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  • Almighty Spirit
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2011
    • 3

    #76
    Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

    Originally posted by Felicity View Post
    My father says it is something bad people do. Good people do not have to know about it!
    Oh, I see. I shall take your word on that and not pursue it any further.

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    • ShoesThief
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2011
      • 26

      #77
      Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post

      Mocking Jesus Christ on His own birthday!

      How does a bird wearing a Santa hat mock Jesus? I mean yes it was his birthday, but Jesus didn't wear a Santa hat while curing people of there "Problems"

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22354

        #78
        Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

        Originally posted by ShoesThief View Post
        How does a bird wearing a Santa hat mock Jesus? I mean yes it was his birthday, but Jesus didn't wear a Santa hat while curing people of there "Problems"
        All Santa Claus related crap is a direct insult to Jesus Christ! As are Christmas trees and Christmas lights. All those are communist atheist rituals used by Satanic cults to mock God.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Born Again Bob
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2318

          #79
          Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

          Dear Friends,

          Long, pointless, digression by Unsaved Trash re: holidays deleted. Stay on topic or log off.

          Yours in Him,
          BAB
          Last edited by Born Again Bob; 04-19-2011, 02:39 AM.

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          • Bible Thumper XLII
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Apr 2011
            • 2

            #80
            Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

            Originally posted by Almighty Spirit View Post
            What is masturbating? I am not familiar with this term.
            In the case that you truly don't know, you may have just been saved.
            Now, if you're lying, that is possibly a WORSE excuse to burn in Hell for eternity.

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            • unclepaco
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Apr 2011
              • 11

              #81
              Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

              Originally posted by John Creeser View Post


              This is a family forum, we do not appreciate your homosexual slang
              *facepalm* do you not understand what i typed?! giving some one the bird means showing them your middle finger! it means to F off!

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836

                #82
                Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                Originally posted by unclepaco View Post
                *facepalm* do you not understand what i typed?! giving some one the bird means showing them your middle finger! it means to F off!
                Please refrain from you faggot talk! Why are you obsessed with your middle finger? Also previously you said Derp a Herb. I am guessing that is fag slang for sticking vegetables up your bottom. Your kind disgust me.

                YiC

                Jack
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • Therapy Sessions
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 1

                  #83
                  Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Angry Birds is a Finnish "game" which originated on Steve Jobs' gayPhone. It is now spreading like a cancer to other devices. Never in my 50 years on the web have I met such horror.
                  So...you've been on the web for 50 years?!

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #84
                    Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                    Originally posted by Therapy Sessions View Post
                    So...you've been on the web for 50 years?!
                    It has been around that long, yes. In the old days though it was nicer because it took a certain level of intelligence to be able to get on. Now computers have become so easy, any idiot can get on.
                    Drama queen

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29445

                      #85
                      Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      It has been around that long, yes. In the old days though it was nicer because it took a certain level of intelligence to be able to get on. Now computers have become so easy, any idiot can get on.
                      Ah yes, Comp-U-Serve back in the 60's. 2400 baud modem (and that was considered fast), everything dos/text based. Landover went on line a few months after the web was invented.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • MisterM
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 1480

                        #86
                        Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                        Now I need advice. My kids have friend who has always been really nice. He is from christian (not true christian) family and is very polite kid. Seems also respect elders and his parents. The problem is that his parents bought him Angry Birdd toy and the kid likes it a lot.

                        I know I should protect my kids, I could always forbit him to visit us and tell my kids to beat him at sight but maybe I should try to save him?

                        I tried already to explain his parents the dangers of the toys but they were uncomfortable and laughed. What should I do? I have Colt 1911 and I though maybe I ask the kid to bring those toys here and let kids to shoot them. I bet the kid will love to shoot with real gun
                        Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                        • worshiper29
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                          • Apr 2011
                          • 125

                          #87
                          Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                          Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                          Please refrain from you faggot talk! Why are you obsessed with your middle finger? Also previously you said Derp a Herb. I am guessing that is fag slang for sticking vegetables up your bottom. Your kind disgust me.

                          YiC

                          Jack

                          Amen. Such a dark, and terrible world we are living in. Homers, homer enablers, and depraved homer pirates such as this one.


                          His/her/it's punishment is coming. Glory!








                          I have to shout it again.... GLORY!!
                          Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

                          Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women

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                          • Gforce
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 7

                            #88
                            Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                            I play angry birds for at least an hour a day and my wife is none the happier with me for the "training" it provides.

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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309

                              #89
                              Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                              Originally posted by Gforce View Post
                              I play angry birds for at least an hour a day and my wife is none the happier with me for the "training" it provides.

                              Watch out! I recognize the user name of this one! It's from a very old Jap cartoon about bird-related crossdressing and pedophilia! I bet he's hooked on the futanari stuff as well!

                              I'm not at all surprised that an unsaved scum who picks his username from bird-dressing Nip cartoons is also an Angry Birds pervert!
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                              • Gforce
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Apr 2011
                                • 7

                                #90
                                Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

                                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post

                                Watch out! I recognize the user name of this one! It's from a very old Jap cartoon about bird-related crossdressing and pedophilia! I bet he's hooked on the futanari stuff as well!

                                I'm not at all surprised that an unsaved scum who picks his username from bird-dressing Nip cartoons is also an Angry Birds pervert!

                                I'd never heard of that cartoon before. I'll check it out. Thanks for the tip.

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