #53
                  Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

                  Why are people digging this up again?

                  Okay, personally I believe they have souls for the simple fact that God gave them rules (obey your husband, be a good mother, etc.). God does not give animals rules.

                  Now I may be completely wrong on this, I guess I'll find out on Judgement day whether or not there is going to be anyone serving refreshments as we're busy praising the LORD.
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                  Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                  Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                  • #54
                    Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

                    Woman do not have souls! And it will always be that way!

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                    • #55
                      Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

                      Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                      Why are people digging this up again?

                      Okay, personally I believe they have souls for the simple fact that God gave them rules (obey your husband, be a good mother, etc.). God does not give animals rules.

                      Now I may be completely wrong on this, I guess I'll find out on Judgement day whether or not there is going to be anyone serving refreshments as we're busy praising the LORD.
                      Amen, brother. It is just my humble opinion that women probably have souls, since God wants them to suffer. So it stands to reason that He wants some of them to suffer infinitely. Genesis 3:16 teaches that God wants women to suffer. What better way to multiply their suffering than to give them an immortal soul and cast it into Hell?
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                      • #56
                        Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

                        Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                        BJ, I have explained to you how babies are made. The sperm contains half the DNA and the egg contains half. You have to have one of each to make a baby.
                        Miss, you're post made me laugh and is a bright spot in all this filth. Guess these idiots fell asleep in health class.
                        1 Corinthians 11:3
                        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                        • #57
                          Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

                          Originally posted by TiffanyMarrero View Post
                          Miss, you're post made me laugh and is a bright spot in all this filth. Guess these idiots fell asleep in health class.
                          You've replied to a witch who's been banned and is currently locked up in the Landover Baptist Hospital For The Possessed, more or less permanently.

                          Go report that to your master satan.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #58
                            Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

                            Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                            "Logic" belongs to the Domain of Men™; we ladies ought not be worrying our small yet womanly brains about such matters. Indeed, thinking too much leads to the sprouting of mustaches, and we don't want that, do we? No, of course not! Looking lovely for the menfolk is our duty ... even at our old age, dear.

                            Follow my advice, and you'll be moving from "Maggoty" to "Marvellous" in no time!

                            How terrible you are content to be nothing but a brainless baby oven for Jesus. Besides, I don't believe any gender is more superior than the other. We are all equal in the eyes of the Lord.
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                            1 Corinthians 11:3
                            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                            • #59
                              Re: POLL: Do women have souls?

                              Originally posted by TiffanyMarrero View Post
                              We are all equal in the eyes of the Lord.
                              Can you back that up with Scripture, or is that something you and your coven made up?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by TiffanyMarrero View Post
                                How terrible you are content to be nothing but a brainless baby oven for Jesus. Besides, I don't believe any gender is more superior than the other. We are all equal in the eyes of the Lord.
                                Please tell me that you see the eye-watering irony in your pathetic post.

                                Yours in Christ,

                                Z. Smyth
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