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  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10275

    #31
    Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

    Originally posted by Zonic405 View Post
    Oh ya and atheism isn't a religion. We don't hate god. We don't beleive him how could we hate him? Oh one more thing. Is it true that a christian muderer can go to heaven, but an atheist who has done nothing but good in his life goes to... the place? *bleep* you all.
    Miss Zonic,

    An atheist cannot do good. It is by definition impossible. The definition is as follows:

    Psalms 14:1
    (To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.


    And, you are right. Unbelievers are doomed.

    John 3:18
    He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.



    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • Zonic405
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      • Dec 2017
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      #32
      Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

      id rather be in hell, then with a homophobic god.

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      • Elmer G. White
        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
         
        • Apr 2014
        • 10275

        #33
        Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

        Originally posted by Zonic405 View Post
        Oh ya and atheism isn't a religion. We don't hate god. We don't beleive him how could we hate him? Oh one more thing. Is it true that a christian muderer can go to heaven, but an atheist who has done nothing but good in his life goes to... the place? *bleep* you all.
        Ok, you don't believe in God.
        Originally posted by Zonic405 View Post
        id rather be in hell, then with a homophobic god.
        I am afraid that the afterlives are not sequential. You can't be first in Hell and then with God. However, I am pleased that you discarded your atheism so rapidly. You now are now on equal terms with the demons. There is still hope!

        James 2:19
        Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.



        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #34
          Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

          Originally posted by Zonic405 View Post
          you people disgust me.
          Have you ever considered dear, that you disgust Jesus and we're only trying to help you not be so repulsive before His Divine and Merciful Eyes? We're trying to help so you can avoid an eternity of damnation based on your unwillingness to believe the events recorded in the Holy Bible are all 100% Truth®.


          You see, to Jesus, an unregenerated soul such as yours is so disgusting that He calls them "filthy rags" (Isaiah 64:6). These rags refer to menstrual rages. Long before sanitary napkins were invented, women would retreat to menstrual huts to endure Satan's Waterfall every month. Women who were travelling, like Rebecca (Genesis 31:34-35), would sit on a pile of rags to soak up the menstrual blood. I imagine their slaves would then wash them out either at the end of the day or at the end of the trip, after all it's not like Israel had a Walmart in which one could purchase a new pile of rags every month.


          Imagine how disgusting that would have been, schlepping around a burlap sack full of bloody rags, attracting flies, and at night bugs and bats and rats. Imagine the foul smell, the growing pile of dirty rags as the week goes on. Imagine having to then wash those rags out, beating them up against rocks days, if not weeks of drying out.


          This, my dear, is how Jesus sees you.


          Who do you think deserves more sympathy? A bunch of "gamers" who wish nothing more than to mock and ridicule Christ and reject His temporary sacrifice made to fulfill a contract made on their behalf without their consent, or Jesus - who suffered a very bad weekend on your behalf?


          I say this in Christian Love:


          Stop being so disgusting yourself, and learn the Truth®.


          Welcome to the forums!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #35
            Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

            Originally posted by Zonic405 View Post
            you people disgust me. You make accusations on people with NO PROOF whatsoever. Heathens = a song for a movie. ride = taking time in life before death and stressed out = missing the "good old days" of their childhood. If being stressed was truly a sin, then why does the bible exist? Besides. a random guy could rape someone and get ridiculed, but a pope can do it and it's fine. Because the little girl "had a demon in themselves. There is no god or jesus and you have no proof either way.
            Such seething hate friend, in this month, Holiest of months, when we celebrate the coming of Christ, the Birth of the Holy Ghost and the begi9nning of the countdown to the Rapture©.
            John 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

            1st John 3:2 Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.

            Romans 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.

            You also need to realize this:
            1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
            1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
            1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

            Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
            Jude 1:17
            But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
            Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
            Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

            Finally, consider what He teaches us with these poignant and beautiful, words:
            2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

            2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

            Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

            Jeremiah 36:2 Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day.

            John 5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.

            I'll pray for your worthless soul. While it may not do you any good, it is a credit that goes in my permanent record in Heaven.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #36
              Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

              Originally posted by Zonic405 View Post
              id rather be in hell, then with a homophobic god.
              Be careful what you wish for.
              Consider this:
              You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

              You're dead
              Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
              As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
              Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

              Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Zonic405
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                • Dec 2017
                • 6

                #37
                Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

                I love how you guys put tm after save XD

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                • Zonic405
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                  • Dec 2017
                  • 6

                  #38
                  Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

                  Okay well. Could I just put up a friendly argument of why twenty one pilots done equel profligates?

