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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1

    Man raped by four fat chicks. A heinous hate crime!

    Brothers, we cannot let this stand!
    If a woman had been raped by four men, the feminazis would be calling for their privy members!

    We demand equal protection under the law!

    You may want to snicker at him for being raped by woman. But judge not. There were four of them and they were fat!!
    It's not like these were four coeds who took advantage of him. No brethren. These were big fat battle axes.


    The first suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with short blond hair and a tattoo of wings on the back of her neck. The woman, who was the driver of the vehicle, also spoke with a British accent.
    The second suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with long dark hair, the bottom portion of which was dyed red.
    The description for the other two suspects is less clear with both described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four and weighing between 190-200 lbs.,


    How dare you say he was asking for it! He merely got in the car on the way out of a club and took a ride with four fat girls.

    How dare they use him and rape him! And if he got it up, you can't say that means he liked it. How dare you!!! Shaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmeeee on you!!!



    And good for you, guy, for coming forth and speaking up against fat chick rape! I am sure there are many men out there who have had the same thing happen, but were too ashamed to report it.

    I know we are all with you, brother. Try to stay strong.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
  • lukasekman
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 614

    #2
    Re: Man raped by four fat chicks. A heinous hate crime!

    This is sickening, 200 lbs at 5'4" is grossly fat. The optimal weight for a woman on that height is 110 lbs (light enough to be carried upstairs).
    In rape, obesity should be an aggravating factor. A fair punishment would be (normal jail time for rape) * (200/110). Assuming the base jail time is six years, the formula yields approx eleven years instead.

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Re: Man raped by four fat chicks. A heinous hate crime!

      What gets me is that this fag let himself get raped.

      What a nancy boy.

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Man raped by four fat chicks. A heinous hate crime!

        It might have been THESE chicks. Who are dangerous lezbeans by the way.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Alterboy
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2013
          • 207

          #5
          Re: Man raped by four fat chicks. A heinous hate crime!

          May God smite these heavy harlots with diabetes and heart disease!
          I blame the demon calling itself McDonalds!
          You are what you eat!
          I Samuel 20:4
          "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
          This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22900

            #6
            Re: Man raped by four fat chicks. A heinous hate crime!

            This is by no means as uncommon as you might think! A few years back, I attended a Bible Study Retreat in Ottawa. One Tuesday morning, I went to a nearby supermarket where my car was surrounded by 4 girls all naked from the waist up! Three proceeded to wash my car and distracted me whilst the other one climbed in and attempted to clean up around my driving seat. When they were done, and I had recovered my breath and a little energy, I discovered my wallet had gone!

            Here's a photo of one of the harlots.

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            I reported to matter to the Retreat leader who followed me the next day in his car to the same supermarket (where you can by cheap wallets for $1CDN) The same thing happened! We simply could not believe that this sort of thing could go unnoticed.

            The day after the whole course went down; we all bought wallets and went one at a time to the supermarket, with the same results.

            Why isn't anyone doing anything about this?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22379

              #7
              Re: Man raped by four fat chicks. A heinous hate crime!

              We should have a law forbidding wives to leave their houses without their husbands. And women without husbands should not be allowed to leave theur house at all. That way women are always accompanied by their husbands preventing them from wasting money, wrecking cars or raping 19 year old boys.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: Man raped by four fat chicks. A heinous hate crime!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                It might have been THESE chicks. Who are dangerous lezbeans by the way.
                This is what you get with the LGBTQ same-sex agenda. They were obviously lezbean dykes (overweight and drinking) on the prowl for some free seed. The poor young man didn't have a chance and was probably left a dried out hulk from the milking.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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