[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

This is not a gay pickup joint. This is a Christian forum. If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

Pastor Ezekiel, thank you for diverting this sodomite's advances away from me.

While it's true that I have given up my queerness by literally spitting Satan's seed out of my body and accepting the sweet, sweet love of Our Lord Jesus Christ in its place, that's no excuse for allowing temptation to gain a foothold on this rock of faith!



YiC,

Zech

[Napalm96]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

This is not a gay pickup joint. This is a Christian forum. If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

Bahahahaha nothing about "come at me bro" is a gay pickup. Maybe you should catch up with the rest of the world there, buddy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Bahahahaha nothing about "come at me bro" is a gay pickup. Maybe you should catch up with the rest of the world there, buddy.

If "catching up" with the rest of the world means spending my time on my knees at truckstops like you unsaved queers do, no thanks.

I'll stick with worshiping Jesus.

[Napalm96]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

If "catching up" with the rest of the world means spending my time on my knees at truckstops like you unsaved queers do, no thanks.

I'll stick with worshiping Jesus.

Cool story bro. Maybe if you pulled your head out of 'Gods' ass, maybe you can experience the real world, instead of imagining someone from a book. SOOOO yeah

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

What's with all this "bro" nonsense?

[Napalm96]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

What's with all this "bro" nonsense?

Bro = my god. My "bro" is god. Or Buddha. Either way, thats cool.

[jackpawt883]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

bro, these god-fags are so fucking mad. their "god" doesn't even exist
religious wars are fights of who has the best imaginary friend.

[Napalm96]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

bro, these god-fags are so piffleing mad. their "god" doesn't even exist
religious wars are fights of who has the best imaginary friend.

Bro, I know. These guys called Buddha a "fat china-man". I thought it was against Christianity to label people, as their "god" doesn't judge. loltheymad. Also, i find it ridiculous that italians are christian, when they killed jebuzors.

[jackpawt883]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

these godfags think "come at me bro" is a gay pickup line
lololtotes.
COME FUCK ME HARD.
oh, and in the bible it says god sent his only son to earth, but at the same time we're all his children, making us all girls in gods eyes. which being a lesbian is banned, but if we're all girls in god's eyes, THEN explain that, christianfags.

that book was written 2000 years ago, shit is outdated

[jackpawt883]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

these idiots are all HURP DERP YOURE THE DEVIL AND SO ARE BLACK PEOPLE.
if i saw jesus and he was real i'd throw up blood onto him and i'd play morte et dabo by asking alexandria.

heres the lyrics for you godfags

So he came forth and said unto me:
[irrelevancies deleted]
What a way to end the world.

[jackpawt883]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

you faggots
[possible porno link removed]

THERE
LISTEN TO THAT OU DUMB[toilet-mouth deleted]

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Hey, jackpawt883 and Napalm96 . This isn't a fag sex site. You obviously fancy each other, just swap addresses and sod off.

YIC

Jack

[HTannor]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

bro, these god-fags are so piffleing mad. their "god" doesn't even exist.

Bro, I know.

these godfags think "come at me bro" is a gay pickup line

these idiots are....

you faggots....

What an interesting discussion you two are having.

I'm detecting one with distinct homeristic tendencies, and the other using the negroidal term "Bro."

Are both of you spades of the queer persuasion?


If so, we have excellent Ex-Gay™ and Ex-Negro™ programs that have proven quite successful at getting those tendencies cured.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I honestly dont understand your point with that last quote, it is not Notch who wrote it so why does it matter?

That's Notch's blog. Are you suggesting someone hacked it to write about Notch's masturbation addiction?

[Adam the fool]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

WOW. I doubt pedos have the time to play this game. 2nd, Blocks aren't mocking god.. It's not like in minecraft they tell you in the beginning of the game that this game is meant to mock god. NO they don't do that, this is why I don't go to church anymore. Video Games such as Minecraft are normally played out of boredom. So apparantly, I will be going to hell because I played minecraft, angry birds, and portal 2? That makes no sense at all. If you're a true christian, you wouldn't criticize other people. It doesn't matter if they play minecraft or not. I'm sure God wouldn't approve of all this hatred you guys typed.