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  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by kokostal View Post
    are you using your mommys computer without telling her?
    Young lady, I find this very strange. A fascination for other people's mother is often a transitional object for a fascination with one's own mother.

    Now I certainly don't want to bog this thread down with incestualitism but I will point out what Jesus has to say on the matter.

    1 Corinthians 5:1 - It is reported commonly fornication among you, and such fornication as is not so much as named among the Gentiles, that one should have his father's wife.

    I hope you can find Jesus soon and put an end to this maternalistically oriented sexualisticallity that plagues you.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
      Young lady, I find this very strange. A fascination for other people's mother is often a transitional object for a fascination with one's own mother.
      Reason # 354 I'm Blessed to Homeschool. No surrogate mother figure will teach my children to love Obama and choose homosexuality rather than Jesus Christ Almighty Himself.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Reason # 354 I'm Blessed to Homeschool. No surrogate mother figure will teach my children to love Obama and choose homosexuality rather than Jesus Christ Almighty Himself.
        Frankly I think all teachers must be gaywise predators. Why else would one care about children other than their own (with the obvious exception for when they are still in the womb as abortion is wrong)?

        Doesn't make a lick of sense to this True Christian(tm).

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          I had a teacher, that would not let anybody pray during the mornings. I made me angry that she would take away my right to pray. Could it be that other teachers are like this as well?
          John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Wow, it's really sad how ignorant everyone here is. Uh, I'm 13 in July, and I play tf2. OHHH, NOOOOOO! And yes, I am a Christian, and so are my parents, who actually bought me a poster for the game as well. There's nothing gay about it (and if there was, it's just sad that you think that's so bad), it's not anti-American (what???), and the "god bashing" argument is just stupid and insignificant. Yes, there is killing (it's a shooter game, duh) and the OCCASIONAL swear, but really? Are you saying that people will go to hell for playing this game?
            If you are, then that includes me, a 12 year old girl, and a bunch of my friends.
            Also I only read the first few pages and the last few pages, I'm not going to read 121 pages of this.


            bye


            < also this is rascist

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            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              Originally posted by urmomlol View Post
              Uh, I'm 13 in July, and I play tf2. OHHH, NOOOOOO! And yes, I am a Christian
              I think it's clear you have merely learned to regurgitate your parents' beliefs. Do you have any of your own? Are they more than vague ideas and concepts you've been conditioned to interpret as realistic and good?

              Originally posted by urmomlol View Post
              Are you saying that people will go to hell for playing this game?
              If you are, then that includes me, a 12 year old girl, and a bunch of my friends.
              Yes, and yes. If you read the OP, and carefully considered the content therein, it should come as no surprise to you.

              Originally posted by urmomlol View Post
              < also this is rascist
              Skulls aren't a race, dear.

              May I suggest you calm down and take the time to articulate a well thought out argument to support your claims? You come here sounding like you want to pick a fight, but we are a peaceful, loving community. No one wants to fight with you. We care about the state of your soul because Jesus tells us to try and convert you. This is for your own good. If you are truly a Christian, you will understand.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by urmomlol View Post
                Wow, it's really sad how ignorant everyone here is. Uh, I'm 13 in July, and I play tf2. OHHH, NOOOOOO! And yes, I am a Christian, and so are my parents, who actually bought me a poster for the game as well. There's nothing gay about it (and if there was, it's just sad that you think that's so bad), it's not anti-American (what???), and the "god bashing" argument is just stupid and insignificant. Yes, there is killing (it's a shooter game, duh) and the OCCASIONAL swear, but really? Are you saying that people will go to hell for playing this game?
                If you are, then that includes me, a 12 year old girl, and a bunch of my friends.
                Also I only read the first few pages and the last few pages, I'm not going to read 121 pages of this.


                bye


                < also this is rascist
                Young lady, does your father know that you are using his computer?

                A True Christian(tm) believes in Jesus first and last. Your literal worship of these pixilated perversions is nothing more than a so called gateway drug to Satan.

                Have you actually thought about your faith? Have you read the Bible(KJV1611) cover to cover?

                The Bible tells us in 1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.

