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  • #2446
    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by GodIsRighteous View Post
    also don't prosecute me because i am bisexual
    How about if we prosecute you because Jesus, whom you love, wants us to?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #2447
      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Jesus, whom you love,




      umm yeah maybe he told you too I accept that but have your own views plus what's so wrong with us
      [/QUOTE]

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      • #2448
        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        I actually play LAN games of TF2, CoD and Hatred with Satan. He's a pretty cool guy. I always hang out with him and play games, smoke weed and do meth. It's fun. You should come and join us.
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        • #2449
          ...

          Satan should be the next gen god. He deserves it more than Jesus does and all that edgy crap.



          This Landover Baptist Church's supporters say they're 100% water. How can you be 100% water if you're all 100% salt?
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          • #2450
            Re: ...

            Originally posted by SataaN! View Post
            Satan should be the next gen god. He deserves it more than Jesus does and all that edgy crap.
            Interestingly, your opinions matter not one iota to Jesus. He is concerned with whether or not you are going to worship Him appropriately with the time you have on this earth. You shall glorify Him, whether you do so with your praise, or with the stench of your burning flesh offered for all eternity from the Lake of Fire (Exodus 29:25). You get to decide where to spend eternity glorifying Him. Isn't that wonderful! I hope you choose wisely!
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #2451
              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              I am former Team Fortress 2 player and I stumbled across this post and I couldn't go by with out saying something. If you know anything about strategy games a healing class will stick to the back of a team. In the army the medical bay is back in camp, so that being said when the heavy weapons man tells the Medic to "Stand behind me" hes telling him that he doesn't want him to die as soon as he starts healing him. When he said "I love you Doctor" if a doctor saved your life would you thank him? Or would you spit in his face?

              (Also the heavy is Russian so keep that in mind)

              The soldier is mentally insane but still cares for his country, infarct he has multiple quotes such as "God bless America". If you still haven't figured it out this is a war game so yes there is death, but the problem I have with the whole argument of this game is if your child likes the game and has been taught right from wrong then he knows what is wrong with the game and he will ignore it like any other human being with common seance.

              Hear me out I'm not telling you that you are wrong to look out for your child, I'm telling you that you can't keep him in a bubble all his life because if you do when he goes out into the real world this thing out there will horrify him.

              I hope you take this into consideration, God bless you all

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              • #2452
                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Do you make it a habit of coming into new church communities and try to convince parents the benefits of letting their children try anal sex, or is that just for our benefit?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #2453
                  Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  It's very mystifying, Sister. He or she starts out by saying
                  I couldn't go by with out saying something
                  from which you might assume it was going to be to the point. But then he starts on about infarcts (which is a something to do with cutting off the blood supply) and seances, which are just witchcraft.

                  Maybe he had 2 browser tabs open at the same time and posted on the wrong forum?
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • #2454
                    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

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                    Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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                    • #2455
                      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      Originally posted by GayJew420 View Post
                      ...It's COOL to be gay!...
                      Scripture or StFU, thanks.

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                      • #2456
                        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Wait.

                        Are you guys serious?


                        You guys are seriously this upset over a videogame?


                        Some pixels on your screen?


                        You guys actually believe it's gay propoganda? When there's literally no such behaviour of homosexuality in the game? Do you guys even bloody well know what Team Fortress 2 even is?



                        God's really made you this vulnurable?

                        Like, you can believe whatever you want. I get it. But I seriously like-.. Are you guys ACTUALLY serious?

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                        • #2457
                          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by xweert123 View Post
                          Wait.

                          Are you guys serious?

                          You guys are seriously this upset over a videogame?

                          Some pixels on your screen?

                          You guys actually believe it's gay propoganda? When there's literally no such behaviour of homosexuality in the game? Do you guys even bloody well know what Team Fortress 2 even is?
                          Dear Xweird,

                          Of course I have never played this silly game nor investigated it in depth. I don't need to. It is wonderful to be part of a community where our members selflessly and at a very high personal risk do these investigations and disseminate their results so that everyone can know what to avoid. This investigation has already been done. I totally trust the unbiased opinion of a fellow True Christian™ and, thus, I don't have to investigate the matter of this harmful form of Satanic entertainment myself. Reciprocally, I have conducted similar unbiased investigations to warn my Brethren of other perils (such as Pokémon Go).

                          We are True Christians™. We help each other to navigate through the Ocean of Sin into the Welcoming Bosom of Jesus!

                          Luke 6:38
                          Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
                          God's really made you this vulnurable?

                          Like, you can believe whatever you want. I get it. But I seriously like-.. Are you guys ACTUALLY serious?
                          Of course I am serious. This is a matter of Eternal Life (1 John 5:11) vs. Second Death (Revelation 20:14). Jesus was very serious about these matters and it is our duty to communicate His message onto the sinners, such as you!

                          2 Corinthians 1:22
                          Who hath also sealed us, and given the earnest of the Spirit in our hearts.


                          Yours in Christ,

                          Elmer
                          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                          • #2458
                            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            So you're going to blindly insult me without any knowledge of whether or not I play the game or even play videogames at all? Are you sure God wants you to be blindingly rude and disrespectful and sensitive to some random person you've never met before over the internet? Insulting them and calling them names in the name of God? Are you aware that you're being ridiculous? I never insulted you or disrespected you, and I never intended to. The least you can do is show respect mutually.

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                            • #2459
                              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              Mr xwert, I am certain that a quick review of the pertinent facts will disabuse you of the ridiculous notion that Brother Professor Elmer White was being rude to you. He most certainly was not. I do note that you have ignored our request that newcomers here properly introduce themselves before joining in the conversations. As a person so attuned to rudeness, I am certain that you are aware of just how rude it is to barge into a conversation without introducing yourself. I do hope that you will rectify that situation as soon as possible.

                              This site is maintained for the use of Christians and those seeking salvation. All are welcome here if they come for fellowship and learning about Jesus. Are you saved? Please do tell us about yourself and your walk with Jesus.

                              God Bless!
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                              • #2460
                                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                                Mr xwert, I am certain that a quick review of the pertinent facts will disabuse you of the ridiculous notion that Brother Professor Elmer White was being rude to you.
                                So, being called a sinner and making fun of my name isn't being rude? That's perfectly fine?

                                I don't get it.


                                Sure, where would I "introduce" myself? Maybe the next lot won't be so intolerant of an opinion I never even said.

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