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  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
    That God granted you.
    And isn't this what it all boils down to, Brother? A man's life is not his own. He did not create it. He did not will for it to be. He is simply the instrument of the Creator, the object of the Divine Will. The fact is, shadowgamerz, God called "dibs" on your soul long ago. You owe Him your life, for He first offered His.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      And isn't this what it all boils down to, Brother? A man's life is not his own. He did not create it. He did not will for it to be. He is simply the instrument of the Creator, the object of the Divine Will. The fact is, shadowgamerz, God called "dibs" on your soul long ago. You owe Him your life, for He first offered His.

      Sister Mary your God driven wisdom always reads so true here in Gods favorite forum. People fail to identify that their smallest (and obviously largest) shortcomings derive from running on self Will. When will these Heathens realize that it is Gods Will for us not our own, that will guide us to Heaven and an eternal love for Him.

      God, grant me the serenity, to accept the things I cannot change, your courage to change the things I can and the wisdom you granted me to show me the difference.

      I now know a new freedom and a new happiness. I regret my past and I have shut the door on it. I now comprehend the word serenity and I will soon know peace. I have been relieved of the feeling of uselessness and self pity. I have lost interest in selfish things and I am now guided by Gods Will for me and obey His word with everything I do. My seeking has slipped away. My whole attitude and outlook on life has changed. Fear of people, places and things, economic insecurity have left me. I now realize that God is doing for me what I could not do for Myself.

      PRAISE JESUS!
      Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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      • War between mods? I wanna watch this.

        *grabs popcorn*

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        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          Originally posted by shadowgamerz View Post
          War between mods? I wanna watch this.

          *grabs popcorn*
          What war, dear? True Christians(tm) have no conflict, as we follow the Holy Bible verbatim. We're always on the same page, so to speak.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by shadowgamerz View Post
            *grabs own throat*
            How did you conclude to that? God certainly did give you the retard factor young Lady.
            Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
              How did you conclude to that? God certainly did give you the retard factor young Lady.
              I didn't post or edit that. That wasn't me.

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              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by shadowgamerz View Post
                I didn't post or edit that. That wasn't me.
                Dear, the question is, For what reason do you assume "mods" are at war with one another? Please be clear and concise in your reply.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Team Fortress 2 is my favorite game, and, no, if you'd played the game, or at least taken your glasses of hatred and closed-mindedness, you'd realize that the closest thing to anti-Christianity you'd find is the act of simulated sharp-shooting.

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                  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    Originally posted by ProudAsexualAthiest View Post
                    Team Fortress 2 is my favorite game
                    I am curious. Did you start to play this game because you had already made the deathstyle choice of becoming a gaysexual before, or was is another way around? Did this game made you turn into gaysexuality?

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                    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      Originally posted by ProudAsexualAthiest View Post
                      Team Fortress 2 is my favorite game
                      Dear young lady. Satan also has a favorite game, its called hide Satans pitchfork. He will have you bent over a flame for eternity as he jackknives you into damnation. But there is good news, find Christ Jesus, here. We can help you repent.
                      Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by ProudAsexualAthiest View Post
                        Team Fortress 2 is my favorite game, and, no, if you'd played the game, or at least taken your glasses of hatred and closed-mindedness, you'd realize that the closest thing to anti-Christianity you'd find is the act of simulated sharp-shooting.
                        Greetings Atheist. These are Baptists here and they will not view your atheism kindly. Also they seem to think you are a homosexual. In my home country of Jamaica we are tolerant of atheists but we like to chase down homosexuals and hang them from trees. That is not popular in Babylon because of the embracement of sin here. You are safe in most of Babylon but not among these white Baptists. They might try to catch you. They are very intolerant of sinful people.
                        Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Continuing original post, the soldier also says "If God had wanted you to live he would not have created ME!" That's ridiculous, God would never create such a dimwitted retard such as him!

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                          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Originally posted by AVoiceOfReason View Post
                            Continuing original post, the soldier also says "If God had wanted you to live he would not have created ME!" That's ridiculous, God would never create such a dimwitted retard such as him!


