[TheNoBrain]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

I would first like to ask your opinion about Jesus. How do you love to serve Him best? What have you done for Him lately?

Let's just say I do every single thing to please the Lord, but he has just turned his back on me. And if I see someone turning his back to me, I do the same.


My username should not be anyone's concern. I came here with friendly intentions to shine light into the dark corners, but now I see that the light can't escape the pull of a black hole.


I mean: What's the point of my existence on this forum? The people are not willing to learn, but I offer my knowledge on a silver platter. No strings attached, no tree of wisdom in sight, that knowledge stems from experience. Teaching is hard for me, and yes, that would seem like it's easy.



I have found games of Overwatch with friendly people. How? I don't know, I just found them. There were no politics, no religion, just people chatting, having fun and all of that.


Thank you for reading. I'll be off, reading Lovecraft, because the Bible is now too tame of a night-read.

[handmaiden]

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Let's just say I do every single thing to please the Lord, but he has just turned his back on me. And if I see someone turning his back to me, I do the same.

Pleasing the Lord requires obeying every single thing that He commands, which strikes me as a bit more work than you have ever put into anything in your life. But hey, if you say that you tried . . .

My username should not be anyone's concern. I came here with friendly intentions to shine light into the dark corners, but now I see that the light can't escape the pull of a black hole.

This "light" of which you speak is probably the equivalent of one of those tiny "press and hold" flash lights designed to be attached to key rings.

I mean: What's the point of my existence on this forum? The people are not willing to learn, but I offer my knowledge on a silver platter. No strings attached, no tree of wisdom in sight, that knowledge stems from experience. Teaching is hard for me, and yes, that would seem like it's easy.

The more legitimate question would be what is the point of your existence on this planet? Other than providing revenue to the nouveau riche A-holes of the gaming industry, I mean.

And who in the H-E-double hockey sticks are you to be offering knowledge to us? How old are you? What have you accomplished in life? Note: 1000 plus hours of game play does NOT count as life experience.

I have found games of Overwatch with friendly people. How? I don't know, I just found them. There were no politics, no religion, just people chatting, having fun and all of that.

Well, it's nice to see that World Peace has been achieved by people who never discuss anything of substance. Let me know how it goes when you start to talk about things that actually matter.

Thank you for reading. I'll be off, reading Lovecraft, because the Bible is now too tame of a night-read.

Ooo, now I am unnerved. You read Lovecraft. You must be a deep and possibly scary person. . . and Oh, if you had ever really read the Bible, you would not find it tame. Seriously, dude, there is some intense stuff in there-- Blood, gore, human sacrifice, incest, gang rape, "hewing" people with axes, (don't worry, that was done by a good guy) mutilation, genocide and lots and lots of vengeance. I've never seen Game of Thrones, but I would bet that it compares.

[Basilissa]

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Thank you for reading. I'll be off, reading Lovecraft, because the Bible is now too tame of a night-read.

Seriously?

How much less tame than a long string of stories of genocides and rapes do you need for a good night sleep?

[IWantSomeSweetLight]

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So this has been on of the greatest thing i have seen and i have come to thr conclusion that i will put aside my wicked ways and flush my computer of sin! In the past few months two more characters have been realised!! I would love to know how you interpret these godless didital creatures! Thank you

[Brother Gonzalez]

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So this has been on of the greatest thing i have seen and i have come to thr conclusion that i will put aside my wicked ways and flush my computer of sin! In the past few months two more characters have been realised!! I would love to know how you interpret these godless didital creatures! Thank you

Hi person with a strange name. Please go to the intro forum and do what is indicated there, so we know who you are and how to answer your inquiries.


Thanks a lot.

