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  • InSatanIBelieve
    Unsaved trash, teenaged demon
    • Mar 2011
    • 23
    #61
    Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

    Its fun to see how you talk about moving your finger on a screen is masturbation for you but one of your badges to be specific "tell her once" looks like masturbation sideways. ANGRY BIRDS AND MINECRAFT ALL THE WAY YEEEAAAAAH!

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      • True Disciple
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2445
        #62
        Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

        Originally posted by InMusicIBelieve View Post
        one of your badges to be specific "tell her once" looks like masturbation sideways.
        Only in your sick mind, you disgusting pervert.
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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          • Missionaryboy
            Unsaved trash
            • Mar 2011
            • 6
            #63
            Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

            Originally posted by Hank View Post
            What else would you expect from a country whos prince married an Austrian who came from a family tree full of generations of convicts. Those filthy Danes now breeding with the Austrians. It wont be such a "gday mate" when Jesus is punching you out like no kangaroo ever has before.
            As Christian following my lord and savior I feel it is my duty brother to inform you that there are no (except in Zoos) animals on the kangaroo kind in Austria, they are in Australia! Also they do not say (for the most part I would believe) "gday mate" seeing as the main national is German. I hope this clears up many a confusion!

            Also Kangaroos mostly use there feet in a kicking motion, so I would have to bellieve it would more be "Jesus is kicking you out...."

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              • Mrs. Rogers
                compassion personified
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2692
                #64
                Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                Originally posted by Missionaryboy View Post
                As Christian following my lord and savior I feel it is my duty brother to inform you that there are no (except in Zoos) animals on the kangaroo kind in Austria, they are in Australia! Also they do not say (for the most part I would believe) "gday mate" seeing as the main national is German. I hope this clears up many a confusion!
                You are quite correct. Female kangaroos will say "Throw another shrimp on the barbie", when they are in estrus.
                True Christians are Perfect!

                Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #65
                    Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                    Originally posted by Missionaryboy View Post
                    As Christian following my lord and savior I feel it is my duty brother to inform you that ...."
                    If you're a Christian then I'm the king of Siam.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • doesgodloveusa_yes
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 8
                        #66
                        Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                        thats just ridiculous

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                          • JYoungblood
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 3
                            #67
                            Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                            Geez , do you people see what your saying, its all biased bull crap. If you see that as promoting bad habits, then the new push button start cars are too, and the elevators, and even this PC with its start button.
                            You all need to get your heads out of your asses and take a better look at this world, times are changing. things arnt the way they used to be, things like this are becoming more and more acceptable. I will admit there are some video games out there that are just wrong in all being, but that doesnt make all video games horrible sex promoting things, its just they way you look at it.

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                              • MisterM
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 1480
                                #68
                                Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                                I was doing my weekly shopping at local Eskimo market (They are called KKK btw.) and then I saw this

                                http://i55.tinypic.com/m73vyp.jpg


                                It is not enough them to poison kids minds with the game, now they are selling also Angry Birds toys!

                                I went to complain to the store manager and he just laugh at me.

                                YiC,
                                Brother Miikkael
                                Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #69
                                    Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                                    Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                                    I was doing my weekly shopping at local Eskimo market (They are called KKK btw.) and then I saw this

                                    http://i55.tinypic.com/m73vyp.jpg


                                    It is not enough them to poison kids minds with the game, now they are selling also Angry Birds toys!

                                    I went to complain to the store manager and he just laugh at me.

                                    YiC,
                                    Brother Miikkael
                                    You need to try a more Christian approach. Distribute Chick Tracts, friend.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Harbinger of Death
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        • Apr 2011
                                        • 6
                                        #70
                                        Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                                        Hahahahahaha you are all completely insane. This forum is comedy gold right here.

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                                          • Cursed
                                            Recovering Bastard
                                            Head of Landover Glee Club
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jan 2011
                                            • 1363
                                            #71
                                            Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                                            Originally posted by Harbinger of Death View Post
                                            Hahahahahaha you are all completely insane. This forum is comedy gold right here.
                                            The Word of God is filled with joy AND terror, my friend. Welcome to God's Favorite Forum!

                                            Please introduce yourself here, in the aptly named "Introduction Forum."

                                            Let us know what church you attend, how you came to serve our Lord and Master Jesus Christ, and your favorite 1611 King James Bible verse.

                                            You know, tell us the important stuff, the stuff that makes you human! I think there's something special about you.
                                            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                                              • unclepaco
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                Under Investigation
                                                • Apr 2011
                                                • 11
                                                #72
                                                Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                                                Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                                                This explains a lot. All seven of my children have been telling me that their secular school mates have been "giving them the Bird." Now I understand what is going on. Time to sue to get Angry Birds banned from all public places! Thanks, Cranks!
                                                wow, giving someone the bird is flipping them off, (aka putting up your middle finger, which mean the F wor, DERP A HERP

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                                                  • John Creeser
                                                    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                                                     
                                                    • Aug 2009
                                                    • 7248
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                                                    Originally posted by unclepaco View Post
                                                    wow, giving someone the bird is flipping them off,


                                                    This is a family forum, we do not appreciate your homosexual slang
                                                    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                                                    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                                                    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                                                    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                                                    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                                                    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                                                    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                                                    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                                                      • Almighty Spirit
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Apr 2011
                                                        • 3
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                                                        What is masturbating? I am not familiar with this term.

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                                                          • Felicity
                                                            As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Apr 2010
                                                            • 4834
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                                                            Originally posted by Almighty Spirit View Post
                                                            What is masturbating? I am not familiar with this term.
                                                            My father says it is something bad people do. Good people do not have to know about it!
                                                            I Jesus!

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