I always thought any man whose first names was 'Bruce' had to have Homeristic tendencies. So in my never ending quest to prove my suspicions, I unearthed this photograph. Brucey Springsteen and Osama Banana making out. Notice how Osama's wife looks on with the leer of a demented pervert.
Look at the titles of Brucies 'songs':
Look at the titles of Brucies 'songs':
- Born to run - From who, good, clean decent people?
- Blinded by the Light - Abject refusal to follow the Path of God
- Spirit in the Night - Pure Satan Worship
- Growin' Up - His desires for little boys to stay forever young
- Lost in the Flood - Admitting the sign on Noahs Ark excluded Homers like him
- E Street Shuffle - His declaration to go on the down low with a nigra
- Jungleland - See above
- Fire - An perverted desire to burn down the Churches of a True Christian™ Baptists
- Glory Days - More like 'Glory Holes'
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