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  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Mr. Dedede, it looks to me that you are having a difficult time making the adjustment from the direct communication of your caregivers in that Special School of yours, to the more subtle, socially savvy communication of the real world. I see that in only ten posts, your little reputation bar alerts everyone to the general feeling of disdain you create among those who are unfortunate enough to interact with you. Don't you think it might be a good idea to simply stop before you dig yourself a hole so big you wake up in China?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by Queen Dedede View Post
      please give me a scripture that supports that God hates TF2.
      M't:5:5: Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
      M't:5:9: Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

      M't:5:21: Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment:
      M't:5:22: But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

      M't:5:43: Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
      M't:5:44: But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;


      Team Fortress says the opposite of the above. OK? If you want to play TF like a Christian, you must meekly accept anything your enemy says or does. Your enemy's punishment will be in Hell and you get a trip to heaven.
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      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        Let me put this as bluntly as possible:

        TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS NOT SATANIC. IT IS NOT ANTI-CHRISTIAN. IT IS JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT! The makers of this game weren't trying to make it satanic or anti-Christian! They we're trying to make it fun and enjoyable! This is NOT meant to offend Christians! Believe me, I am a Christian and I play TF2 and I'm still a Christian!

        Please stop bashing on this game. If you don't like, ignore it and do something else.

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        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          Originally posted by Queen Dedede View Post
          ...Please stop bashing on this game. If you don't like, ignore it and do something else.
          Dear Sinner,

          How could we look away when we see people in distress because of this game? Their souls are at risk and the peril is infinitely great. Hell! We have seen countless people turn away and ignore these hazards. The gamers might not know it but from the spiritual viewpoint they just lie battered in a ditch waiting for someone to help them.

          The help is nigh. It is us.

          Luke 10:31-34
          And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side. And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked [on him], and passed by on the other side. But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion [on him], And went to [him], and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.

          The false Christians are the Joo priests and Levites of today. Only we as True Christians(tm) are the persecuted Samaritans who still persist and care.


          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by Queen Dedede View Post
            Let me put this as bluntly as possible:

            TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS NOT SATANIC. IT IS NOT ANTI-CHRISTIAN. IT IS JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT! The makers of this game weren't trying to make it satanic or anti-Christian! They we're trying to make it fun and enjoyable! This is NOT meant to offend Christians! Believe me, I am a Christian and I play TF2 and I'm still a Christian!
            By whose authority do you make such a claim?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              Are you serious lady? You blame your sons actions a game? Maybe you should try and find out if there is any other problems causing the behavior instead of allowing humanity's greatest flaw flourish and worsen

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              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

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                Originally posted by senor-taco View Post
                Are you serious lady? You blame your sons actions a game? Maybe you should try and find out if there is any other problems causing the behavior instead of allowing humanity's greatest flaw flourish and worsen
                Dear Mr. Taco

                I have never played this game, nor shall I ever play it. I have no need to try this Fortress. I already have one.

                Psalms 91:2
                I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.

                Psalms 144:2
                My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me.


                I have my Team in my Fortress: Jesus, angels and my Faithful Brethren in Christ. You and the other players of this Interwebs game are also part of a team. That is the team of Satan and Demons. They have a goal, verily, they do.

                Amos 5:9
                That strengtheneth the spoiled against the strong, so that the spoiled shall come against the fortress.


                The spoiled youth of our time fighting against Lord Jesus, our Fortress. That is why we are constantly vigilant and seek for new threats against our Hope ready to fight them. The outcome is crystal clear. Jesus shall be victorious.

                Revelation 20:3
                And cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled: and after that he must be loosed a little season.




                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Originally posted by senor-taco View Post
                  Are you serious lady? You blame your sons actions a game? Maybe you should try and find out if there is any other problems causing the behavior instead of allowing humanity's greatest flaw flourish and worsen
                  Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus. And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                  I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    Originally posted by BaseballMom67 View Post
                    hi all

                    first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

                    as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

                    i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

                    first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



                    as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

                    there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

                    they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

                    i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

                    if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

                    hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

                    -baseballmom67
                    Such a weak argument....,
                    The doctor stuff you were mentioning is the Heavy attempting to protect the doctor.
                    The soldier is mentally insane.
                    They don't look threatening, they are supposed to look tough. Your son is 15, wait till he is 16, then let him play violent video games.

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                    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      I think you're getting the wrong picture of this godly community Queen Dedede. If you just see how much we are oppressed, your experience on this forum might be much better.

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                      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by Tyrone Albert View Post
                        I think you're getting the wrong picture of this godly community Queen Dedede. If you just see how much we are oppressed, your experience on this forum might be much better.
                        What watermelon patch did you pop up out of, boy?

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                        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          I'm a gay, autistic, deaf black man who takes offence to this. You fat ***insults removed by moderator***

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                          • Re: TF2 is OKAY!!!

                            Originally posted by Javyer View Post
                            The game is based in 1980. The soldier is an idiot, and he only know about fighting. He just say things that he doesn't got clear and he heard someday at a random discussion and try to say it to motivate the team. He may not know god or may not care, but saying something like "God can kill you all, let's beat him" is a motivational speach, even if it's totally wrong.

                            The phrase "I love this doctor" means to the fact of being healed, you can say I love this car because it's big, in their way it would be "I love this doctor because it heals me". It's nothing gay.

                            The phrase "Get behind me, Doctor!" could be explained this way "Doctor, while you heal me of the bullet that I'm receibing, get behind me so they won't hurt you". What it's gay about it?




                            From left to right: Pyro, has a rubber suit to protect himself from fire(really gay, right?), Engineer(remember that the game is based around 1970-1980), Spy(he hide his identity and disguise as another players), Heavy(a man with a big killing machine), Sniper, Scout(he is thin so he can run fast), Soldier, Demoman(drunk explosive proffesional) and Medic(he is german)
                            I totally agree, isn't it funny that the people that talk the most sense on any of these websites gets banned almost immediately? Also, isn't it just strange that this website blocks anyone with an argument. That is almost the same as if I just totally killed anyone because they do not like vanilla ice cream. This website is garbage, the people on here are a bunch of redneck, Conservative racists, and this guy is one of the only hopes for the people on the website. Yet, you ban him. Gee, I guess different opinions are wrong. God only gave us free will so that we could be censors on the internet, great. What a nice guy.
                            Maybe instead of focusing all of the problems that the church and your spoiled children have, focus on those less fortunate. Help those in need, it says so in the Bible. I may not believe in it, but that does not mean I can't be a good person. Donate to a charity, not a church who already has enough money. Gods word may need to be spread, but not until you have fixed everyone's problems and proved to them that you are compassionate, then they might think that your God may be the right one. Try helping, not hating, just some advice.
                            IF ADMIN BANS ME I WILL JUST COME BACK WITH A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT.

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                            • Re: TF2 is OKAY!!!

                              Friend, we are not 'rednecks', we are Christians. Not all Christians are stupid truck drivers from Kentucky. Why you people insult others is mean and cruel. What is wrong with you?
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Re: TF2 is OKAY!!!

                                Originally posted by athiestleftist View Post
                                IF ADMIN BANS ME I WILL JUST COME BACK WITH A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT.
                                That is tantamount to hacking under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (18 U.S.C. § 1030).

                                On the plus side, many people do find Jesus Christ in prison, so maybe your criminal activities will actually lead you to Christ

                                Pro-tip: when in prison, do insist on the KJV 1611 Bible otherwise it will all have been for naught (*)

                                (*) Not to be confused with your current naughtY lifestyle.
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22
                                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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