[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Wondering what my username is about? You're the reason I joined. I'm here to correct your horrendous misconception....

Well, I wasn't particularly wondering about your username, but thank you for explaining it! I'm not sure what all you were talking about, it was a bit long winded for me and it lost my attention. I found myself daydreaming about the day the LORD will return and then I got to thinking, should I wear bloomers under my skirts even in the summer time so as not to tempt people on the ground when I am lifted into the sky (1 Thessalonians 4:17)? But then I thought, they are already unsaved, so one more temptation can't do any damage, and bloomers are awfully hot, but then again, do I want my derriere exposed to all those still on the ground as I pass by their upper story windows and such? Would I be embarrassed, or would I be too excited to meet my LORD for the first time, face to face? And I recalled what Brother O'fagan said about leaving the windows open in case the LORD comes "like a thief in the night" actually at night, and how cold it gets in the winter time, but to be caught in my home because my windows are closed would be a terrible shame indeed. But then my daydream was interrupted by the gas fire on the stove, so I had to run and take care of that. Now I'm back.

Anyway, welcome to our friendly forums! Please introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! Be sure to read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it. Landover Baptist's universal declaration of rights on our forum can be found HERE.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

So you're queer and you play Team Fortress 2 (or whatever number they're up to)

Doesn't that prove our point?

[James Hutchins]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

... wow, ... tl;dr..... It's horrible.

Welcome friend. I am so sorry to see everything is terrible for you. Do you know, if you'd let Jesus in your life, it would not be the cesspool it is.
Stop being so hateful. Donate to LBC. Feel the Joy of Jesus.

I happened to notice your cute username.

I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[I1SFAG]

Retards c:

I am usually tolerant to religion,

but you are all fucking retarded.


This entire forum is retarded. Your smilies are racist and offensive, such as and

But I am just astounded about how racist you all are because of this one:



Holy shit. You are the most racist people, and I hope you all die in a hole.

Also, I love TF2, you are overreacting, and I hope you all get anally raped.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Retards c:

I am usually tolerant to religion,

but you are all piffleing retarded.
...

Enjoy hell.

[SD the fool]

Re: Retards c:

He is not going to heaven because he disagrees with you and your horribly racist church? That's not a nice thing to say. It's not your decision on who goes to Heaven or not, It's God's decision. Also TF2 Rocks! I can't take your church seriously because of their intense right-wing, racist, unscientific beliefs. Please tell me you are just trolling...

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Retards c:

That's not a nice thing to say. It's not your decision on who goes to Heaven or not, It's God's decision.

Duh! In other news, grass is green, the sky is blue and Obama is a liar.

Fortunately God tells us how this works in His Holy Bible.

• Almost everyone will go to Hell. (Matthew 7:13-14)
• Those who don't believe, go to Hell. No exceptions. No mercy. (Mark 16:16, Revelation 21:8, John 15:6, John 14:6)
• Those who break even one of the rules of the Holy Bible will go to Hell (James 2:10)

[SD the fool]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

sorry i didnt mean to yell


they bashed god by making them say that this soldier character is god

they also made a video about the soldier saying that god is a squinty gook who wrestled all the animals on the ark isnt that sickening?????

c

Actually if you watched the video, he did not even mention God. They said that a Chinese man, Sun Tzu, beat all of the animals. They never say that the Soldier is God, which by the way should always be capitalized. TF2 is not a bad game, you are just interpereting it wrong.

[James Hutchins]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

c

Actually if you watched the video, he did not even mention God. They said that a Chinese man, Sun Tzu, beat all of the animals. They never say that the Soldier is God, which by the way should always be capitalized. TF2 is not a bad game, you are just interpereting it wrong.

We do not interpret anything. We follow the Bible. If Biblical scholars and renowned Men of God state this game rots your mind and makes you a Homersexual, then it is and does. If you'd stop masturbating all the time and would unstick your hands, you'd know that.

[SD the fool]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

If Biblical scholars and renowned Men of God state this game rots your mind and makes you a Homersexual, then it is and does.

So if a bunch of people who have never played the game and have no idea what it's about prematurely judge it, then they are right? You have never even played the game! What does playing video games even have to do with the bible? Also, you changed my username.

[James Hutchins]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

So if a bunch of people who have never played the game and have no idea what it's about prematurely judge it, then they are right? You have never even played the game! What does playing video games even have to do with the bible? Also, you changed my username.

No friend, you are, as usual, quite wrong.

Some of the foremost Biblical scholars along with some of the most morally pure people in the world have personally played TF2 for weeks on end. Never would LBC make a blanket statement without expert experience, that would be terribly wrong and hypocritical.
Your point of what do video games and the Bible have to do with one another is very poignant. Absolutely nothing, thus confirming the games have no place in decent, Christian society. I am happy for your lucid moment.

I did not change your name, you must of requested during one of your 'episodes'. I noticed you seem to experience a lot of them.

[SD the fool]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I did not change your name, you must of requested during one of your 'episodes'. I noticed you seem to experience a lot of them.

That really makes me feel bad. If you don't like the game, don't play it. I don't know what "episodes" you're talking about. Only you could take a video game like TF2 and turn it into a religious arguement. That's really messed up.

[James Hutchins]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

That really makes me feel bad. If you don't like the game, don't play it. I don't know what "episodes" you're talking about. Only you could take a video game like TF2 and turn it into a religious arguement. That's really messed up.

You would not feel bad if you turned your entire life over to Jesus. Your choice. Why you want to go to Hell and spend all of eternity havig Satan anally rape you, stretching your rectum wide enough to fit a Fiat in escapes me. To each their own.

I do not have to hold a gun to my head either to know it is a bad idea. Try holding the KJV there. Many people consider the leather bound copies akin soft cheeks of Jesus.

Friend, we do not argue, we praise the Perfection of Christ(r).

[SD the fool]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

What is with the trademarks and stuff? That's silly. So you're saying that if I believe in Jesus (which I already do, thank you), your devistating and racist insults will just stop hurting me? I give up, you are impossible to talk to. I will stop posting on this forum because of your mean, racist, UNGODLY insults.

[James Hutchins]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

What is with the trademarks and stuff? That's silly. So you're saying that if I believe in Jesus (which I already do, thank you), your devistating and racist insults will just stop hurting me? I give up, you are impossible to talk to. I will stop posting on this forum because of your mean, racist, UNGODLY insults.

Friend, I believe in the sanctity of Jesus. You believe in the perversion of video games, obviously lured in with the sweet talk and acrid breath of Satan.
Like a pot junkie, you are hooked on the devils song and will do anything for your next fix. Well friend, one day, one day soon, Jesus will tire of trying to be your BFF and God will boot you to Hell, where your young and pliable rectum will be stretched prostate for all of Satan's minions. Why you would want that, I'll never know. The shame your parents must feel.