[butitsbetterifyoudo]

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"yellow mormon"? What? I typed mo-ron. This is stupid.

Just trying something:
mormon

[butitsbetterifyoudo]

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OK. Can an admin please delete my account? I've had enough of this crap.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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OK. Can an admin please delete my account? I've had enough of this crap.

I for one will be glad to return to this thread and read your lies, to remind me why God burns people in Hell for all eternity.

Just because you are doomed, doesn't mean others shouldn't be able to learn from your mistakes.

[James Hutchins]

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OK. Can an admin please delete my account? I've had enough of this crap.

We never delete anyones account. To do so would be to deny your existence and contributions, no matter how asinine they may be.
We want you to embrace Jesus and allow Him to hold you to Him and share His turgid love.

[butitsbetterifyoudo]

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We want you to embrace Jesus and allow Him to hold you to Him and share His turgid love.

turgid, n. 1. puffy: abnormally distended especially by fluids or gas. 2. bombastic: ostentatiously lofty in style 3. Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent, especially fluid, or expansive force

Bit of a weird word to use, but I get what you mean.

[worshiper29]

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turgid, n. 1. puffy: abnormally distended especially by fluids or gas. 2. bombastic: ostentatiously lofty in style 3. Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent, especially fluid, or expansive force

Bit of a weird word to use, but I get what you mean.

It isn't weird at all...he is showing you the truth. Now would be the time to obey the Lord, and reach out to Him.

[WhatIsTroll]

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I agree with the threadstarter, Portal 2 is vile. That's why you should play Black Ops instead. At least it teaches your kids how to blow the limbs off of the foreign athiests in third world countries.

[sprinkle]

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It's pretty simple really. If the person's name has True Christian™, it is safe and you should listen to all teaching they give you. If their name says unsaved trash, it's a safe bet that they are a troll and not to be trusted.

So basically a false title given to a person by another human being acting as "god" commending or condemning a user on this site if they do or do not share the same views. Certainly not very forgiving or christian-like.

Of course He contacted us! He gave us the Holy Bible!

The bible was written by a human being for human beings, god had nothing to do with it. Manufactured by machines made by human beings.

Duh! Of course He loves me more that a lazy child that refuses to work for food!

Wow... never thought I'd hear a christian say that. Seems you think better of yourself as you live in a society with a stable government that provides jobs for you to work and make a living with.


As well with all this hell talk. In some way or another, with all the thousands of gods that human beings have come up with and have chosen to blindly believe in (also known as faith I guess) there is some type of promise of eternal life (Heaven = good; Hell = bad). As with any of the other religions it is just a simple way to try and control someone with fear, no better than scum.

It takes a special type of perverted mind, one that of a christian, to come up with a way to use two portals in some way to offend god and be sent to hell. Not to mention that it doesn't even exist, simply a gameplay mechanic to solve puzzles; its intended purpose.

[Nobar King]

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The bible was written by a human being for human beings, god had nothing to do with it. Manufactured by machines made by human beings.

By SKYnet, no doubt.

Boy, you need to let go of your post-apocalyptic sci-fi fantasies and start reading your Bible. Have you ever even seen one?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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So basically a false title given to a person by another human being acting as "god" commending or condemning a user on this site if they do or do not share the same views. Certainly not very forgiving or christian-like.

I said it is a safe bet that anyone with the title unsaved trash is a troll or a God mocker and I stand by that statement.

The bible was written by a human being for human beings, god had nothing to do with it. Manufactured by machines made by human beings.

Statement proven and an ignorant God mocker on top of it. First of all, many different men, inspired by God, wrote the Bible. Next, many scribes and editors, with God's help, worked to keep it in tact for around 1400 years before the printing press was invented.

How dare you say the Bible is erroneous, corrupt or not God word!

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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So basically a false title given to a person by another human being acting as "god" commending or condemning a user on this site if they do or do not share the same views. Certainly not very forgiving or christian-like.

Since when has Christianity been about forgiveness and tolerance? Well, here is what the Bible actually says:

Psalm 139:21-22 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

Moreover, we are actually required to judge unsaved trash such as yourself.

Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

The bible was written by a human being for human beings, god had nothing to do with it. Manufactured by machines made by human beings.

If God did not write the Bible then how do you explain the Bible's existence?

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

[WanderingSoul]

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Religion: Promoting RETARDS since the year nought.

Seriously, how do you people come up with this stuff? Portal 2 is a videogame, made for entertainment purposes. It's not made by the devil, not by 'fags', and not by heathens. It's made by real people.

You know, real? Unlike your God who is obviously a fictitious character, a bit like Harry Potter, or Godzilla.

Deal with the fact religion is losing it's grip with the sane, and only appealing to absolute stark raving mad extremists like yourselves.


I've tried religion. It wasn't all that. The bible isn't God's message. It's the words of men to fool people like you into believing there is a higher power. Science, my fellow humans, is the future, is the truth. Fact, not fiction is the basis for my belief.


Now, I'm going to go back to living my life and having lots of sex before marriage. Good luck to you sexless virgin bastards.


Peace out, you racist, homophobic, sexist cunts

[James Hutchins]

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Religion: Promoting RETARDS since the year nought.

Seriously, how do you people come up with this stuff? Portal 2 is a videogame, made for entertainment purposes. It's not made by the devil, not by 'fags', and not by heathens. It's made by real people.

You know, real? Unlike your God who is obviously a authentic character, a bit like Harry Potter, or Godzilla.

Deal with the fact religion is losing it's grip with the sane, and only appealing to absolute stark raving mad extremists like yourselves.


I've tried religion. It wasn't all that. The bible isn't God's message. It's the words of men to fool people like you into believing there is a higher power. Science, my fellow humans, is the future, is the truth. Fact, not fiction is the basis for my belief.


Now, I'm going to go back to living my life and having lots of sex before marriage. Good luck to you sexless virgin bastards.


Peace out, you racist, homophobic, sexist cooters

Well, aren't you a disturbing person. No wonder your parents keep you locked in the basement. You know, if you'd leave the house, sit in the sun and read the Bible , you'd be a lot less cynical and a much happier person. Why do you piss on Baby Jesus?

[WanderingSoul]

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I don't piss on the imaginary.

Besides, I'd rather read a good story, like Game of Thrones rather than the bible.


I'm not telling people to not have faith, but some of you are extremists and believe that a burning bush talked to Moses. That seven of every animal could fit on a BOAT. That a man rose from the dead, though his flesh would be putrifying after three days.

Sorry, I don't buy it.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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That seven of every animal could fit on a BOAT.

It certainly must have been one heck of a man that built that boat. You must note that the pre-flood folks were HUGE in comparison to modern-day standards.

Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.