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  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by ilovemcdonalds View Post
    furries are love. give me mcdonalds or i will never rape your children and wemon ever
    A. Can you please type a sentence with decent grammar and spelling so we can understand just what the Hades you're trying to say? I've seen 5 year olds who can construct a sentence better.


    B. Can you please give us an introduction so we can know something about you besides the fact you love McDonald's?
    Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
    1 Corinthians 11:13

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    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
      B. Can you please give us an introduction so we can know something about you besides the fact you love McDonald's?
      Dear Dana, I'm afraid the fact that this poor soul is obsessed with McDonald's, tells us all we need to know: this poor kid is morbidly obese, has already developed diabetes, and will die at the age of 35 from a heart attack.




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      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        Look, your rants are good n' all, but the characters of TF2 aren't gay . . . before you rant and comment about something, you need to understand it first, secondly, as Jesus put it in the King James Version of the Bible in Leviticus Chapter 19 Verse 15 "Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgement: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbor." Now I don't know about you, but I don't think any of us human beings are righteous in any sense of the word. The only true righteous human that ever existed was Jesus, and he is up in heaven now. So, I don't want to say "Know your place", but Know your place, woman.

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        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          I'd say she should be glad her son enjoys TF2, Instead of "Rapelay." The objective of that game is literally to stalk 2 girls, and rape them . . . But it is a good thing that game is banned.

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          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by Another Christian View Post
            Look, your rants are good n' all, but the characters of TF2 aren't gay . . . before you rant and comment about something, you need to understand it first, secondly, as Jesus put it in the King James Version of the Bible in Leviticus Chapter 19 Verse 15 "Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgement: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbor." Now I don't know about you, but I don't think any of us human beings are righteous in any sense of the word. The only true righteous human that ever existed was Jesus, and he is up in heaven now. So, I don't want to say "Know your place", but Know your place, woman.
            Speak for yourself, Another False Christian. Jesus promised I would be Righteous, delivered from temptation of sin. I don't know about you, but I Trust Jesus to mean what He says and say what He means.
            We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not;
            but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
            1st John 5:18
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              Originally posted by Another Christian View Post
              I'd say she should be glad her son enjoys TF2, Instead of "Rapelay." The objective of that game is literally to stalk 2 girls, and rape them . . . But it is a good thing that game is banned.
              If the game ends with the rapist paying the father of the girl the 50 shekels, well then is more Biblical than this TF2 thing you are defending.
              1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                If the game ends with the rapist paying the father of the girl the 50 shekels, well then is more Biblical than this TF2 thing you are defending.

                Look, I don't know about you, but, he never got married to the girl he raped. That man most likely never talked about God, I bet. And Team Fortress 2 constantly makes phrases that Allude to God's Existence. As a matter of fact, the Soldier in TF2 is Christian. So I would highly suggest you do some research before talking about how "Team Fortress 2 is not Christian"


                Second off, That man RAPED women, and wasn't even married to them. I bet he didn't even get married to them during the game. Not only did he do it to just one woman, but he did it to two women. That is Mormonism. God tells his men to take only 1 wife, not multiple women. You have no idea what you are trying to defend. The only reason why you defend that game is because you just want to try and take another stab at Team Fortress 2. There is a reason why Rapelay is banned in the United States, and Team Fortress 2 isn't.

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                • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Speak for yourself, Another False Christian. Jesus promised I would be Righteous, delivered from temptation of sin. I don't know about you, but I Trust Jesus to mean what He says and say what He means.
                  We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not;
                  but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
                  1st John 5:18
                  Who are you to judge me, while you are sinful in nature too. Jesus tells us that we are all Sinful by nature. Saying you are righteous is a lie, and lie is a sin. Christianity is the only religion that explains we are saved by faith, and that is what makes us the true religion. If you think we are saved by good works, you are dead wrong, and you will rot in hell. From the King James Bible Verse Galatians 3:10 "For as many as are of the works of the law are under the curse . . . " People who trust in their works, and have pride are condemned. You talk about being humble yet you condemn me for explaining everyone is a sinner. You take pride in condemning "Unsaved Trash" when maybe you are the true sinner that is unsaved.

