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  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

    Originally posted by dotty View Post
    I was proving the original post wrong so I was providing evidence to say why the original post was wrong since I thought that is what we were talking about
    If you had an ounce of discernment you would know what we are talking about.




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    • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

      Originally posted by Shyxguy View Post
      So with those three verses right there his entire argument as to why this one character is so "Christ-like" is flawed.
      Are you suggesting Christ DID come to bring peace, and NOT a sword, contrary to His Very Own Words (Matthew 10:34)?

      1. Elijah raised the son of the Zarephath widow from the dead (1 Kings 17:17-22).2. Elisha raised the son of the Shunammite woman from the dead (2 Kings 4:32-35).
      3. A man was raised from the dead when his body touched Elisha’s bones (2 Kings 13:20, 21).
      4. Many saints rose from the dead at the resurrection of Jesus (Matt. 27:50-53).
      5. Jesus rose from the dead (Matt. 28:5-8; Mark 16:6; Luke 24:5, 6).
      6. Jesus raised the son of the widow of Nain from the dead (Luke 7:11-15).
      7. Jesus raised the daughter of Jairus from the dead (Luke 8:41, 42, 49-55).
      8. Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead (John 11:1-44).
      9. Peter raised Dorcas from the dead (Acts 9:36-41).
      10. Eutychus was raised from the dead by Paul (Acts 20:9, 10).

      So you mean to tell me that these people in the bible are also, how did the OP put it, "two-facedliarwho would make Hillary Clinton blush!".
      You're confused. Elijah and Elisha were proto-Christians, believers living before the time of Christ (James 2:23). We know this because without invoking the Holy Name of Jesus, still they acted in His Authority, for alas, who else has power over death?

      Jesus didn't need to invoke His own name obviously, and Peter and Paul clearly invoked the authority of Jesus, as all True Christians™ are given that power, through faith, which you would know if you were familiar with the passages you posted (Acts 3:16).

      Marcie, on the other hand, was not acting under God's authority so her pretend raising of the dead is a mockery of Christ. It would be as if someone dressed in a linen tunic, harnessed themselves up to high rafters, and had friends pulling on ropes to levitate them, then calling that person the Resurrected Christ because he can "fly," never mind the fact that he's vomiting and defecating all over the crowd gathered below him for his own giggles and grins.

      I could go on and on pointing on more aspects as to why the OP has no ground to stand on when speaking of topics with the bible but I will leave it with those two examples.
      You haven't pointed out a single thing. You've quickly run to Google to find a few Bible verses with certain buzz words. You'll have to do much better than that if you want your opinion to be taken seriously, dear.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

        So about that not everyone is equal thing....https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org...yone-Is-Equal/
        I googled it, that is a link and will give you verses as to why he sees everone as equals.

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        • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

          Originally posted by IPlayOverwatach View Post
          How in the world does Overwatch insult christianity?
          Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! You should find the answers to your question HERE.

          I hope that helps!

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

            This "Torbjorn" is not only from Satan's holiday home of Sweden, but he is also a clear adaptation of the mythical race of squat little degenerates known as "dwarves."

            So this part. Whats with the hating on sweden and dwarves?

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            • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

              Originally posted by IPlayOverwatach View Post
              This "Torbjorn" is not only from Satan's holiday home of Sweden, but he is also a clear adaptation of the mythical race of squat little degenerates known as "dwarves."

              So this part. Whats with the hating on sweden and dwarves?
              Not sure about the dwarves, but Sweden has been discussed here before: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=853

              Perhaps you can start your journey there
              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                Originally posted by IPlayOverwatach View Post
                This "Torbjorn" is not only from Satan's holiday home of Sweden, but he is also a clear adaptation of the mythical race of squat little degenerates known as "dwarves."

                So this part. Whats with the hating on sweden and dwarves?
                God hates Sweden, and dwarfs offend Him so much He'll toss each and every last one of those goofy little devils into Hell without so much as a howdy-do:
                For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
                Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
                Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
                Leviticus 21:18-20
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                  But why does he hate Sweden. And why do dwarves offend him? To me it literally makes no sense. Does he just hate all disabled people or something?

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                  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                    Originally posted by IPlayOverwatach View Post
                    But why does he hate Sweden.
                    Do you see the underline in Mrs. Etheldreda's post? It is called a "hyperlink." It means that if you click there it will take you to the post answering that question.

