[Liljagare]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

The burning hamster is in the bible, just look at the right passages..

You just have to read the right passages to see, that this minecraft, will cause the burning hamster to come and eat your soul..

Pages litteration:

Old testament:STJV:The first book of Moses
1:1, second word, second letter: H
2:1, third word, third letter: E
2:8, third word, first letter: L
2:18, third word, first letter: L

4:19:second word, sixth letter: H
4:25:second word, first letter: A
5:3: second word, fourth letter: M
6:5:third word, first letter: S
7:1:fifth word, third letter: T
7:7:third word, third letter: E
13:1:second word, third letter: R


It's right there in Genesis, book of moses, if you add those literations up and divide by 66, you also get the number 666, which I think we all know, what that means!!!

I am sure as I dwell further into this, that I will find that everyone who doesn't read and follow the STJ, are also doomed and will burn, the modern version obviously is faulty and not the word of our lord and saviour... As the same words and letters by subtractions and matrixication also give the number 666.

I also think that you by reading this, if I look correctly in the psalms of Asaph, you will also burn, because you are not really giving your worth to the lord proper!!

BEWARE THE HAMSTER! I TOLD YOU SO!!! YOU DIDN'T LISTEN, NOW YOU ARE DAMNED!!!!!

Zechariah 4:1

[looking4mybrain]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

The burning hamster is in the bible, just look at the right passages..

You just have to read the right passages to see, that this minecraft, will cause the burning hamster to come and eat your soul..

Pages litteration:

Old testament:STJV:The first book of Moses
1:1, second word, second letter: H
2:1, third word, third letter: E
2:8, third word, first letter: L
2:18, third word, first letter: L

4:19:second word, sixth letter: H
4:25:second word, first letter: A
5:3: second word, fourth letter: M
6:5:third word, first letter: S
7:1:fifth word, third letter: T
7:7:third word, third letter: E
13:1:second word, third letter: R


It's right there in Genesis, book of moses, if you add those literations up and divide by 66, you also get the number 666, which I think we all know, what that means!!!

I am sure as I dwell further into this, that I will find that everyone who doesn't read and follow the STJ, are also doomed and will burn, the modern version obviously is faulty and not the word of our lord and saviour... As the same words and letters by subtractions and matrixication also give the number 666.

I also think that you by reading this, if I look correctly in the psalms of Asaph, you will also burn, because you are not really giving your worth to the lord proper!!

BEWARE THE HAMSTER! I TOLD YOU SO!!! YOU DIDN'T LISTEN, NOW YOU ARE DAMNED!!!!!

Zechariah 4:1

Oh you Landoverites and your conspiracy theories! LOL!

[Nobar King]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

If there was ever any question about the dangers of Minecraft, see what kind of effect it has on a pre-teen in Godforsaken Australia when its parents use it as a surrogate babysitter.

[looking4mybrain]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

That's World of Warcraft. That is very different. World of Warcraft is about slaying hordes of enemies. Minecraft is about building. Two different things.

[Nobar King]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Minecraft, Warcraft, what's the difference? I can't keep up with this stuff.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

That's World of Warcraft. That is very different. World of Warcraft is about slaying hordes of enemies. Minecraft is about building. Two different things.

World of Warcraft has monsters trying to kill you, Minecraft has monsters trying to kill you. Also in both games you can collect weapons to kill the monsters. So I fail to see the difference.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy


Everyone should stop playing minecraft and start playing Sandcraft™.


Sandcraft™ is now the official TrueChristian™ alternative to minecraft!

Play it here:

Sandcraft™

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Oh you Landoverites and your conspiracy theories! LOL!

Hey, I take offense to this. It's not our fault that the crazy conspiracy theorists come here to try and disprove the Bible, or to tell us that God has told them some secret stuff personally. Complain to Obama about putting computers into mental hospitals. The last thing these people need is to be able to get on the internet and confirm their craziness.

The only "Landoverites" are the True Christians(TM) second comes the Forum Members, but unsaved trash are allowed on here until they either get so crazy they're banned or prove themselves worthy of being a forum member.

[looking4mybrain]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Hey, I take offense to this. It's not our fault that the crazy conspiracy theorists come here to try and disprove the Bible, or to tell us that God has told them some secret stuff personally. Complain to Obama about putting computers into mental hospitals. The last thing these people need is to be able to get on the internet and confirm their craziness.

The only "Landoverites" are the True Christians™ second comes the Forum Members, but unsaved trash are allowed on here until they either get so crazy they're banned or prove themselves worthy of being a forum member.

Sorry I said that, but can you see the misunderstanding? Just last week, I saw someone driving a large truck through Wal-Mart, with a sign on the back of the truck that said "The end is near! The Mayans knew it too! Repent, for Jesus is Lord!"

[looking4mybrain]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Hey, I take offense to this. It's not our fault that the crazy conspiracy theorists come here to try and disprove the Bible, or to tell us that God has told them some secret stuff personally. Complain to Obama about putting computers into mental hospitals. The last thing these people need is to be able to get on the internet and confirm their craziness.

The only "Landoverites" are the True Christians™ second comes the Forum Members, but unsaved trash are allowed on here until they either get so crazy they're banned or prove themselves worthy of being a forum member.

Sorry I said that, but can you see the misunderstanding? Just last week, I saw someone driving a large truck through Wal-Mart, with a sign on the back of the truck that said "The end is near! The Mayans knew it too! Repent, for Jesus is Lord!"

P.S. that whole sandcraft thing will never replace Minecraft. I'm sorry about that, but its true. Hey, you can also build stuff like churches in that game. I made a cathedral. Now I'm going to make a replica of the Great Pyramids of Giza.

P.P.S Cranky Old Man, what is up with "masturbating over his creation?" Its art. Did Leonardo Da Vinci masterbate ove HIS art. NO. Neither did Vincent van Gogh or Claude Monet. What makes you think the guy is masterbating?

[Gatorade666]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Dear Brother Cranky,

Do you happen to know, how exactly one starts a Minecraft server? I think it is very important that I go online to warn all these innocent children! "Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward." (Psalm 127:3)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

I'm pretty sure you'd just go there to rape said children, not warn them.

[Bob4God]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Gatorade, are you here for any particular reason? Would you care to explain why you want to badger a quiet community of humble Christians?

[looking4mybrain]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Gatorade, are you here for any particular reason? Would you care to explain why you want to badger a quiet community of humble Christians?

QUIET community?!?!? I found this place because you were going all over youtube, twitter, facebook, etc. You've also been an advocate for every stereotype in existance. I believe you just broke the commandment "thou shalt not lie".

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

QUIET community?!?!? I found this place because you were going all over youtube, twitter, facebook, etc. You've also been an advocate for every stereotype in existance. I believe you just broke the commandment "thou shalt not lie".

Bob4God is a respected member of our community. How dare you accusing him of lying! You would not even be allowed to polish his shoos!

This is a peaceful community of True Christians(tm)!

[looking4mybrain]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Why would I want to polish your shoes? That would be an act of servitude, something I would only do for a person I RESPECT.