[TheNoBrain]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

• Lastly there is a hero--more like zero--not shown here, "Annie," Sarah's mother, who originally taught her how to worship the goofy old idols of Egypt that the Pharaoh was so into when he tried to prevent God's chosen people (well, at the time) from leaving. This old cyclopic crone fires darts of vaccines at her teammates, increasing their levels of autism so that they will ignore injury. Those same vaccines cause damage to her opponents who are mentally healthy, until at last the damage from vaccines becomes so great that they succumb to it. She can also throw pain medication like the kind given to pregnant women at her opponents to cause them to fall into a deep and unwholesome catatonic state, likely in the hopes that the liberal government will pull the plug. Her greatest attack is to 'nanoboost' a character, where she pumps them full of party drugs like PCP, caffeine, and ritalin to make them "trip out" all over her enemies and to make them sexually aroused enough to ignore Christ's word.

Okay, rant time. You'll have more of these in the near future, so prepare yourselves for the damnation or the salvation.

First off:
Have you realised how stupid and immature this sounds? I am not a saint, but I am no sinner, either. I may be an unsaved trash, but I have still more worth than you. Why, you ask? The answer is simple enough: because I firmly believe in the wrongness in your speech. You have told nothing but lies, and this reflect that you are nothing but a man with a big enough ego to dwarf your rational thinking into oblivion.
Vaccines cause autism? Since when? Did you know that the vaccines have nothing to do with autism? The data you are working with is faulty and has been disproven multiple times by scientists, who, surprise surprise, do know SOMETHING about the working of the human anatomy and neural network.
If you don't believe me, believe in your god who will never come, and believe in Wikipedia, because god's word is worth nothing in my eyes.
Exposure to air pollution during pregnancy, especially heavy metals and particulates, may increase the risk of autism. Environmental factor that have been claimed without evidence to contribute to or exacerbate autism include certain foods, infectious diseases, solvents, diesel exhaust, PCBs, phtalates and phenols used in plastic products, pesticides, brominated flame retardants, alcohol, smoking, illicit drugs, vaccines and preternal stress. No evidence has been found for these claims, and some such as the MMR vaccine have been completely disproven.
Such claims drive me mad and want to cause autism in those who claim that vaccines cause autism...

I have a reason to talk like this. My father, who is a believer, has vaccinated me more than enugh times, TO PREVENT DISEASES SPREADING ON ME AND KILLING ME. YOU KNOW, VACCINES HAVE THAT SPECIAL TRAIT OF SAVING PEOPLE AND YOU ARE NOT REALISING THIS BECAUSE YOUR HEADS ARE STUCK SO FAR UP YOUR GODS ASS, YOU ARE TELLING LIES EVEN WHEN YOU BREATHE.
You can do with this post and this account whatever you'd like, but my claims are still written down here. Peace.

And, one last thing: What are you not naming is the thing you fear the most.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I have a reason to talk like this. My father, who is a believer, has vaccinated me more than enugh times....

Well that would go some way towards explaining your curiously obsessive behavior, dear. I will pray for you.

[Alvin Moss]

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Okay, rant time...Vaccines cause autism? Since when? Did you know that the vaccines have nothing to do with autism? The data you are working with is faulty and has been disproven multiple times by scientists...

And, one last thing: What are you not naming is the thing you fear the most.

It is well known and long since proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that vaccines cause autism. The exact sequence is still not well understood. For instance: no one really knows if the vaccines directly cause the autisms, or if God, angered by those who would tamper with His design, sends autisms on to the unsaved trash who try to thwart His will. Your delusional reliance on the announcements of scientists has led you to some kind of cultish sycophancy that causes you to believe without question anything you are told by those you see as smarter than you. Well, we are smarter than you too and you ought to listen to what we have to say. It is the very word of God, repeated in an effort to save you and those like you.


Also, there is nothing more terrifying than the wrath of God.

[TheNoBrain]

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It is well known and long since proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that vaccines cause autism. The exact sequence is still not well understood. For instance: no one really knows if the vaccines directly cause the autisms, or if God, angered by those who would tamper with His design, sends autisms on to the unsaved trash who try to thwart His will. Your delusional reliance on the announcements of scientists has led you to some kind of cultish sycophancy that causes you to believe without question anything you are told by those you see as smarter than you. Well, we are smarter than you too and you ought to listen to what we have to say. It is the very word of God, repeated in an effort to save you and those like you.


