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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Oh my, the brainwashing has set its hooks in deep with this one. Again, I'm not sure you understand what a subliminal message is. Your casual acceptance that everything in that clip is normal proves my point. Frankly, your blatant disregard of anything decent is evidence to your insatiable lust for copious amounts of anal sex and bathhouse antics and ribaldry.

    Originally posted by Hanky Joe Shackleford
    I'd like to see you show me a documented event of where a child has been turned gay because of My Little Pony.
    Very well, I'd be happy to oblige. Click here.
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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by Bill R. Briscoe View Post
      Oh my, the brainwashing has set its hooks in deep with this one. Again, I'm not sure you understand what a subliminal message is. Your casual acceptance that everything in that clip is normal proves my point.
      I casually accept that a rabbit is choking on a carrot. If you found somebody who had never seen My Little Pony before, and showed them this clip, they would also think that nothing is wrong with it. I also know that they sure as heck wouldn't be brainwashed from seeing a rabbit choking on a carrot.

      Originally posted by Bill R. Briscoe View Post
      Frankly, your blatant disregard of anything decent is evidence to your insatiable lust for copious amounts of anal sex and bathhouse antics and ribaldry.
      Oh, this is hilarious. This just proves that you don't know what you're talking about. For your information, I don't "lust for copious amounts of anal sex and bathhouse antics." I can't name off the top of my head a quote from the Bible that frowns upon stereotyping people without even meeting them, but I'm sure there are plenty of them.


      Originally posted by Bill R. Briscoe View Post
      Very well, I'd be happy to oblige. Click here.
      Wow, the search results of this forum that shows "Sorry - no matches." That sure showed me.

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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
        Wow, the search results of this forum that shows "Sorry - no matches." That sure showed me.
        Try this, then.
        Originally posted by Princess
        I can't name off the top of my head a quote from the Bible that frowns upon stereotyping people without even meeting them, but I'm sure there are plenty of them.
        First you cherry-pick from the Bible, and now you cherry-pick out of thin air. Amazing.
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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post

          So many people assume that all the adults who watch this show must be gay. This could not be any further from the truth. I'd like to see you show me a documented event of where a child has been turned gay because of My Little Pony.

          With a name like princesshenryjosephshackleton, I think you need look no farther than yourself, heathen.

          I have been catching myself up on this conversation, and I can't help but see how you seem bent on resisting the idea of repentance and belief. What is so bad about loving Jesus? All anyone is saying to you is that you should love Jesus, and do the things that are entailed by loving Jesus. What is the filthy sin that keeps you from accepting His conditional forgiveness? I understand you are a faggot, but surely anal sex is not worth an eternity in Hell, is it?
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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by Bill R. Briscoe View Post
            Try this, then.
            Nope, still same thing. Try again.
            Originally posted by Bill R. Briscoe View Post
            First you cherry-pick from the Bible, and now you cherry-pick out of thin air. Amazing.
            Let's try John 7:24. I hardly think it's right in God's eye to say that a person you barely even know must enjoy copious amounts of anal sex.

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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              I have been catching myself up on this conversation, and I can't help but see how you seem bent on resisting the idea of repentance and belief. What is so bad about loving Jesus? All anyone is saying to you is that you should love Jesus, and do the things that are entailed by loving Jesus. What is the filthy sin that keeps you from accepting His conditional forgiveness? I understand you are a faggot, but surely anal sex is not worth an eternity in Hell, is it?
              First of all: It's hilarious how everybody here insists that I'm gay when they have absolutely no proof of it. And I do love Jesus. But if loving Jesus from your eyes means hating homosexuals, retards, dwarfs, and whatever else you guys think is wrong, then that's just not going to happen.

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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
                But if loving Jesus from your eyes means hating homosexuals, retards, dwarfs, and whatever else you guys think is wrong, then that's just not going to happen.
                Obviously you have never read the Holy Bible. Jesus and God are one and the same, and the Old and New Testament are both to be obeyed.

                Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

                Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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                • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                  And in response on your so-called argument that rainbows doesn't make one gay, I conducted a quick research by searching for "sexuality rainbow dash", got a whole lot of porn which I had to read for the greater good (I'm still shaking from this ordeal) and presented my findings in the following graph:


                  These "fanmade fiction stories" were made by fans from the show, so it's safe to assume they know what they're talking about. If there's such a clear consensus that Rainbow Dash likes dismemberment and getting raped by on-strap dildos, why do you still deny the cold hard facts?
                  Brother, your graph suggests to me that a substantive minority of these fanfics are, perhaps, written by people who could be saved. Look, over 20% of them include the lesbian pony being dismembered!
                  Originally posted by thadx the pervert View Post
                  Wow, really -.-

                  oh my <obscene false deity name removed> you guys have some pro logic *facedouche*

                  You make fun of Buttermyfly, you are gonna regret it, BIG TIME.
                  That's disgusting. Does it need its fly buttered because it is so obese that it can't zip up, or so that its sodomy stick comes out pre-lubed?