                And that which is not for Jesus is against Him in Luke 9:50 And Jesus said unto him, Forbid him not: for he that is not against us is for us.

                Do the characters in this silly game mention Jesus even once?

                I did not think so.

                If you want to be a Christain you need to understand that you have to put Jesus first, not your own hormonal need to imagine killing strangers in the Inter Nets.

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Originally posted by BaseballMom67 View Post
                  i had talked to a fellow mom about this and she said valve is the company of the devil! that game MAY look clever, but after you're done, you're suppose to drop into the fiery pit of hell as the computer (who is portraying satan having the character do his bidding) watches on and laugh

                  she also told me the name of the man who makes this game and i suggest a public BOYCOTT against this swine man



                  his name is gabe newell or something like that and he been making game that promotes the DEVIL for years

                  dear god please send gabe newell to the pits of hell so he may never harm another individual with his evil games may we hope his business burns in flames from your anger and hated for all things satan!!! amen

                  REMEMBER HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NOT A WOMAN FOR A COMPUTER!!!
                  HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THIS TOWARDS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR GABE NEWELL? HE HAS AVENGED US WITH HIS MIGHTY STEAM SALES, AND HE HAS LEAD US, THE ASCENDED OF THE GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE! YOUR BLASPHEMY WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN, AND WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED. GABEN-U AKBAR!

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                  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    Originally posted by ChurchOfGabeNewell View Post
                    HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THIS TOWARDS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR GABE NEWELL? HE HAS AVENGED US WITH HIS MIGHTY STEAM SALES, AND HE HAS LEAD US, THE ASCENDED OF THE GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE! YOUR BLASPHEMY WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN, AND WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED. GABEN-U AKBAR!


                    And this, dear children, is why you should never ever ever even think of smoking marijuana. You don't want to end up like this poor thing with no brain cells left.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

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                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
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                    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      For those out there seeing this, be glad that this satanic,Jesus Usurping garbage of a game called TF2 has been acknowledged Correctly and is being dealt with.Knowing this I am horrified with the idea that there are some Youthful kids that are able playing this game after researching the Obstruction of Jesus this has become I have concluded that
                      Unknown amounts of children are being corrupted.



                      Highlight-->YOU ARE ALL RACIST,HOMOPHOBIC DICKS<---Highlight

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                      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Ever heard of spellcheck, boy? Maybe if you didn't spend all your time playing homo video games devised by slants and compulsively masturbating, your spelling would be better.

                        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                        r u fukinh retrded
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                        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Say, why don't you ask your care-giver to help you type what you're trying to say in the computer for you! We might get along swell if we know what you're trying to say.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Say, why don't you ask your care-giver to help you type what you're trying to say in the computer for you! We might get along swell if we know what you're trying to say.

                            Have you heard of a joke before Mary?
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                            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              Originally posted by GayGayAndGay View Post
                              Have you heard of a joke before Mary?
                              Very good! That sentence makes perfect sense!

                              Yes, I have!

                              Do you have any you'd like to share? Perhaps after you introduce yourself, we can hear them!

                              The men of Landover Baptist like to share their jokes HERE. You should not read them, but if your care-giver has a husband with a sense of humor, he might enjoy them.


                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by GayGayAndGay View Post
                                Have you heard of a joke before Mary?
                                Darling Sinner,

                                I suppose with the three identical surnames you must be referring to Jason Gay, Enola Gay and Joseph Louis Gay-Lussac? You are probably a combination of their qualities, able to run for cover very quickly when things get heated because of some basic physics.

                                Or are you referring to the fact that we shouldn't admire and be deceived by your gay appareil and give you privileges based on the colorful appearance?

                                James 2:2-4
                                For if there come unto your assembly a man with a gold ring, in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poor man in vile raiment; And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool: Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become judges of evil thoughts?


                                Please, let me tell you that you can't run for cover when Jesus releases His Wrath upon this Earth (Reveleation 21:1) and the slaughter of sinners will make the Enola Gay incident seem like a minor skirmish. You won't be under His footstool but much deeper, actually. You can discuss this with Mr. Gay-Lussac while the heat and pressure of the gases surrounding you increase in perfect concert with the law he discovered!

                                Yours in Christ,

                                Elmer
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