Also, there is nothing more terrifying than the wrath of God.

And you say I am an unsaved trash. How many children have died because of rubeola? How many people have died because of tetanus? Your delusional denial disgusts me, but what can I expect from cavemen, not understanding how the world works? It would be more disgusting, if priests raped innocent children... oh wait, that has happened before. Would you say that it was caused by autism or caused by vaccines? Well?

[Alvin Moss]

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I'm afraid that you are now venturing into the irrational. Toward the end of your comment, you were even railing against the pervert priests of the Roman church. Where did that come from? It is not up to man to decide what afflictions God decides to visit or not visit upon those who arouse His anger. Also, I live in a house, which is where most Christians can be found. The caves in my vicinity are wholly unsuitable for habitation.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I'm afraid that you are now venturing into the irrational.

Or, as my children put it, he is belming into the void. I often wonder why so many Unsaved Trash think we are filthy catholics. Can they not read the name of our church?

[TheNoBrain]

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Extremists, maniacs, obsessed, fanatics - they all say the same. "Can't you read? We aren't Catholics!" They all say that. Where would Baptism be without the origin, which is, ironically, Catholicism?

Vaccines, that's why I have come here. You know, if vaccines did cause autism, half of the world would be autistic. I'm going to repeat that, if you think that your eyes fooled you. Half of the world would be autistic if there were actual "autism-vaccines". And, you know, tetanus is one of the worst things to die in. You suffer from the moment you get it till you die, and I am convinced that you'd pray to God if you got it, but would he help...? My very straightforward answer is: no, because you didn't take the "autism-causing vaccine". I am vaccinated and I am a free man, I don't know about you, but I am. So yeah, dying to tetanus is worse than God incinerating you in a strike of lightning, because tetanus spans from 4 to 6 weeks and contorts your body into the alphabet so easily like you contort a straw. Think before you write impossible things.

[Alvin Moss]

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Extremists, maniacs, obsessed, fanatics - they all say the same. "Can't you read? We aren't Catholics!" They all say that. Where would Baptism be without the origin, which is, ironically, Catholicism?

Vaccines, that's why I have come here.

We have no vaccines for you, so you may have come to the wrong place. Your rant about non- catholic lunatics is difficult to understand. Can you elaborate? BTW- the origin will be found on page one of the Bible. Genesis 1:1

[Elmer G. White]

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...dying to tetanus is worse than God incinerating you in a strike of lightning, because tetanus spans from 4 to 6 weeks and contorts your body into the alphabet so easily like you contort a straw. Think before you write impossible things.

Dear Sinner,

The manner of dying has no relevance whatsoever in the Grand Scheme of Jesus, and nothing will ever surpass His agony when He died for us in a temporary manner on the Cross.

For us, death is also temporary and we'll continue our existence in a holistic bliss in Heaven. Compared to that, which is the infinite Eternity, the method of secular death has no significance.

For those who do not believe in our manner, death is still temporary, and they'll continue their existence in a holistic gnashing of teeth in the Furnace. Compared to that, the agonies of the tetanus-toxin (treatable with general anesthesia and curare-based relaxants, iv-antibiotics and stuff; not easily but still) are infinitesimally small.

Revelation 20:10
And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

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I have still more worth than you. Why, you ask? The answer is simple enough: because I firmly believe in the wrongness in your speech.

Dear Sinner,

Here's another passage of your disinformative post that I found baffling!

You are actually determining the worth of your fellow men based on how firmly you believe them? You are uttering that

• You are more worthy than us because...
• you believe that our speech is wrong.

We are the total opposite of you. We believe that every single human being (even the Retard, as a True Christian™ can heal him with prayer; Matthew 10:8) has the chance for Salvation. All can be one in Jesus Christ!

Romans 10:12
For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him.

It is quite terrible that you judge people based on their opinions. Jesus obviously endorses judgment but in a different manner.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

If you Repent and eventually become a True Christian™, you shall also learn to cast righteous judgment!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer