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  • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

    Originally posted by 1Cor13,2 View Post
    Hello dear.

    (I registered just to post on this thread, so consider yourself lucky)

    I am so sorry (not) to tell you that not all Christians can't think. Yes, some Christians don't think too much but there's some pretty stupid Muslims, Jews and, I know it's shocking, atheists.

    I don't know if you've met some pretty damn annoying Christians or what but please don't judge us on one experience. Just like the members of this side shouldn't judge atheists. I honestly can't understand why people would think that all atheists want buttsex, 'cause I know A LOT who really, really don't want it.

    I can see why you'd think that logging on to this side and talking shit would be fun but please don't do it again. Please respect that these people have a place where they talk about their opinions. How crazy they might sound.

    So, please, stop doing this. You're not convincing anyone in here (myself excluded though, but I had the same opinion already). This won't help. Are you realizing that you might put atheists in an even worse light?

    Even if you have some pretty good arguments, making a post like this is extremely arrogant. Sorry to be the one telling you this honey, but it is.

    // Fiona
    But the clincher is you'll both burn in Hell just as much, however politely you piss in Christ's cornflakes.
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    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

      Originally posted by justinwillis1997 View Post
      excuse me but dolphins are the only or mammals besides us to have sex for pleasure
      Excuse me but you are WRONG. Ever hear of a monkey?
      The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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      • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

        Isn't that the same way God works? no one has ever seen God, yet he guides our life.
        This space for KJV use only. And my name Varg

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        • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

          Originally posted by Norwegianpagan View Post
          Isn't that the same way God works?
          Not really. God is not promoting ANAL SEX and stealing your credit card, silly.

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          • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

            Originally posted by Norwegianpagan View Post
            Isn't that the same way God works? no one has ever seen God, yet he guides our life.
            Baloney.



            Here is but one instance:

            (Genesis 17:1) "And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect."



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

              Originally posted by Norwegianpagan View Post
              ...no one has ever seen God...
              Moses did (well, at least His Holy butt).

              Exodus 33:20-23 "And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live. And the LORD said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock: And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by: And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen."

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              • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                Not really. God is not promoting ANAL SEX and stealing your credit card, silly.
                I did not say he did. I said why cant you guys let people believe in what they want? like you believe in God, Jesus, Etc. why can't they believe in a game no matter what it is promoting?

                BTW some of the Accusations about Portal 2 is way off target and not true.
                This space for KJV use only. And my name Varg

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                • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                  Originally posted by Norwegianpagan View Post
                  I did not say he did. I said why cant you guys let people believe in what they want? like you believe in God, Jesus, Etc. why can't they believe in a game no matter what it is promoting?
                  Because it affects all of us. I don't want my children growing up in a world where pedophiles are considered "normal" and sodomy is taught as a requirement in public schools. I don't want my beloved civilization to become stagnant and let ducks rule the earth.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                    Originally posted by Norwegianpagan View Post
                    no one has ever seen God
                    Here is another Bible verse where God shows himself, this time to Jacob; God also engages is some hand to hand combat with him:

                    Genesis 32:22-28

                    22 And he rose up that night, and took his two wives, and his two womenservants, and his eleven sons, and passed over the ford Jabbok.

                    23 And he took them, and sent them over the brook, and sent over that he had.

                    24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.

                    25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.

                    26 And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.

                    27 And he said unto him, What is thy name? And he said, Jacob.

                    28 And he said, Thy name shall be called no more Jacob, but Israel: for as a prince hast thou power with God and with men, and hast prevailed.
                    Stop whining
                    (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                    (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                    (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                    (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                    • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                      Originally posted by Norwegianpagan View Post
                      I said why cant you guys let people believe in what they want?
                      No you did not. You said: "Isn't that the same way God works? no one has ever seen God, yet he guides our life."
                      As you see, you did not say anything about letting people believe what they want. You seem to have hard time remembering what you have said? Are you feeling ok?
                      On the matter of letting people believe what they want, it would be cruel to let people believe what they want. You see, if you do not follow Jesus, you will end up in hell.

                      Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

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                      • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post

                        Teaching your child that lying is OK!
                        Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Yqx...eature=related This is a guy who managed to get the cake, the cake isn't a lie.

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Stealing your credit card information.
                        Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans.
                        you've heard about kids hacking into FBI, and CIA. it's just a matter of creativity and skills, nothing is truely safe.

                        Secondly "Indie" games got the name from independent developed games
                        which have been shortened to Indie games.
                        an indie game summed up in short a game which haven't been created by a company with a very high budget but more of a hobbyist or a smaller Team who decided to independently to create their own game without a million budget to help them.
                        Lev.18:22
                        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                        • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                          Originally posted by ShadowStalker View Post
                          an indie game summed up in short a game which haven't been created by a company with a very high budget but more of a hobbyist or a smaller Team who decided to independently to create their own game without a million budget to help them.
                          Oh, so they're crappy games. Gotcha.

                          Thanks!
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Oh, so they're crappy games. Gotcha.

                            Thanks!
                            Well that's actually true, their production quality is usually way worse than a game being made of a million budget, and many of the indie games truely are crappy but fact is they usually never have anything to do with india
                            Lev.18:22
                            Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                            • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                              Originally posted by ShadowStalker View Post
                              but fact is they usually never have anything to do with india
                              I know what you mean. Have you ever caught the smell if you walk past one of their houses? Imagine a whole country smelling of curry and flatulence. With added cows wandering the streets.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

                                "Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!"



                                WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THEN! THIS IS A FREAKING PORTAL AND LAST TIME I CHECKED THEY EXIST!

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