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #39
                    Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

                    Originally posted by Zonic405 View Post
                    Okay well. Could I just put up a friendly argument of why twenty one pilots done equel profligates?
                    I'd much rather see a friendly testimony! I want to hear all about how you best serve Christ in your day-to-day life! How has He changed you and remade you into His Own Special Flesh-Puppet?




                    Some *real* music to inspire you!

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Zonic405
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                      • Dec 2017
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                      #40
                      Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

                      okay, well. The truth is I am becoming christian. And twenty one pilots are the ones who made me that way. Tyler joseph's songs included just like yesterday (About the rapture) Save (About confessing to jesus and asking to be saved) Drown (About being washed of his sins) And many more! You could call twenty one pilots a semi-christian band

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #41
                        Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

                        Originally posted by Zonic405 View Post
                        You could call twenty one pilots a semi-christian band
                        Not if one had any integrity, or knowledge of the Holy Bible. Is this band your source for the Christian faith? Have you read the Word of God? Are you familiar with Jesus' plan for your life?
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12993

                          #42
                          Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

                          Originally posted by Zonic405 View Post
                          okay, well. The truth is I am becoming christian. And twenty one pilots are the ones who made me that way. Tyler joseph's songs included just like yesterday (About the rapture) Save (About confessing to jesus and asking to be saved) Drown (About being washed of his sins) And many more! You could call twenty one pilots a semi-christian band
                          I'm afraid, dear, that being a semi-Christian is kinda like being semi-virgin.

                          You either follow all law as ordered by Jesus:

                          James 2: For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

                          Or you don't. Hence, you either go to Heaven or to Hell. No middle ground, there.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Ian M.
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                            • Apr 2018
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                            #43
                            Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

                            I appreciate that you study these things. But I must say you definitely did not study Twenty øne piløts enough. They were raised in Christian homes. Josh Dun was raised with no video games, or rock music. Tyler was homeschooled. I notice you keep talking about there lyrics. You completely skipped over songs like “Goner”, “Before You Start Your Day”, “A Car, a Torch, a Death”, “Addict with a Pen”, “March to the Sea”, “The Judge” and more, that are about God and Christianity. Even Heavydirtysoul, the main lyric of the song is “Can you save my heavydirtysoul?” He’s asking for salvation because he’s a sinner with a hard heart. Not hard to figure out. Other lyrics include: “I began to understand why God died.” And “I want to know you. I want to see. I want to say hello” And many many more. Tyler Joseph also has a tattoo that translates to John 16:33 on his arm. By the way, Tyler Joseph has also preformed other recent songs outside of TØP. Like “Lord of Glory”. https://youtu.be/oqv0HijLmmo And more. There is so much more I could tell you about their Christian faith. But I just thought I’d leave you with some food for thought. Because it seems like you no nothing about the members of the band. Listen to the song and the link and tell me again that they worship Satan. They worship Jesus Christ. God bless!

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                            • Elmer G. White
                              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                               
                              • Apr 2014
                              • 10275

                              #44
                              Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

                              Originally posted by Ian M. View Post
                              ...Tyler Joseph also has a tattoo that translates to John 16:33 on his arm...
                              Mr. Ian,

                              A person that is totally unknown to me has a tattoo. That is enough because it means that that person is not of God.

                              Leviticus 19:28
                              Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I [am] the LORD.

                              Your interest in this "thing" (is it a game or a band or whatever, a True Christian(tm) has deemed it harmful and that is all I need to know) is also a distraction. You should concentrate on Jesus and only on Jesus and Prayer.

                              Luke 10:41-42
                              And Jesus answered and said unto her, Martha, Martha, thou art careful and troubled about many things: But one thing is needful: and Mary hath chosen that good part, which shall not be taken away from her.

                              One thing is needful. One only. Jesus. Only by realizing that and doing what God tells us to do (Fear and Obey: Ecclesiastes 12:13) can one star to call oneself a Christian.


                              Your in Christ,

                              Elmer
                              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                              • Ian M.
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                                #45
                                Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country!

                                Josh Dun on intercession:

                                (midget porn video removed)

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