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                  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    Originally posted by Another Christian View Post
                    I'd say she should be glad her son enjoys TF2, Instead of "Rapelay." The objective of that game is literally to stalk 2 girls, and rape them . . . But it is a good thing that game is banned.
                    "Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel." (Isaiah 7:14, KJV)

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                    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      Originally posted by Orthodoxy View Post
                      "Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel." (Isaiah 7:14, KJV)

                      Thanks for the bible verse for the day, this is a good quote especially since Christmas is coming up.

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                      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by Another Christian View Post
                        Who are you to judge me,
                        Dear me... someone else has been sleeping through Bible class:

                        1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
                        1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?


                        May I suggest that if you think the Bible contains exactly your opinions, that you refrain from preaching His Word, because it is beginning to sound like your word.


                        This may interest you: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...07&postcount=3



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                        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Dear me... someone else has been sleeping through Bible class:

                          1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
                          1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?


                          May I suggest that if you think the Bible contains exactly your opinions, that you refrain from preaching His Word, because it is beginning to sound like your word.


                          This may interest you: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...07&postcount=3




                          I am not the world, if I am classified as the world, then I can say the same about you. Secondly, you are nothing close to an angel. Just because you are a Pastor, does not mean you are an Angel. The Pastor's job is to help lead the flock of Christians to the light. You aren't helping at all, if anything you are hindering the flock to rage. Your organization stands for hatred and judgement. Your website labels anyone who joins as "Unsaved Trash". We humans are not the ones to judge, but God is the one who will judge the world. We Christians are meant to spread the word of God. Also, you are not nearly close to a Saint. You are just a pastor. The bible verses you used show how prideful you are.


                          Just because you are a pastor doesn't mean your teachings are perfect.

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                          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Originally posted by Another Christian View Post
                            ...Just because you are a pastor doesn't mean your teachings are perfect.
                            Simply uttering that sentence shows how little you understand of Christianity, as defined by the Bible, and how desperately you're trying to force others to accept your replacement for it.

                            If his teachings did not align 100% with the Bible, he would not be a pastor here. Therefore, either his teachings are perfect or you disagree with the Bible, which makes you not a Christian.

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                            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              Simply uttering that sentence shows how little you understand of Christianity, as defined by the Bible, and how desperately you're trying to force others to accept your replacement for it.

                              If his teachings did not align 100% with the Bible, he would not be a pastor here. Therefore, either his teachings are perfect or you disagree with the Bible, which makes you not a Christian.

                              You forget that all of us are human. We all sin, whether we like it or not. And this man has not been acting like Jesus. Jesus is the man who washed our feet, he served so he would show us how we should serve others. This man has not shown me how to be humble, nor how I should serve others, therefore his teachings are not perfect.

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                              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by Another Christian View Post
                                I am not the world, if I am classified as the world, then I can say the same about you. Secondly, you are nothing close to an angel. Just because you are a Pastor, does not mean you are an Angel.
                                Of course not. Have you ever heard of the concept of a parable?

                                The Pastor's job is to help lead the flock of Christians to the light.
                                And here at Landover Baptist we are very thankful to Pastor Bathfire for doing just that.

                                You aren't helping at all, if anything you are hindering the flock to rage. Your organization stands for hatred and judgement.
                                Sweetie, don't blame the messenger. We are simply conveying the Word of God as written in the Holy Bible.

                                Your website labels anyone who joins as "Unsaved Trash". We humans are not the ones to judge,
                                Wrong.

                                We Christians are meant to spread the word of God.
                                That's exactly what we are doing, sweetie!

                                Also, you are not nearly close to a Saint. You are just a pastor. The bible verses you used show how prideful you are.
                                Please stop bearing false witness. God hates you for it (Proverbs 6:16-19).

                                Just because you are a pastor doesn't mean your teachings are perfect.
                                But he is a True Christian™ pastor, whim means his teachings are 100% based on the Bible, which means they are perfect.

                                Originally posted by Another Christian View Post
                                You forget that all of us are human. We all sin, whether we like it or not.
                                Except for True Christians™. The Bible tells us that we are perfect.
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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