                    And why do dwarves offend him? To me it literally makes no sense. Does he just hate all disabled people or something?
                    See that red text in Mrs. Etheldreda's post? That is a direct quote from the Holy Bible, and if you read it you'll see that yes, God hates pretty much all disabled people.

                    I hope that was helpful, honey.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

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                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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                    • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                      Originally posted by IPlayOverwatach View Post
                      So about that not everyone is equal thing....https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org...yone-Is-Equal/
                      I googled it, that is a link and will give you verses as to why he sees everone as equals.
                      And every last one of those quotes is talking about CHRISTIANS, or do you really think that stuff about "you are all one in Christ Jesus" applies not only to those who do not believe, but it also applies to those who have never even heard of Jesus?

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                      • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                        This just in, concerned parents and friends in CHRIST, it now confirmed that the Overwatch character "Trucker" is in a sodomite relationship with another sinner. I wish this were mere "fan fiction" but alas it is official. This, along with a new character, Sombrero, an illegal immigrant who has used computery to spread her taco-speak worldwide while dressed as some sort of raveist or dance freak stoned on X or tokeing a k-hole as the kids say. Nothing to see here but a den of vipers.

                        EDIT I got names mixed up, Scimitar is the Hindooess, Sombrero is the wall-jumper. Thank the LORD that both will soon be removed under Trump!
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                        • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                          You are an extremest just like any ISIS soldier. You don't are a fool for believing in "The one true god" you are pissing on others religion. There's no god in the Overwatch world just like our world. Reaper and Widowmaker are bad guys in the Overwatch world. While all the others are fighting for world peace. Overwatch got shut down because they couldn't keep the world out of conflict. You make conclusions that makes no sense whatsoever. Don't you have any respect for Buddha believers they believe in a god just like you. I just got one question for you, Are you serious about what you are saying? And BFMF stands for Bad ass mother fucker, and fan the hammer means shooting as fast as possible with a revolver. The thing about Torbjörn and Sweden was stupid, you are like a femenist, you don't apply logic to whatever you say. You might as well call all Asians brain dead even tho they are the smartest people on earth. Are you a doctor or are you a brain dead idiot. Anyone who can think them self would call you an idiot. Reinhart is not a pervert he is potecting people with a shield and you think of sex. you are without a debt the pervert here. you moron .

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                          • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                            Originally posted by Henry Poppendorfer View Post
                            This just in, concerned parents and friends in CHRIST, it now confirmed that the Overwatch character "Trucker" is in a sodomite relationship with another sinner. I wish this were mere "fan fiction" but alas it is official. This, along with a new character, Scimitar, an illegal immigrant who has used computery to spread her taco-speak worldwide while dressed as some sort of raveist or dance freak stoned on X or tokeing a k-hole as the kids say. Nothing to see here but a den of vipers.
                            O Come Lord Jesus.
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                              Originally posted by Shyxguy View Post
                              What about Mathew 26:52 But Jesus said to him "Put your sword in its place, for who take the sword will perish by the sword".

                              Now I could quote this one verse and leave it at that, as you have done but first lets take a moment to read a bit farther in context. Mathew 10:34-36 "Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword. For I have come to 'set a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law'; and 'a man's enemies will be those of his own household'"
                              This sounds to me as Jesus not meaning he is against peace but rather that he is spliting the world from the believers and the nonbelievers.

                              Mathew 26:52-54
                              "And suddenly, one of those who were with Jesus stretched out his hand and drew his sword, struck the servant of the high priest, and cut off his ear. But Jesus said to him, "Put your sword in its place, for all who take the sword will perish by the sword. Or do you think that I cannot now pray to My Father, and He will provide Me with more than twelve legions of angels? How then could the Scriptures be fulfilled, that it must happen thus?"" In this he speaks of a physical sword.

                              Here is the
                              fallacy in asserting that Jesus was not a man of peace, Jesus spoke many times in a figurative tongue and in doing so there are misreprisentaions of a single verse being used to encompass the entire message that Jesus spoke.
                              And how do you get a peaceful man from that? He basically says put your sword down or I'll bring many more. And I will kill you. He is threatening the guy with the sword.


                              Oh, these hippies... Do you want so hard Jesus to be peaceful. Luckily he is not.
                              1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                                Right, you all keep refering to the bible as if its proof of God existing instead of actual evidence to prove a point. I was going to try and not be an ass but some of you are just downright condesending to the point where i dont care.

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