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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    What have you got against gays if you're not a Christian?

    You sissy fags only pretend to like this little girl TV show so the more manly boys will hate you then you can whine and play the victim and bang on about tolerance. It's totally like the gays wanting special privileges.
    you too A. i am NOT gay B. i AM a christian C. i DONT hate gaypeople D.YES i am a brony E. i can beat you in 15 secs not that i am going to because i have a small flinter of respect left for you

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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by juliusrutgers View Post
      you too A. i am NOT gay B. i AM a christian C. i DONT hate gaypeople D.YES i am a brony E. i can beat you in 15 secs not that i am going to because i have a small flinter of respect left for you
      So would you admit that liking MLP is at the very least effeminate (seeing as the mere mention of your latent gayness sends you into a hissy fit)? It's kind of a girlish thing to do. Not the sort of thing a manly man would like.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by juliusrutgers View Post
        you too A. i am NOT gay B. i AM a christian C. i DONT hate gaypeople D.YES i am a brony E. i can beat you in 15 secs not that i am going to because i have a small flinter of respect left for you
        Friend
        You can't be a Christian and not hate gay people.

        Leviticus 20:13
        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


        YIC
        Genesis 7:5
        And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


        John 8:32
        And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Friend, you cannot have it both ways. Either you are a cartoon horse sex addict or you repent your demeted and deeply disturbing ways and turn your life ofver to Jesus Christ. Simple as that.
          or i just watch a cartoon witch i do 'fap' on while having the urge to penetrate a frtiend's butthole

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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by juliusrutgers View Post
            you too A. i am NOT gay B. i AM a christian C. i DONT hate gaypeople D.YES i am a brony E. i can beat you in 15 secs not that i am going to because i have a small flinter of respect left for you
            No one here hates the gaywise.

            But that does not mean we don't think they should be killed.

            Do you understand?

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
              Friend
              You can't be a Christian and not hate gay people.

              Leviticus 20:13
              If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


              YIC
              Oh i can decide myself who i hate and not hate by the way i didn't knew hating was allowed in the christian ways oh yeah a flinter of respect is like standing on a cord wich is about to snap and let you fall to death or move very carefully on more stable ground wich is on both sides of you

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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                So would you admit that liking MLP is at the very least effeminate (seeing as the mere mention of your latent gayness sends you into a hissy fit)? It's kind of a girlish thing to do. Not the sort of thing a manly man would like.
                i didn't say it is a bit girly but women who play soccer (a man sport) or watch a guy's program aren't called tranvestites too oh yeah it's not like your face makes me believe you are a manly man either

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                • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by juliusrutgers View Post
                  Oh i can decide myself who i hate and not hate by the way i didn't knew hating was allowed in the christian ways oh yeah a flinter of respect is like standing on a cord wich is about to snap and let you fall to death or move very carefully on more stable ground wich is on both sides of you
                  I'm not sure flinter is a word.

                  Anyway, that lack of ability for us to understand what the blazes it is you are on about can be put to one side.

                  The salient matter is that of your girlish fantasy life of being loved up the butt by a brightly coloured, fluffy stallion. This will make you burn in Hell.
                  1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                  If you really are concerned with your immortal soul you might be well advised to man up and stop pretending to be a four-year-old girl when it comes to entertainment. What's wrong with taking up football or wrestling?


                  Originally posted by juliusrutgers View Post
                  i didn't say it is a bit girly but women who play soccer (a man sport) or watch a guy's program aren't called tranvestites too oh yeah it's not like your face makes me believe you are a manly man either
                  Women who play sports or otherwise dress and act like men are going to Hell.
                  Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by juliusrutgers View Post
                    or i just watch a cartoon witch i do 'fap' on while having the urge to penetrate a frtiend's butthole
                    I see.

                    Well Julio, have you told your art teacher about this obession, you kow, the fellow that wears the scarf? He may be interested in some 'private' drawing sessions.

                    Tell me, what kind of a creature is a 'frtiend's'?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      I'm not sure flinter is a word.

                      Anyway, that lack of ability for us to understand what the blazes it is you are on about can be put to one side.

                      The salient matter is that of your girlish fantasy life of being loved up the butt by a brightly coloured, fluffy stallion. This will make you burn in Hell.
                      1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                      If you really are concerned with your immortal soul you might be well advised to man up and stop pretending to be a four-year-old girl when it comes to entertainment. What's wrong with taking up football or wrestling?
                      and for the last time knucklehead i don't like to be taken in the a-hole i have other hobbies like basketball i have excelent school grades my parents love me like who i am if i go to hell then it is my destiny if you want to be immortal and go to the greater good have it your way and the flinter thing. it excists i am dutch

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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by juliusrutgers View Post
                        and for the last time knucklehead i don't like to be taken in the a-hole i have other hobbies like basketball i have excelent school grades my parents love me like who i am if i go to hell then it is my destiny if you want to be immortal and go to the greater good have it your way and the flinter thing. it excists i am dutch
                        Aaah... no wonder you're at home with acting like a big sissy. I'm surprised you aren't stoned all the time in some cafe.

                        This flippant attitude to going to Hell is not really very Christian. So you're a liar about that as well and you want us to believe you aren't a fag.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                        Comment


                        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by juliusrutgers View Post
                          i don't like to be taken in the a-hole i
                          I don't understand If you don't like it don't do it. I can imagine it must be excruciatingly painful.

                          God gave us the word 'no' to help us not get sodomised by an endless queue of anonymous gaywise anal rapist.

                          Leviticus 20:13 tells us very clearly what happens to the bumhungry or the gaywise.

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                            I don't understand If you don't like it don't do it. I can imagine it must be excruciatingly painful.

                            God gave us the word 'no' to help us not get sodomised by an endless queue of anonymous gaywise anal rapist.

                            Leviticus 20:13 tells us very clearly what happens to the bumhungry or the gaywise.

                            YIC
                            since i am 13 knucklehead means that i don't have buttsex you understand now thickbrain?

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                            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by juliusrutgers View Post
                              since i am 13 knucklehead means that i don't have buttsex you understand now thickbrain?
                              Nonsense. All eskimo children have buttsex from the age of 5 years old. The papists have taken control of the Nordic Tundra, but Jesus is going to clear all that up soon enough.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by Malice in Wonderland View Post
                                Yes, I'm aware of what my threat sounds like. But my friends and family have NO TIME for extreme religious groups like you. If you and your damn DoF decide they'll come and attack my house... well, I told you what will happen and I'm not gonna say it again.
                                You're going to spank a SWAT team from the Department of Faith?


                                Originally posted by orangejulius
                                but i forgive you if you forgive the things i said to you and if you can keep opinions just to yourself i will do that too
                                OK, so you'll be leaving, then?

                                Nobody asked you to come here and spout off your "opinions" in the first place.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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