                            Wait, what?

                            God created EVERYTHING, dear. Even retards.

                            Exodus 4:
                            11 And the Lord said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the Lord?
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              I know I'm really late into this conversation, like 2300 posts late. I apologize about that. However, this thread is getting ridiculous. There are certain aspects that people are not quite grasping. Let me just get the obvious statements out of the way. TF2 is bloody, but in a cartoony way. There is no sort of homosexuality in TF2. There can be swearing and mockery, but that is for competitive and humorous aspects. And most importantly, the soldier doesn't promote antinationalism. He's just there to be, like all other classes, a mockery against the enemy team. Do I recommend this game to anyone? Sure as long as they're above the age of 13, maybe 14. If you can't handle the violence, but want your child to play, let them play the gamemode called Mann vs. Machine. Instead of fighting against other players, you play against robots. It also promotes teamwork, and there is literally no gore in that gamemode. Really, it's a good game as long as you guys feel comfortable with letting your children play it. Now please just get over it; there is nothing else to talk about. If you want to be rebellious to my opinion, just watch gameplay on YouTube or play it yourself. You'll understand where my perspective is coming from.


                              P.S. I know I'm done with TF2 talk, but I have a quick question. Why on the church's banner states, "Unsaved Unwelcome." Isn't that a tad bit rude especially if someone wants to go to your church to be saved?

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                              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by CaseyZoso View Post
                                I know I'm really late into this conversation, like 2300 posts late. I apologize about that. However, this thread is getting ridiculous. There are certain aspects that people are not quite grasping. Let me just get the obvious statements out of the way. TF2 is bloody, but in a cartoony way. There is no sort of homosexuality in TF2. There can be swearing and mockery, but that is for competitive and humorous aspects. And most importantly, the soldier doesn't promote antinationalism. He's just there to be, like all other classes, a mockery against the enemy team. Do I recommend this game to anyone? Sure as long as they're above the age of 13, maybe 14. If you can't handle the violence, but want your child to play, let them play the gamemode called Mann vs. Machine. Instead of fighting against other players, you play against robots. It also promotes teamwork, and there is literally no gore in that gamemode. Really, it's a good game as long as you guys feel comfortable with letting your children play it. Now please just get over it; there is nothing else to talk about. If you want to be rebellious to my opinion, just watch gameplay on YouTube or play it yourself. You'll understand where my perspective is coming from.


                                P.S. I know I'm done with TF2 talk, but I have a quick question. Why on the church's banner states, "Unsaved Unwelcome." Isn't that a tad bit rude especially if someone wants to go to your church to be saved?
                                Mr. Zoso,

                                You have some points there that are undoubtedly valid within the framework of sin and depravity. They might be valid also in the Biblical framework if you had provided some verses to back up your position. Unfortunately, you seem to have forgotten to do that so, please, let me enlighten you!

                                You'll understand where my perspective is coming from.
                                Of course we understand!

                                Matthew 13:3
                                The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.


                                "Unsaved Unwelcome.' Isn't that a tad bit rude especially if someone wants to go to your church to be saved?
                                Of course it is rude; again, within the framework of sin and depravity. We would obviously like to entertain everyone and tell them what they want to hear and that way they would all stay here thinking that "aren't the Landover Baptists nice apple-pie-grandmotherly people! They are so nice and confirm that we can go on fornicating and sinning and Jesus still loves us". We'd really like to do that and get positive feedback but we can't because we do not obey your cravings. We obey Jesus. He tells us how we should socialize with unbelievers:

                                2 Corinthians 6:14
                                Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?


                                It is not our duty to pamper unbelievers. It is our duty to tell the World about Jesus and how His will is expressed in the Magnificent Bible. This is more urgent than ever as the End is nigh and Jesus will re-enter the Earthly atmosphere any day now. That is the thing to worry about - compared to that your anecdotal opinions about this game that I have never played nor ever will (I know all there is to know because a brave person tested it and has reported that it is sinful) dwindle into pitiful insignificance.




                                Yours in Christ,

                                Elmer
                                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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