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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
                    I do love Jesus. But if loving Jesus from your eyes means hating homosexuals, retards, dwarfs, and whatever else you guys think is wrong, then that's just not going to happen.
                    Let me get this straight:

                    You believe the parts of the Bible that talk about Jesus, but that's where it stops? You don't accept Deuteronomy or Leviticus, or 2 Samuel, or pretty much any of the Old Testament where they talk specifically about issues that you disagree with?

                    Jesus accepted the Old Testament. The following quotes are all from the New Testament, and demand that we embrace the Old.

                    Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                    Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

                    James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

                    Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
                    Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
                    So how can you love Jesus and reject everything He stood for?
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                    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
                      Nope, still same thing. Try again.
                      If this doesn't work for you, then you're just going to have to trust me.

                      Originally posted by princesscherrypicker View Post
                      Let's try John 7:24. I hardly think it's right in God's eye to say that a person you barely even know must enjoy copious amounts of anal sex.
                      I could take my rebuttal in 2 different directions. Allow me to venture down both, if you will.

                      Number 1) I'm not sure why I'm still surprised at you quoting the Bible out of context. That whole chapter of John is about whether or not the Jews believe Jesus is the actual prophet that the old law talks about. When Jesus says to them "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment", he's referring to how he broke Old Testament Law to heal a man on the Sabbath. This is the last time I'll hold your hand through reading the Bible, by the way. He's saying "Don't judge me because I broke a rule, judge me for why I broke the rule." He's essentially calling the Jews hypocrites, also, because they have no problem with circumcising children on the Sabbath. Here's the whole chapter in context: John 7.

                      You are wanting us to not judge you for being a homosexual based on your wanton desires to rape dolled up cartoon ponies and rabbits, because Jesus said to not judge him for healing a man on the Sabbath? Do you have any idea how insulting that is?

                      Number 2) You seem to think we have no idea who you are, and yet you have posted obsessively about a pornographic show aimed at children. Even if I were to accept My Little Pony at face value, the way a heathen would; you are a grown gay guy grievously giving good graces to an animated program that you enjoy watching which uses a small child's interests to entertain little girls. What more proof do we need?
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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        It doesn't surprise me at all that sissyfags who watch My Little Pony and also claim to be Christian are cheery picking Papist scum.

                        The only way you can convince yourself such effeminate ways are Godly is if you ignore all the bits of the Bible that tell you to be manly.

                        These people were never chastised properly as children and probably had feminazi mothers. Small wonder they love abomination. This sort of thing is why WE raise our children right. I'll certainly be beating my kids behinds if I catch them watching this filth and being drawn into fellowship with intolerant perverts like those brony scum in this thread.
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                        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          It doesn't surprise me at all that sissyfags who watch My Little Pony and also claim to be Christian are cheery picking Papist scum.

                          The only way you can convince yourself such effeminate ways are Godly is if you ignore all the bits of the Bible that tell you to be manly.

                          These people were never chastised properly as children and probably had feminazi mothers. Small wonder they love abomination. This sort of thing is why WE raise our children right. I'll certainly be beating my kids behinds if I catch them watching this filth and being drawn into fellowship with intolerant perverts like those brony scum in this thread.
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                          Quite right Brother. You don't have to be a sodomite to feel the wrath of God and be cast into hell. Being effeminate is enough. My sons have all had masculinity beaten into them.

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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            They even have their own Pony Club. This is how they describe it:

                            "The largest club in the world for those who want to take a "bestial" role and their fans. Pony-girls, pony-boys, puppies, piggies, cats, zebras, anything you may want to be. "

                            You probably will not find it surprising that one of the largest chapters is in Denmark.



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                            • Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
                              First of all: It's hilarious how everybody here insists that I'm gay when they have absolutely no proof of it. And I do love Jesus. But if loving Jesus from your eyes means hating homosexuals, retards, dwarfs, and whatever else you guys think is wrong, then that's just not going to happen.
                              I think it is clear to the decerning reader that a love of girls toys, pastel shades and hanging out in forums waiting in line to talk to girl children is not what a clean limbed manly man does.

                              To put it another way: if it minces like a queer and lisps like a queer, it is a queer.

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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Satan obviously has a very good taste in television then.
                                Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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